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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:04:35 Reply

At 7/6/09 09:55 AM, LBRocker wrote: Well Batman doesn't even HAVE super powers. Pfft, what a poser.

He doesn't NEED super powers to be awesome, he just is.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:37:43 Reply

Spider-Man was supposed to be unperfect. While pretty good he was supposed to be easilly beaten.Makes more of a thrill to the comics/cartoons/movies. I think the movie were great same as the Comics which were 10x better.

I hate Superman, it's boring...Superman is WAY too perfect there's never a threat to him.
Plus Spider-Man is supposed to have Life problems, it was Stan Lee's idea to have a casual Guy with an uncasual secret...Make him relate to the average Comic book reader, which I think is a great idea.

Your obviously one of those idiots that Watch a Movie or read a comic for the Action scenes and pay no attention to the story. (Not saying people who like Action scenes are idiots, but people who don't pay attention to the story and just watch the Action scenes are freakin' retarded.)


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:46:08 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:21 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Who thought this kind of superhero would be a good idea? "Rawr, I'm spiderman! Check out as I can swing from buildings! Fear my relationship troubles!"

What's so bad about him? He does whatever a spider can! Sure, the last movie was crap, but the first 2 were awesome. Without the first Spider-man, super-hero movies would probably not exist as we know them (Dark Knight/Batman Begins, Superman, Transformers, etc.)

He doesn't deserve a movie about him.

Why not? What's wrong with him? Before you say he sucks, give details and facts supporting your opinion, not just badmouth a movie or character just because. Why do you hate him?

Are you flaming on Spider-man from this generation, or all Spiderman-related things? Spiderman started decades ago as a comic, there are many other things on Spiderman besides the movies.

Also, he's a FUCKING ZOMBIE!!!!

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:49:54 Reply

Spider-man has a lot of potential. It's just the way they display him on the big screen that is horrible.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:50:16 Reply

Man, don't come to us saying things that you dont really know about it.

Spider-Man has super agility, high jumps, super strenght, and his history is awesome!

So fuck you, dumbass!


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:55:53 Reply

FUCK YOU you apperantly have never seen his cartoons


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 10:57:21 Reply

At 7/6/09 09:53 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Superman sucks way worse than Spiderman.

Sooo true!!


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:01:37 Reply

Fuck. You.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:02:44 Reply

I disagree, I think that Aquaman is the worst superhero ever, I mean unless your in some form of water, he can't help you.

really useless

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:04:49 Reply

At 7/6/09 11:02 AM, JKMonkey wrote: I disagree, I think that Aquaman is the worst superhero ever, I mean unless your in some form of water, he can't help you.

really useless

Exactly.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:11:02 Reply

He's the most lovable of all super-heroes, because he's the most down to earth of the entire lot.

Sentry saves the planet on a daily basis. Hulk is hunted by the military and smashes mountains. Iron Man builds suits of armor capable of taking out entire cities.

Spider-Man? He saves people who get their purses snatched, stops crooks from taking folks hostage at a bank robbery, stops stupid kids from getting themselves run over in the middle of traffic.

He's friendly, he's funny, and he's as close to a normal human being as any superhero will ever be.

Why?

Because he's got bills to pay. Because he lives in a shitty, run-down appartment. Because he takes care of his old aunt and struggles to maintain a relationship with his girlfriend/wife like any other regular Joe.

And also because, when he really puts his mind to it, he's awesome.

So fuck you.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:29:29 Reply

Hey at least he has superpowers, unlike that shitty Batman.

"Hey look at me, I'm super rich so I can afford to blow money on stupid technology so I can chase after purse-snatchers. I'm played by renowned dickhead Christian Bale and I growl at everyone. I miss my parents, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 11:30:51 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:26 AM, Aigis wrote: "Rawr, I'm Iron Man!

Am I the only one that thought of the beginning of the iron man song?

But anyway, Spider man is pretty fucking awesome.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 12:49:28 Reply

Spiderman isn't even CLOSE to the lamest superhero. That, is obviously Aquaman.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 12:50:49 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:21 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:
He doesn't deserve a movie about him.

your absolutely right! he deserves 3!


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 13:09:26 Reply

uh huh.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 13:39:09 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:21 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Who thought this kind of superhero would be a good idea? "Rawr, I'm spiderman! Check out as I can swing from buildings! Fear my relationship troubles!"

He doesn't deserve a movie about him.

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hes like a spider
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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 13:52:39 Reply

Spider Man is waaaaaay better than Kite Man.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 13:54:19 Reply

I think he's better than Batman and Superman, and the Hulk (God he's shockingly crap).


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 16:46:20 Reply

At 7/6/09 05:22 AM, homor wrote:
*sigh* Rob Liefeld, truly you are the greatest artist of our time.

What are you talking about??!, the only decent thing he did was Deadpool, and he was just the artist, he created awful comics in the 90`s, Youngblood is nothing but a bad copy of X-Men. The greatest artist of our time are Alex Ross and Frank Miller.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 16:47:12 Reply

I actually laughed out loud at the relationship troubles bit. Nice.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 16:49:31 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:30 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Not even close.

Aquaman is a gay fish.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 16:50:32 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:25 AM, Reckon wrote: Well, he does have super strength and super agility.

and he has one of the highest defense power out all the Marvel superheros.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 16:56:22 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:50 PM, Patcoola wrote:
At 7/6/09 04:25 AM, Reckon wrote: Well, he does have super strength and super agility.
and he has one of the highest defense power out all the Marvel superheros.

Seconded.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 17:46:09 Reply

Steel is the worst.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 19:29:54 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:21 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Who thought this kind of superhero would be a good idea? "Rawr, I'm spiderman! Check out as I can swing from buildings! Fear my relationship troubles!

I'LL tell you who sucks the most. SUPERMAN!!!! He has EVERY power! At this point, it's just fucking boring! It's like what CAN'T he do!? He's super strong, he can fly, laser vision, x-ray vision, super-sonic voice, super speed, sonar, and a whole shitload of other powers. And his weakness is a rock. Wow.


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 19:31:17 Reply

He's a fucking pussy.

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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 19:32:06 Reply

At 7/6/09 10:04 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
At 7/6/09 09:55 AM, LBRocker wrote: Well Batman doesn't even HAVE super powers. Pfft, what a poser.
He doesn't NEED super powers to be awesome, he just is.

Batman kicks ass! You KNOW you're a badass when you can be a super hero and not even have super powers! He has a few batarangs, a grappling hook, and a suit that's pretty thick, but that's it! No powers of any kind, just pure badassedness!


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 19:33:35 Reply

At 7/6/09 04:23 AM, tom641 wrote: fuck you. spider-man is AWESOME!

Damn right!


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Response to Spiderman: Worst superhero ever. 2009-07-06 19:36:09 Reply

I think that Spiderman is a pretty cool guy. His super strength and agility , walking on walls and shooting webs is pretty cool. Plus he has a couple more powers if you read the comic books when he was in his Dusk costume (he used my nickname :D ) .

Deadpool is the most badass super hero though imo .

The original Aquaman was the worst imo.


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