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Now most scientists that you can (with right practice and correct placement) can actually derail a train with a penny. This is the first step into your future of wealth. Once you get a train derailed, you loot and profit.

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They don't haul money in trains anymore.

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Wow. This is hilarious.

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At 7/5/09 12:07 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: They don't haul money in trains anymore.

yeah but they do have things that sell for munny

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i want to see that


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At 7/5/09 12:07 AM, Viper-Studios wrote:
At 7/5/09 12:07 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: They don't haul money in trains anymore.
yeah but they do have things that sell for munny

Most of the spoils would be destroyed in the process.

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At 7/5/09 12:08 AM, xxKutieKatiexx wrote:
At 7/5/09 12:06 AM, Viper-Studios wrote: Now most scientists that you can (with right practice and correct placement) can actually derail a train with a penny. This is the first step into your future of wealth. Once you get a train derailed, you loot and profit.
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Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

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Once me my sister and my cousin and his sisters and his friend went to an amusement park.And there was those trains you could go on and ride on.Well we decided to put rocks on the tracks, well someone called security and they knocked over the rocks, and then one of the guys seemed really pissed off and started lecturing and cussing at us.Needless to say I felt bad about it.


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At 7/5/09 12:09 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

Damn. that sucks.

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At 7/5/09 12:09 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

well the scientists are keping the secret from you and I can give you the secret if you order now.

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I'd rather use a brick, they work better, and then I still have that penny to buy myself a nickel chew!

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Now most scientists that you can (with right practice and correct placement) can actually derail a train with a brick. This is the first step into your future of wealth. Once you get a train derailed, you loot and profit.


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At 7/5/09 12:09 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

damn you science!

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Patience and a brick will probably work. However, keep in mind that when the survivors figure out you're the one derailed their train, the'll kill you.

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Why dont I just use my friend john? hes a fat bastard I bet he will not only derail the train but cause a right mess...


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I hope you do realize that you're saying a tiny, 2mm thick piece of soft copper alloy can derail a virtually unstoppable behemoth that weighs at least 3100 tons (we're talking about your average freight train, cca.2004)... It's impossible, the copper alloy can't withstand even the weight of a 4-axle 140 ton locomotive, let alone a whole freight train - not like it matters, the penny will be turned to a thin foil after your average 6-axle freight loco goes over it. I've tried the penny myth years ago at a local railyard, with a large array of coins, metal pieces and rocks. The only way you could derail a train is to take a solid metal wedge and glue/weld it on the track. Once (if) the axles leave the track, they're most likely going to slide to one side (they're not fixed by gears, they're on a ball-bearing socket) and then ka-boom, say hello to disaster. Don't try this though, it would not be recommended.

So no, you can't derail a train with a penny. But you can sure make some pretty shiny discs out of it :3

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I assume using a crowbar to destroy the track would be much easier.

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At 7/5/09 12:39 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote: I assume using a crowbar to destroy the track would be much easier.

Or using a crowbar to knock you out and place you on the track.

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God, you have no idea how many times I've attempted to derail the Christmas train at the mall.

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ok, let's all think about this. a train that weighs over 100 tonnes total is moving at over 80KM/H or about 50 M/H. now, the wheels hit the penny, flaten it and cause a minor bump, pissing off the driver. using a brick it just stupid, they's see it from abut 2 miles away, slow dawn, reomve it and keep going. if you somehow managed to bend the racks to one side and the other side the opposite way, yeah, you could do dammage but getting rich like this is just never going to happen.


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Well if you can put a penny on the track, why not put a large piece of wood or something that will actually de-rail the train.


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What did you mean by 'penny' anyway...

I think I could derail ANYTHING with that!

turn a penny into thousands!!$$$

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At 7/5/09 12:06 AM, Viper-Studios wrote: Now most scientists that you can....

You need a fucking action verb you stupid piece of shit.

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If you do manage to derail the train and loot it.

ON THE NEWS LATE ONE NIGHT: A train carrying a load including (insert objects you have looted here) crashed earlier today. When inspected All the objects we mentioned were missing.

ONE DAY LATER: You: I would like to sell you (insert all the objectsl looted here) for (X amount of money)

ANOTHER DAY LATER ON THE NEWS: A man who was found trying to sell the very objects lost in the recent trainwreck was arrested yesterday. We do not know if he has any connection with the cause of the trainwreck but the matter is being investigated.


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At 7/5/09 02:52 PM, Jynxxx wrote:
At 7/5/09 12:06 AM, Viper-Studios wrote: Now most scientists that you can....
You need a fucking action verb you stupid piece of shit.

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At 7/5/09 12:09 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

Well, Fuck...

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance! By fleeing the scene of an accident!
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At 7/5/09 12:09 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

Is this really surprising? Look at a penny. Now look at a train. Which would you bet on to win in a fight?


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