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Posted at: 7/4/09 11:33 PM
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At 7/4/09 10:02 PM, MissingNYC wrote: the other way its nice to get woken up to... have your <3 call you...
that's how i always wake up...and yeah, it is nice...
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:29 AM
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At 7/4/09 11:15 PM, H-K-S wrote: Wake up bare assed, knee high in sulfuric acid. The only way to escape is to hack off your fingers with a dull butter knife in my left hand to recover a safe combo. Then you need to plunge your hands into the sulfuric acid to roll the safe combo to drain the vent. Once you get out, you must walk through a hallway full of traps.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:43 AM
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:46 AM
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Either by my girlfriend or my cat... cats are so fucking cool. We're cool for cats!
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:47 AM
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Fireworks.......
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:51 AM
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Having someone sexy next to you when you wake up is the best way for me.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:52 AM
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best way to wake up is by your friends at 2:00 in the morning saying... "lets do something that we'll regret in a few years!"
Posted at: 7/5/09 01:15 AM
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At 7/4/09 10:02 PM, MissingNYC wrote: I would say, waking up on your own... so that NOTHING wakes you... the other way its nice to get woken up to... have your <3 call you... thoughts?
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Posted at: 7/5/09 01:17 AM
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Waking up to a fulfilled life?
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Posted at: 7/5/09 01:54 AM
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One fine morning, I'd want to wake up to this:
Two exact clones of me (both my current age) are pleasuring my member. One is caressing my balls with his left hand while tickling the shaft of my penis with his beard (I'm a fuzzy man with a fuzzy face.). The second is alternating between sucking the head of my penis and tickling the head with his beard.
Fuck, man, that would scare the shit out of me.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 01:57 AM
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At 7/4/09 10:30 PM, kidd25 wrote: blowjobs must i say more.
Indeed, there would be nothing more satisfying than waking up to a beautiful girl locking her lips around my morning wood.
Posted at: 7/5/09 02:00 AM
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Posted at: 7/5/09 03:03 AM
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By my girlfriend stealing half the blanket... oh wait... :'(
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Posted at: 7/5/09 03:14 AM
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By the sound of my own frantic breathing as my bloodied fingernails feverishly claw at the dark, suffocating box that I realize I'm trapped in.
I'm fucked up.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 03:29 AM
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Under a naked chick whose breasts are placed on your face.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 03:44 AM
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Blowjob?
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Posted at: 7/5/09 03:56 AM
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i just like waking up next to my guy. >.> i hate being woken up for sex. ruining a good dream for a quickie pisses me off but i love being woken up a lil to cuddle more :3
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:10 AM
At 7/5/09 03:56 AM, rachelraye wrote: i just like waking up next to my guy. >.> i hate being woken up for sex. ruining a good dream for a quickie pisses me off but i love being woken up a lil to cuddle more :3
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The best way to be woken up is on my own only to glance over at the clock and freak out but only before realizing that I'm able to sleep in.
Posted at: 7/5/09 04:12 AM
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Blowjob Anybody that says otherwise is a commie.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:14 AM
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i usually wake up when i fall off my bed.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:15 AM
At 7/5/09 04:12 AM, TheFaces wrote: Blowjob Anybody that says otherwise is a commie.
Agreed
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:21 AM
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:22 AM
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:27 AM
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By the relaxing sound of a crazed caveman hacking the fuck out of your bitch, and then proceeds to rip holes in her flesh and fuck them. And the caveman turns out to be her brother.
Posted at: 7/5/09 04:28 AM
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At 7/4/09 11:01 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: wake up with a girl next to you. I've always wanted that feeling.
Yeh, i've wanted that feeling as well.
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I'd think on your own is the best way to wake up. Either that or wake up to what jinx said ^_^
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I would say the best way of getting woken up is by your lover, especially if they have a really soft and beautiful voice.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:30 AM
At 7/5/09 04:22 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Getting your dick sucked.
yeah a lot of guys ive dated in the past wanted morning head which is good n all... til its every fucking morning. >.>
thats why girls will slowly lose interest theyll think the relationship is just about the sex >.>
Posted at: 7/5/09 04:35 AM
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Pretty much an alarm. Although not one of those alarms that sounds like a duck yelling into a megaphone, but one that doesn't make you want to smash the alarm clock to bits.
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Posted at: 7/5/09 04:43 AM
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You next to me with fingers like legs crawling up my back saying wake up beautiful. I'd have such a boner.
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