real life cheat codes?

[111122223138]

seriously....

what would you do with them?

how would you execute them?

...GTA3 cheats? :3

what could ( or couldn't) you do with them?

i think the input would be like

down = crouch

up = jumping jack

ect.

and what would happen if you were just working out and in the upper right hand corner of the room a "cheat code activated" apperard and a tank crushed your whole class? what now?

...i forget the point of this thread D:

oh wait....

real life cheat codes.....

what would you do and how do you imput?

[STEM]

The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

[rawr359]

I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!

[111122223138]

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

im not in the best shape of my life...but maybe i could do these moves haha

and if you died...where would you spawn?

what if there's a wall i your way? D:

[Aryk]

r1 r2 l1 r2 left down right up left down down left

Probably go on a shooting spree.

Then health cheat whatever it is.

Then no cops cheat.

pls don't take this srsly FBI

[SoulPiker]

I would win the game.

[Swindle]

I would use the health cheat and Armour cheat. I would get 5 stars and ride around in a viper doing nothing but listening to M.J.

[Armerad]

^^vv<><>BA<Ent>

I believe I speak for all of us.

[111122223138]

At 7/4/09 02:47 AM, SoulPiker wrote: I would win the game.

the game of life? that's boring.....

i'd fill my yard (which is big) the whole way up with tanks and be like " officer...these tanks came out of fucking NOWHERE"

that'd make some lulz

[CryogenChaos]

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

Jump jump crouch crouch step to the left step to the right step to the left step to the right...that's all I got.

[111122223138]

At 7/4/09 02:52 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

Jump jump crouch crouch step to the left step to the right step to the left step to the right

"TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL...TWO HOPS THIS TIME"

hehe...hate that song though D:

[rawr359]

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

jump jump crouch crouch step left step right step left step right bare-ass shoot one of those guns that they use to start races

[shadowslayer1313]

I'd put on that sex appeal cheat from San Andreas where the sexy girls come to you. Then, I'd fuck 'em all. Then, I'd proceed in using the health cheat to cure my STDS. Next, I shall use a "Spawn Hydra", alongside a "No cops" cheat, and fly around owning buildings and the like.

Then, some Mortal Kombat stuff too. Flipping around making sandwiches and the like.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 7/4/09 02:55 AM, rawr359 wrote:

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

jump jump crouch crouch step left step right step left step right bare-ass shoot one of those guns that they use to start races

LOL. Fucking brilliant.

[shadowslayer1313]

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

To the left, to the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time.

Simple.

[SuperSonicDude109]

I'd use a cheat code that'll let me pause time, so that way, whenever I pause time, I can do whatever the fuck I want to someone, put them back to normal, and then start time again.
Then, nobody will know what I did to them.

[MissingNYC]

I want to up,up,down,down,left,right, left,right,b,a,b,a,start your g-spot!

yeah...

[Aci6]

I've actually thought of something like that, I reckon to GTA way would be the most normal input method. Look left, right, crouch, lock on someone with a gun etc and then presto! Something happens.
I'd most definitely make cars fly.

[CryogenChaos]

At 7/4/09 03:00 AM, MissingNYC wrote: I want to up,up,down,down,left,right, left,right,b,a,b,a,start your g-spot!

yeah...

Yeah gurl, I wanna B,A, Right, A, C, Up, Down, A all up in your 3D Blast GURL

[Skygee]

At 7/4/09 02:39 AM, rawr359 wrote: I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!

Wow i would use a cheat code called the douche be gone cheat...Well guess this is goodbye dude...

LEFT LEFT JUMP STOMP SCREAM

*Cheat Activated*

[GodofSauce]

I'd use a no cops cheat, and then i would use those Mortal Kombat FATALITY codes on some poor hobo! :D

[111122223138]

At 7/4/09 03:17 AM, Skygee wrote:

At 7/4/09 02:39 AM, rawr359 wrote: I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!

Wow i would use a cheat code called the douche be gone cheat...Well guess this is goodbye dude...

LEFT LEFT JUMP STOMP SCREAM

*Cheat Activated*

odd...you're still here......

[111122223138]

I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!

Wow i would use a cheat code called the douche be gone cheat...Well guess this is goodbye dude...

LEFT LEFT JUMP STOMP SCREAM

*Cheat Activated*

odd...you're still here......

whoops.....did n't realize you were defending meh...sorry :3

[MegamanZero360]

That'd be awesome.

"Man im so bored..."

"left left right right up dowb r1 r1 r2 r1"

*ps3 with rock band appears*

[MiracleFruitClock]

slow time cheat infinite weapons dont fuck around

[Jonners]

At 7/4/09 02:37 AM, 111122223138 wrote: how would you execute them?

A SNES controller plugged into your brain! Then just input the codes on that.

[MissingNYC]

actually... i'd like to rescind my last post... i'd love the "NO CLIPPING" code... "no clip" into a bank and such... oh yeah!!! THE POSSIBILITIES!

[ViolentAJ]

Don't be Black:
Goto Japan and get laid instantly.

[psychomilkman]

To get money I'd go to the bar. and this would be my input code.
select (speak)
type: Are you Richard Simmons?
Enter
X (punch)
X (punch)
O (groin kick)
Square (tackle)
Triangle (Execute with nearest sharp object and/or gun)

[three-point-oh]

At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

I tried a sad version on my Keyboard, and my comp crashed