Forum Topic: Dead cat by my house. Fuck.

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LBRocker

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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:11 AM

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Let me explain what happened. It's 3 am, I'm sitting here at my computer lurking on NG and reading xkcd, when all of a sudden I hear crying within close proximity to my house. It sounded human. My first reaction was, "Oh shit, is there a baby outside my house?" So I run to the window, and look around, using my ears to locate the screaming. No baby. Instead, 2 cats run up the hill and into the thicket of poison ivy at the top of the hill. They were both chubby, but they were quick.

Then more wailing. This time, louder and more violent. More wailing, but this low, and droning, like a pain caused it. Then nothing.

I'm assuming the fight was won. I feel a bit sad, being an animal lover, but there's nothing I can do. It was strange, because I've only seen one stray cat on my block. It's possible my neighbors cat got loose, but I doubt it.

It's 3 am, so I'm not going out there and getting rabies because of a dead cat, and it's too late to call the humane society to pick up a dead cat. I'll check it out tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.


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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:13 AM

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Shovel + Trashcan = Problem solved


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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:16 AM

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Just eat it

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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:17 AM

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Also being an animal lover, i find that sad. Also a cat is my favorite animal causing this to make me somewhat sad.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:20 AM

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Go get it and bury it. It at least deserves to be buried.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 03:20 AM

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I sometimes hear cats fight on my lawn. At first I thought it was a woman screaming, so I went to look. I didn't rush to look, because I had already heard that skunks scream like girls. I wasn't very far from the truth, they were cats.


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Posted at: 7/7/09 04:34 AM

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Gabba dabba who shoo foo foo!

Dead cat by my house. Fuck.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 04:53 AM

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Must have been some fight if one managed to kill the other.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 09:59 AM

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At 7/7/09 04:53 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: Must have been some fight if one managed to kill the other.

Well they could have been fucking, I've heard cats do it and it's pretty loud. But I'm pretty sure it was a fight. I'm going to go out and look for it later.


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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:01 AM

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You should post pics to make stuff more interesting! (and get more views, mind you.)

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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:09 AM

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At 7/7/09 03:16 AM, thisisL wrote: Just eat it

This is the first thing I thought of, too.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:09 AM

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At 7/7/09 03:16 AM, thisisL wrote: Just eat it

That's morbid.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:12 AM

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Try and bury it if you can. That's the best you can do.


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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:13 AM

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At 7/7/09 09:59 AM, LBRocker wrote:
At 7/7/09 04:53 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: Must have been some fight if one managed to kill the other.
Well they could have been fucking, I've heard cats do it and it's pretty loud. But I'm pretty sure it was a fight. I'm going to go out and look for it later.

He's saying cat's don't usually fight to the death, it's more likely one of them ran away. I doubt you'll find any corpse, but it would be cool if you did.

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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:14 AM

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At 7/7/09 10:12 AM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Try and bury it if you can. That's the best you can do.

Somebody else recommended that. I'll pick a flower from my mother's garden for it.


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Posted at: 7/7/09 10:17 AM

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Animals rarely fight to the death. They mightn't have killed each other, maybe they just ran away. Cats can do that you know.

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Posted at: 7/17/09 08:21 AM

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poor kitties you want a stray sent your way to replace the deceased one? (im in the usa and i have like 50 strays and none of them are mine...they are attracted to something i cant fiqure out...maybe a legendary cat that is supposed to save the cat kind and cause them to talk?no thats stupid) anywho the strays seem well trained so if ur in the usa they travel :D (yes i think a cat can reach you i belive in them too much)im sorry that an animal died and i recently heard my cats mate maybe your nearby and you heard them (agian they are strays)


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At 7/7/09 09:59 AM, LBRocker wrote:
At 7/7/09 04:53 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: Must have been some fight if one managed to kill the other.
Well they could have been fucking, I've heard cats do it and it's pretty loud. But I'm pretty sure it was a fight. I'm going to go out and look for it later.

That could've happened. It's pretty rough with cats. The male has a prickly penis. And when it withdraws, it hurt in the innards of the vagina, causing pain, therefore screaming.

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Posted at: 7/17/09 08:25 AM

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You should have sex with it/

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Posted at: 7/17/09 08:34 AM

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At 7/7/09 03:13 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Shovel + Trashcan = Problem solved

Indeed. There are so many solutions to get rid of a cat.

Petrol + matches = fun. ^^


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Posted at: 7/17/09 08:35 AM

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I only had a dead groundhog problem like this. Hope everything goes well.

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Posted at: 7/17/09 09:00 AM

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At 7/7/09 03:17 AM, brassmonker1234 wrote: Also being an animal lover, i find that sad. Also a cat is my favorite animal causing this to make me somewhat sad.

Yeah cats have to be the most entertaining animal...

they are like ninjas...

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