Would you drive It?

[RKthrilla]

I would, I mean it's better than flying.

[XDusk]

rofl , i wouldn't drive it but I'd convince someone else too lol

[pawlakt]

At 7/5/09 12:44 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I would, I mean it's better than flying.

I would... but I'd get the model without the penetration... as all the buttons are also on the side

[RKthrilla]

At 7/5/09 12:48 AM, pawlakt wrote:

At 7/5/09 12:44 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I would, I mean it's better than flying.

I would... but I'd get the model without the penetration... as all the buttons are also on the side

You mean, The Lame Model?

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

is the penetration necessary? If yes, then no thanks Mr Garrison.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 7/5/09 12:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: is the penetration necessary? If yes, then no thanks Mr Garrison.

yeah. if my method of transportation means getting fucked in the ass, I think i'll pass

[RKthrilla]

At 7/5/09 12:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: is the penetration necessary?

Yes, yes it is.

[CrazyDelmar]

No, I'd rather have this model:

[FurryOwlet]

Why, of course.

[Jamoke]

I hate flying with a passion. It's one of the worst feelings in the world to me, not to mention my inherent fear of extreme heights. Actually, it's not a fear of heights, it's falling from them and crashing into the hard ground. Just two weeks ago I had to take a plane, and the whole time I was thinking "Christ I would rather take it up the ass then be flying right now."

TL;DR - if it means I'd never have to set foot on an airplane again, strap me in to that mean machine and hand me the lube.

[EpicFail]

At 7/5/09 01:06 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: No, I'd rather have this model:

Yea, imagine how stupid he would look riding that down the street. I'd beat the shit out of him, and then I'd take it, and fuck it, and then sell it.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

Yes, it is way better than flying, yet you would still need to fly to go overseas.

I hate air planes...

[RKthrilla]

At 7/5/09 01:21 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Yes, it is way better than flying, yet you would still need to fly to go overseas.

It goes so fast, it hovers over the water.

[rawr359]

At 7/5/09 01:10 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/5/09 01:06 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: No, I'd rather have this model:

Yea, imagine how stupid he would look riding that down the street. I'd beat the shit out of him, and then I'd take it, and fuck it, and then sell it.

Correction: It would fuck you.

[knightsofthecircle]

At 7/5/09 01:22 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 7/5/09 01:21 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Yes, it is way better than flying, yet you would still need to fly to go overseas.

It goes so fast, it hovers over the water.

You bojo, those things don't work on water, unless you have POWER.

[RKthrilla]

At 7/5/09 01:25 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

You bojo, those things don't work on water, unless you have POWER.

I think sucking on the throttle and bouncing on the other throttle gives it power.

[Kart-Man]

At 7/5/09 01:07 AM, THEJamoke wrote: TL;DR - if it means I'd never have to set foot on an airplane again, strap me in to that mean machine and hand me the lube.

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

Odds of being killed on a single airline flight: 1 in 13.57 million

Even though I too share the same phobia of falling many miles down to greet the pavement with my face, airplanes are nothing to worry about. The last thing airlines need are lawsuits from members of your immediate family -- therefore, they'll do everything in their power to make your flight safe.

If you happen to be that unlucky one out of 13.57 million to go ker-splat, though chances are you should blame the pilot. That's right, only 9% of the time is it due to sabotage, so you can go spout your 9/11 jokes somewhere else:

Causes of Fatal Accidents in 2000s (percentage)

Pilot Error: 25%
Pilot Error (weather related): 17%
Pilot Error (mechanical related): 3%
TOTAL PILOT ERROR: 45%
Other human error: 9%
Weather: 8%
Mechanical failure: 28%
Sabotage: 9%
Other cause: 1%

TL;DR: If I can't fly on a plane, I'll get someone else to ride this thing and then hop on their back.

Or maybe affix a bicycle seat onto it. Who knows?

[Sensationalism]

No thanks, I don't like cocks.

[GiantDouche]

I was just thinking about this episode earlier today.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

I'd never buy one used, nor would I rent one. My mouth and ass would have to be around those shafts before anyone else's.

[Prinzy2]

Pft, you don't know what you're talking about.
It's better than sex.

[Captain-Ben]

At 7/5/09 12:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: is the penetration necessary? If yes, then no thanks Mr Garrison.

What other reason is there to ride it? Sign me up and keep the wheel.

[pawlakt]

At 7/5/09 12:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: is the penetration necessary? If yes, then no thanks Mr Garrison.

no, the penetration is technically optional. Mr. Garrison said so right before the IT store was shut down. There are buttons on the side that do the exact same thing as the mouth, ass, and hand grips.

[RKthrilla]

At 7/5/09 03:36 AM, pawlakt wrote:

At 7/5/09 12:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: is the penetration necessary? If yes, then no thanks Mr Garrison.

no, the penetration is technically optional. Mr. Garrison said so right before the IT store was shut down. There are buttons on the side that do the exact same thing as the mouth, ass, and hand grips.

But that's for the LAME people.

[BrainlessDan]

Nope, i don't think i would enjoy that very much.

[KrustyTheClown]

At 7/5/09 12:44 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I would, I mean it's better than flying.

Am I the only one that thought that the joystick things he was holding to looked like penises?

No homo

[AloneDBY]

Wow,driving a monocycle while it seems like you're being anal raped sounds fun.

[Spaghetti14]

Well, at somepoint during the episode, I remember he notes that you don't have to stick it up your ass, so yes, I would totally drive it.

[robin1232]

At 7/5/09 02:17 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Pft, you don't know what you're talking about.
It's better than sex.

jesus, how many times are you gonna post that picture?

[SeaBoundRhino]

I wouldn't only ride it, I would enjoy it.