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I don't really know what I could kill with this.

How the fuck would I kill anyone with this? Fist their assholes until they die?! This bronze gauntlet is more defensive than anything: protection against a sword for a hand holding a sword. But if I could kill anyone, I'd go back in time and kill Marx and Engels before The Communist Manifesto was written. No more culture-annihilating left-wing extremists, no President Beelzebub Hellspawn Obamarx, then more poor people would get off their asses, get educations and jobs, and contribute to society instead of begging the government for more and more welfare money.

I would go for someone who owns some like, nuke passes, and steal those, and destroy everything.

At 7/5/09 01:12 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: How the fuck would I kill anyone with this? Fist their assholes until they die?! This bronze gauntlet is more defensive than anything: protection against a sword for a hand holding a sword. But if I could kill anyone, I'd go back in time and kill Marx and Engels before The Communist Manifesto was written. No more culture-annihilating left-wing extremists, no President Beelzebub Hellspawn Obamarx, then more poor people would get off their asses, get educations and jobs, and contribute to society instead of begging the government for more and more welfare money.

Ya it'd be hard to kill someone if you just bash them with a metal hand. Might as well try to kill someone with a pillow, right?

At 7/5/09 01:09 AM, rawr359 wrote: I don't really know what I could kill with this.

You could double-finger a girl too far and kill her.

Also, I would kill Harry J. Anslinger (man who made marijuana illegal).

My dog. It'd be thrilling to be able to cut her apart slowly... letting her bleed out all over the place... yes...

My no good, pig stealing great great grandfather!!

cookies to the person who gets the reference.

I would pummel the fuckers that keep trying to steal my magically delicious Lucky Charms cereal.

At 7/4/09 10:20 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

aren't i original? a level topic.

Dur Hur Hur Hur This Thread Has been made different times in the past.
Dur Hur Hur Hur!

My sister; she needs a reality check (and a black eye)

At 7/5/09 01:08 AM, XDusk wrote:

At 7/4/09 10:52 PM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: I think I'll do a shoryuken... I didn't spell it right, did I?

I would also do Shoryuken :) maybe even a Hadouken or two

I'll Ultra y'all punkwads.

Down-diagright-right-down-diagright-righ t-allpunch!

At 7/5/09 03:05 AM, WarteryMind wrote: My no good, pig stealing great great grandfather!!

cookies to the person who gets the reference.

"holes"- fork over the goods.
also I'd kill a feminist, put first posing the question "do you believe women and men have equal rights in everything?" and they would answer yes, and then I would start to beat their ass, and then they would start going ape-shit and being like "but men and women are equal, you cant do this!" and then I can say "Well normally I wouldn't hit a girl but I would a guy, but since they are equal in all aspects I thought you of all people would agree with my actions"
:) but of course I would spend a long time thinking of ways to shorten down my argument and making it more witty

I'd kill everyone who posted before me.

Wait, all I have is a lame boxing glove.
Well, just wait until I'm one of the good levels.

At 7/4/09 10:20 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: ...your level weapon, who would it be?

aren't i original? a level topic.

Ooohh ho ho!! Is funny because level topics common! Is funny because topic isn't original at all! Ohh...

Rocky. Then I'd make a film about it.

And another,

and another,

and another...

You. This thread is full of originality.

Nah, I dunno. Really can't think of anyone.

At 7/5/09 07:14 AM, dogpup4 wrote: You. This thread is full of originality.

Nah, I dunno. Really can't think of anyone.

Ooh, maybe the Sugar Puff monster or the Coco Pop monkey.

Bastards always annoying me.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS!

not all caps

A grizzly bear.

So....what am I meant to do with mine, shove the fingers up their nose? anyway I would kill the jonas brothers, yes thats three people but two fingers are more than enough to kill those pillow biters.

Anyone that I hate.

Venus Williams. I put £20 on her to win the ladies' singles, and the fucking manly cow didn't even try.

At 7/5/09 05:50 PM, BrockManson wrote: Venus Williams. I put £20 on her to win the ladies' singles, and the fucking manly cow didn't even try.

My Satanism number senses are tingling!

On a serious note, HAHAHA, that was funny, but that does suck when you think about it.