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At 7/6/09 10:51 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: The first fresh cut into a new sheet of construction paper.

Aww yes, this. And waves crashing.

Many of the cartoon sound effects.

At 7/7/09 03:15 PM, Rutz wrote: The crackling first drag of a cigarette.

Yeah buddy, especially a clove cigarette. Sounds like a damn bowl of rice krispies.

The roaring sound that fire makes when you light up gasoline

Very hard rain and loud thunder.

The sound of a swimming pool when you have your head under the water. Hard to describe exactly how it sounds as it is different depending what is going on, but it certainly is peaceful to just lie in the water with nothing more than the blurry noises of everyone else in the pool to keep you company.

The click noise that the guitar hero controller makes.

the light drumming of a cymbal reminds me of some good jazz.

a smashing tackle in football, crack of a bat against a baseball, galloping horse

Oooooooooh ooooooh ooooh, I got a good one!

Knocking over all the bowling pins.

The squishing noise when I cut someone's head off and fuck their throat.

I don't really know, i guess i find the sound of a fan relaxing for some reason.

The sound of a car's engine revving. Also, typing on a keyboard.

the sound of someone cheering at my work

Thunder, I don't know why but it soothes and centres me lol ...

a girl's orgasm...

My pug (dog) snorting. It's so soothing.

Also the sound when I destroy a whole city with my penis. Ever play Sack Smash? Sorta like that.

The crackling of a wood fire is the most satisfying noise I can think of

The sound of a tree falling, sounds awesome

When I went back to Canada recently, we had to chip ice off the drive. I was using an axe, and I found out if I hit the ice right, as well as not too near the edge, it'd go THWOK and a huge chunk would come off =D

Other than that, when I'm playing TF2 as sniper and (with my crappy skills) I actually get a headshot, and it goes ptcheeeww (although technically i use the huntsman now so I hear the crit sound later). It's only satisfying because it's like doing major damage with the click of a mouse =)

Crying children - Troll response

The generic officer death noise from the dynasty warriors series. The one where the armored generals go "MWOOOOO!!!" (Or something to that affect) upon defeat. - Serious response ;p

The sound of the swat team in the blues brothers

Snowboarding over a fresh layer of snow

The scream of a crow.

Rain and thunder, its just so calming.

CAR ENGINE GOING VROOOOM

the idiotic flute playing of azathoths servants

At 7/7/09 05:57 PM, Jarvid wrote: The sound of vaginas flapping after long queefs

Ewww, gross.

At 7/7/09 06:10 PM, bl00db47h wrote: THE OCEAN SOUNDS, WHILE I MAKE SWEET LOVE TO CRABS ON THE SAND.

Haha, good old random post.

At 7/7/09 06:11 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: the sound a of a headshot.

Yes. This.

Popcorn popping and popping your fingers do it for me, sometimes I just eat popcorn for the sound and crack my fingers for the sound. Nah not really, but I like the sound. Also, the sound of those skeletons in Mad Monster Mansion in the original Banjo-Kazooie game. AWESOME SOUND

At 7/7/09 09:31 PM, Slintas wrote: The scream of a crow.

^
This.