Forum Topic: Best way to get woken up?

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''im never gonna give you up''
''im never gonna let you down'

or blowjob thats good too

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At 7/4/09 10:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Waking up naturally from a nice dream, and noticing the scent of sizzling bacon.

U should be a poet :D

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Get woken up by -Orange- of Waterflame.

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Best way to get woken up?
Just don't! :D


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Being given a blowjob by 2 hot furry female foxes whilst having another hot furry female fox rub her vagina all over her face.
I feel so embarrassed now that I've admitted i'm a furry lover.

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At 7/5/09 05:38 AM, googlerox wrote: Being given a blowjob by 2 hot furry female foxes whilst having another hot furry female fox rub her vagina all over her face.
I feel so embarrassed now that I've admitted i'm a furry lover.

Wait, replace the vagina with being sensually exercising my tongue with another hot furry female fox's tongue. Yeah!

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I'd have to say someone screaming in your ear. I jsut love the tingle it makes when my ear vibrates.

It's so cool.

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To allow yourself to wake up by yourself. Damn that's nice.

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I like getting woken up in such a way that before I open my eyes, the sound that is to wake me up becomes a part of my dream.

I had an interesting experience this morning, wherein I had set my alarm on my computer but had forgotten to turn the volume up loud. When the alarm came on it was a pretty quiet noise, but enough for me to hear it.

While still in a dream, I heard this noise in the background, and started to become annoyed by it. I spent the rest of my slumber searching my dream for the sound in order to silence this irritating noise.

I woke up five minutes after my alarm had started making this noise and immediately slapped my hand to my face in grief.

I reach out for the truth of my life, seeking to seize the moment.

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At 7/4/09 10:07 PM, Darmealea wrote: your neighbor's car exploding, sending pieces of shrapnel sailing into the night air.

That would be freggin awesome!


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By myself. Waking up when I'm ready I mean. No noises, just waking up because I'm done sleeping.


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The smell of the beach and the sea, hearing laughter of famlies having a lovely day, knowing its really sunny today, your friends ( well 3 of them at least) saying wake up! we going to the beach! and not having a hangover from the night before.

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At 7/5/09 06:12 AM, Swindle wrote: I'd have to say someone screaming in your ear. I jsut love the tingle it makes when my ear vibrates.

It's so cool.

lol, not bad for 2 seconds' thought.


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Well, my room mate in freshman year of college had an alarm clock that had speakers and a CD player in it, so I took the DMX song "Where Da Hood At" and edited it so that it started right when he first yells "WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT". Then I burned it on a CD and we put it in his alarm clock and maxed out the volume on the speakers so that we would both wake up to DMX screaming at us, demanding to know directions to the nearest hood.


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At 7/5/09 06:12 AM, Swindle wrote: I'd have to say someone screaming in your ear. I jsut love the tingle it makes when my ear vibrates.

It's so cool.

you sir, got issues...

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Don't.

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I guess not the way I did last night.

^the post above was written by a girl^
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With my girlfriends breast in my mouth

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On the floor of someones house you don't know from a party you crashed as they're kicking you out and you realise that you are 3 miles away from anyway getting home.
Fun.
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By an alarm clock.

Savin the good and blammin the crap.


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When youre in a nightmare that seems real and when something bad is about to happen, you wake up.

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At 7/4/09 10:02 PM, MissingNYC wrote: the other way its nice to get woken up to... have your <3 call you...

thoughts?

I think you're lying.

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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Your dick being sucked by your <3.

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At 7/4/09 11:01 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: wake up with a girl next to you.

I've always wanted that feeling.

It's pretty damn good.

I got woken up this morning by pussy.

...it sat on my chest and then started purring.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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Everymorning you get slaped in the face with tits

We're on a mission from god

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MissingNYC

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At 7/5/09 06:05 PM, Warningshot wrote: Everymorning you get slaped in the face with tits

that would be funny

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