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corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:55 PM Reply

yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some

why.,..


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:59 PM Reply

"If i could rearrange the aplhabet i'd you U and I together"
there, be happy


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:59 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:58 PM, Elios wrote: "Do you have a quarter? My Dad told me to call him every time i got a huge boner."

Would you like your 100 internets for here or to go?

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:00 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:56 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some
why.,..

I wanna make a new cartoon about 2 computer geeks who try to pickup some chicks downtown and /phaile max


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:02 PM Reply

This has been done.
Very recently.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:03 PM Reply

Are you an angel? Cause I've got an erection.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:04 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 06:02 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: This has been done.
Very recently.

link or its a lie


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:04 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:58 PM, Elios wrote: "Do you have a quarter? My Dad told me to call him every time i got a huge boner."

God I'm laughing so hard right now, you totally just won this thread.

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:05 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some

Theres already another, much bigger thread about this.

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:06 PM Reply

Hey, nice shoes! I bet they'd look better in my pants.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:08 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 06:05 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: your parents must be retarded

because you sure are special

rofl


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:46 PM Reply

let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you.

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:47 PM Reply

Hey baby, it's not a banana in my pants, its an erection. All for you.

OR

I lost my number, can I fuck you in the ass?

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:53 PM Reply

Lets not turn this rape into a homicide.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you black? Because you stole my heart.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 07:08 PM Reply

Hey, If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 07:10 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 06:02 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: This has been done.
Very recently.

i second that.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 07:12 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some

http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/corny_pic k_up_lines.htm

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U rly do phail at teh lifez lololol!!!11!oneone!11

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 7/7/09 07:12 PM, misterchees0 wrote:
At 7/7/09 05:55 PM, Aleque wrote: yo

So I could use some corny cliche pickup lines like "wussup babe, you look hot"

Please give me some
http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/corny_pic k_up_lines.htm

Google is your FUCKING FRIEND GODDAMNIT.

U rly do phail at teh lifez lololol!!!11!oneone!11

why do we even have forums then.. you can google anything? Can you please stop making replies here and play with your google in stead?


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 08:07 PM Reply

I wish I could rearrange the alphabet

if I could i would put U and I together

giggty giggty ALLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT!


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 06:45 AM Reply

At 7/7/09 08:07 PM, seductive-dolli wrote: I wish I could rearrange the alphabet

if I could i would put U and I together

giggty giggty ALLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT!

is that Quagmire?


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 06:52 AM Reply

I like to challenge a girl to a contest or bet her a kiss on a feat of strength or skill. I've been getting girls for as little as hitting stop signs with rocks or french inhaling a cigarette since I was a kid. But I'm also a charming fella.

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:01 AM Reply

Oh, for nerds? Definatly.

"You must be The Princess, because I just got a 1-Up...in my pants."
"Why hello there Samus, people call me 'Metroid' *gropes* NOM NOM NOM"
"You're the Electron to my Neutron"
"Want to learn Physics?"
"Can I perchance purchase an alcaholic beverage for your consuming pleasure?"


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:03 AM Reply

Did it hurt?
Her:Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven of course!


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:24 AM Reply

Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see me in them.


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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:26 AM Reply

Shut your whore mouth, get on the ground or I'll kill you

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Response to corny cliche pickup lines Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:29 AM Reply

Hey, you're like a real angel. Did your wings fall off when you fell from Heav-- oh, it looks like you landed on your face.