I did something stupid on a test

[Podburrys]

We got a 100 Question multpile choice and I thought I'd skip it. But it turned out to be a stupid mistake; I recieved my teacher's letter today:

Dear -----------,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' semester grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Proper Grammar at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam.

Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

Should I consult my professor and try for a redo?

I could do all Bs lol

[Tramps]

At 7/4/09 11:45 AM, Podburrys wrote: P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

This is so fake.

[Lamar537]

Wow, that was really stupid. l think that you should try to do a retake if she'll let you.

[Danielthelash]

As a general rule, don't Christmas tree final exams. True story.

[Tramps]

Wait, wait, even more so, on a true or false answer question, why the fuck is there a 3rd option? For what possible use could it serve? "I don't know" would be a retarded one because you just brought down the average for getting the answer right as a guess to a 1/3. But even that's incorrect because the answer "I don't know" will never score you any marks.

Stop wasting our time with bullshit.

[Piss]

At 7/4/09 11:48 AM, Tramps wrote: Stop wasting our time with bullshit.

Yeah! wut he said!

[Headshot777]

Of fucking course you should talk to your professor.

Unless you want to redo the whole year. Just post on Newgrounds then.

[SmartNoob]

At 7/4/09 11:46 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/4/09 11:45 AM, Podburrys wrote: P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

This is so fake.

Seconded. This screams fake. A teacher/professor would not write like that.

[Echo-Konosko]

You should tell her that A+B=C so that must mean True and False equal Tralse which is answer C meaning you can't be wrong

[Jonners]

That's complete bullshit, I found that ages ago on the interwebs somewhere. This isn't the original article, but this is where I found it.

[LampFace]

This thread is a pile of crap.

[super-sense]

This is bullshit there was a picture in 'Elephant in the way' thread of someones exam paper where they had done exactly the same.

[SmartNoob]

At 7/4/09 11:51 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: You should tell her that A+B=C so that must mean True and False equal Tralse which is answer C meaning you can't be wrong

Can I ask you what University of Fail you came from? Must be a pretty prestigious one.

[FrostedMonkeyFlakes]

you knew what you were doing, it's your own fault for being a jackass. I wouldn't let you retake it personally.

[Headshot777]

At 7/4/09 11:52 AM, Jonners wrote: That's complete bullshit, I found that ages ago on the interwebs somewhere. This isn't the original article, but this is where I found it.

Damn. I feel kinda stupid for believing this now.

[WritingPad]

At 7/4/09 11:52 AM, Jonners wrote: That's complete bullshit, I found that ages ago on the interwebs somewhere. This isn't the original article, but this is where I found it.

oh shit, busted.

[smileAlot]

At 7/4/09 11:45 AM, Podburrys wrote: See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul.

do u have the undertaker as ur teacher or something
that's freaking fake, if it was true i hope you fail just cuz you're lame

[SmartNoob]

At 7/4/09 11:54 AM, Headshot777 wrote:

At 7/4/09 11:52 AM, Jonners wrote: That's complete bullshit, I found that ages ago on the interwebs somewhere. This isn't the original article, but this is where I found it.

Damn. I feel kinda stupid for believing this now.

Don't feel too bad. You joined as far as I can tell in 2008. You might not have the experience on NG to tell when something is bullshit. I know bullshit when I see it.

[knightsofthecircle]

Will Turner?

Something tells me you're bullshitting.

[iamgrimreaper]

At 7/4/09 11:51 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: You should tell her that A+B=C so that must mean True and False equal Tralse which is answer C meaning you can't be wrong

You should say this instead:
A = 1st letter
B = 2nd Letter
MEANING
a = 1
b = 2
A + B = C
Because 1 + 2 = 3
And C is the 3rd letter Making C = 3
;)

[jewdudewtf]

I've read this before. Next time you try posting false stories, put a little more effort than just copy/paste.

[Ejit]

At 7/4/09 11:48 AM, Tramps wrote: "I don't know" would be a retarded one because you just brought down the average for getting the answer right as a guess to a 1/3

No it wouldn't.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

I don't even know what I'm reading

[Novatrigger777]

You think you did bad? One time I we had to unscramble the word " Showers" and instead, I put down "whores"

[Tramps]

At 7/4/09 12:03 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 7/4/09 11:48 AM, Tramps wrote: "I don't know" would be a retarded one because you just brought down the average for getting the answer right as a guess to a 1/3

No it wouldn't.

Read the next sentence, asshat.

[SkullsNSkate]

At 7/4/09 11:48 AM, Tramps wrote: Stop wasting our time with bullshit.

Yeah, go Tramps, show him who's boss.

[Lost-Chances]

Nice copy and paste, retard.

[PsycoticDemon]

Guys. This is really really really really old.
There is actually a picture of this test.
He copied what the teacher wrote, word. for. word.
I'll go try and find it.

[Dew]

At 7/4/09 12:11 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/4/09 12:03 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 7/4/09 11:48 AM, Tramps wrote: "I don't know" would be a retarded one because you just brought down the average for getting the answer right as a guess to a 1/3

No it wouldn't.

Read the next sentence, asshat.

You're a stupidface.

[dx5231]

At 7/4/09 11:45 AM, Podburrys wrote: Should I consult my professor and try for a redo?

Yes. But try to not choose only C or B this time.