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At 7/4/09 11:15 PM, H-K-S wrote: Wake up bare assed, knee high in sulfuric acid. The only way to escape is to hack off your fingers with a dull butter knife in my left hand to recover a safe combo. Then you need to plunge your hands into the sulfuric acid to roll the safe combo to drain the vent. Once you get out, you must walk through a hallway full of traps. Nothing better than waking up in my ex girlfriend's house.

You actually reminded me of that Fairly godparents episode where Timmy wishes that his life turns to an action movie..

waking up naked and feeling the heat and breathe of ur one lover on ur chestnlicking u after u wake up and telling u u were great last nite.....

Waking up with your love cuddled on you.

It almost happened to me. The differences were that:
a) It was I who was cuddled on her (spooning, actually)
b) I didn't really sleep deeply, it was after a party and I had like a nap.

I find the most effective way to get someone up is a good firm cockgrab or if it's a female just a gentle tickling of the vagina. They not only jump right up but get up aroused.

The best way, is to wake up normally :'D

An alarm, I used to rely heavily on my biological clock buts its not as good as what it used to be. When I worked for three weeks straight the only sound that woke me up was the intro to P.L.U.C.K by System of a Down. How I hate that fucking intro now....

By yourself.

Nothing pisses me off more than being woken up by having to piss.

id wanna wake up with a hot girl on one side and a million big ones on the other

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How about while feeling a light weight on your eyelids and as you twist your head and try to open your eyes, you hear a faint giggling sound. Suddenly your eyes snap open and you catch a view of a very hairy nut sack as the group of guys that have gathered around you burst into laughter.

lol, Arabian goggles

My groin was kneeled on. I fell asleep on the floor, and somebody was running by, and accidentally tripped and drove their bony knee right into my nuts. Most epic wake-up call EVER. I think my adrenaline gland just went fucking crazy.

At 7/4/09 10:07 PM, Darmealea wrote:

Damn! I think you watch too many Michael Bay movies.

fixed

Rolling over onto your dildo.

No, I wanna sleep forever!

I keep posters on my ceiling so when I wake up, I can just lay there and look at them.

I know I'm basically reiterating what you've already said, but, my girlfriend's away for three weeks, and she's been calling me in the mornings to wake me up, and its really, really nice.

<3

I want to wake up with Bruce Campbell saying quotations from his movies while feeding me cheesecake and bacon. One day i shall hire him. One day.

Hmm, morning head...

I was sleeping in my bed with this female under the blankets, I felt this ''wetness'' on my crotch, It felt good, and I presumed she was giving me head. I put my hand on her head and plunged my dick in further, and I was doing this pumping action for about two hours, until I jizzed in her mouth. Except she wasn't swallowing. I pulled my blanket from the bed to see blood, a knife stuffed into her forehead and my dick her in her ribcage area. The semen sliding back into my pubic region with her blood was sickening at the least. But so... erotic. I got up and I looked in her wound and I figured I was pretty damn hungry. So I got some milk and some cinnamon toast swirls or shit and used her body as my cereal bowl. The salty semen and the texture of the blood really mixes with milk and cereal.

At 7/6/09 12:35 AM, H-K-S wrote:

Except she wasn't swallowing. I pulled my blanket from the bed to see blood, a knife stuffed into her forehead and my dick her in her ribcage area. The semen sliding back into my pubic region with her blood was sickening at the least. But so... erotic. I got up and I looked in her wound and I figured I was pretty damn hungry. So I got some milk and some cinnamon toast swirls or shit and used her body as my cereal bowl. The salty semen and the texture of the blood really mixes with milk and cereal.

DUDE SERIOUSLY WTF IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

Blowjob definitely.

At 7/6/09 03:20 AM, Yukin wrote:

At 7/6/09 12:35 AM, H-K-S wrote:

Except she wasn't swallowing. I pulled my blanket from the bed to see blood, a knife stuffed into her forehead and my dick her in her ribcage area. The semen sliding back into my pubic region with her blood was sickening at the least. But so... erotic. I got up and I looked in her wound and I figured I was pretty damn hungry. So I got some milk and some cinnamon toast swirls or shit and used her body as my cereal bowl. The salty semen and the texture of the blood really mixes with milk and cereal.

DUDE SERIOUSLY WTF IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

What's wrong with you? Do you see something wrong with his response?

Anyway, if I wake up, I want it to be to metal. What I would do after that, even H-K-S doesn't want to know.

I love having a nice big bong put in my face (not down with the slap to wake my happy ass up though) n have a nice wake n bake.

I reckon getting woken up by some really hot naked girl