Most satisfying noises

[snowy556]

Many people have a sound that, when heard brings them great satisfaction. Be it the crack of the fire, the whisper of the wind, or the ding noise the toaster makes when your bread is toasted. Personally, my favorite noise is the crack that you hear while splitting wood with an axe, and the wood splits. So, Newgrounds, I ask you, what is your favorite noise?

Sexual grunts, moans, cries, and any other sex related noise is excluded.

[DM692]

This thread will go VERY wrong...

[eyeothestorm]

Dude, stirring macaroni easily.

[Straight-Edge]

The sound of frying bacon.

[Chumbawamba]

At 7/6/09 10:43 PM, snowy556 wrote: Personally, my favorite noise is the crack that you hear while splitting wood with an axe, and the wood splits.

Oooh, that's a nice one. Similar to the crackling of a fire, but still a unique pleasure.

Unfortunately I can't think of anything original, but I do love to hear the sound of leaves rustling in the wind at night. To me it means sleep, summer, and tranquility.

[Spiff]

To be honest, a satisfying sound for me used to be when you would hear that nice cracking sound when you broke someone's neck in Metal Gear Solid for the Playstation X.

[bgraybr]

Dogs whining.

[Bigfoot3290]

Hitting a golf ball on the screw. Nothing like it.

[Rutz]

queef.

[Butt-Blast]

The first fresh cut into a new sheet of construction paper.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

The popping of my back when i wake up in the morning.

Feels good and sounds cool.

[Slinging-Blood]

The bubbling sound of a nice fat bong rip.

[Butt-Blast]

At 7/6/09 10:43 PM, snowy556 wrote: Personally, my favorite noise is the crack that you hear while splitting wood with an axe, and the wood splits.

You want one of these?

[snowy556]

At 7/6/09 10:53 PM, Butt-Blast wrote:

At 7/6/09 10:43 PM, snowy556 wrote: Personally, my favorite noise is the crack that you hear while splitting wood with an axe, and the wood splits.

You want one of these?

That has to be one of the coolest things I have seen involving wood in a long time.

[xXsharkxsayxhelloXx]

Alan Rickman's voice, knuckles cracking, typing, toast (when it pops up), and a pencil on paper.

[SouthAsian]

At 7/6/09 10:44 PM, eyeothestorm wrote: Dude, stirring macaroni easily.

yeah its hilarious.

[Dooby2Dope]

Personaly I like the sound ppl make when their suffocating to death "huuu echhhh uaah urrh.... dead"
hahahahahaha

[Zwe]

I would have to say calm water. You know, like by a dock.

[Alpharius120]

I love the sound of a wooden plank hitting a wooden plank. The resounding hollow sound is so awesome.

[thelittleemo]

The sound of a cat purring. It's just so oddly relaxing.

[MatrixAlchemist]

Simply Silence. Especially when I'm trying to sleep, it's almost as good as eating choco taco's on a dreary day.

[TehSlapHappy]

Peeing in the toilet.

[Jercurpac]

I suggest that everyone read through this thread and pretend that all these innocent responses are actually sexually suggestive metaphors. It instantly becomes hilarious.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Opening a can of pop, or twisting off a cap of a bottle of pop. The Xbox 360 achievement popup sound is orgasmic.

[dec-1310]

The noise that makes a Soda bottle when you open it, I just love it...
As second, a squeeze of a plush toy or whatever...

[dec-1310]

At 7/6/09 11:12 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Opening a can of pop, or twisting off a cap of a bottle of pop. The Xbox 360 achievement popup sound is orgasmic.

Damn beat me for 2 minutes

[Rutz]

At 7/6/09 11:09 PM, Jercurpac wrote: some shit.

I see where your going with this.

Peeing in A GIRLS MOUTH.

hehe.

Simply Silence. Especially when I'm trying to sleep, it's almost as good as eating A BLACK GIRLS choco taco's on a dreary day.

oo.

The sound of a PUSSY purring. It's just so oddly relaxing.

yup.

I love the sound of MY WOOD hitting SOMEONE ELSES WOOD. The resounding hollow sound is so awesome.

fag.

I would have to say calm JIZZ. You know, like by a dIck.

nahh not that one.

[Spiff]

At 7/6/09 11:09 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I suggest that everyone read through this thread and pretend that all these innocent responses are actually sexually suggestive metaphors. It instantly becomes hilarious.

Some of them do.

First cut into a new piece of construction paper.

Hmm, hitting a virgin? Ha.

[Preternatural]

Dying babies-- what do I win

[ripoffhitman]

The squeel of a deserving child being beat by their parents.

Macaroni, that weird slurpy sound