Also, my list:
Rain - nothing is deep or awesome or magical about dancing in the rain or kissing in the rain or the way rain smells or feels. About a million chicks have something related to rain in their profile.
Guitar Hero - It's a good game but it's being milked for all it's worth and now I can't have a decent conversation with someone without mentioning World Tour or GH Metallica.
Twilight - Ooh a bisexual vampire and a fat Hottopicore chick, the makings of a shit movie that girls and gay guyswill go crazy for!!
Family Guy - It has moments and the first episodes are comedy gold, but the new episodes are just tasteless and shocking for no reason, as well as lame and too pop cultural.
Guns N Roses - Are they rock or metal? They're SHIT. The band consists of hobos and Slash is the most unoriginal and annoying guitar player ever, he takes himself too seriously. That tophat looks gay.