Im Not Gonna Be That Guy Anymore...

[Fast-forward]

No... im fed up of it, Being the best friend isnt enough for me. To put this in a way you will understand, I for all the girls i know am nothing more than that guy and the best guy friend and where does that leave me? oh yeh "Girless" and alone. If a girl has a problem they come to me "cause i understand" HOW DO I UNDERSTAND IM JUST THE ONLY GUY THAT LISTENS?!. Im not a girl or gay i dont know what its like being a girl. This makes it impossible for me to get near girls in a relationship way.

fucking woman why does god punish me for being a decent human

[Ohioman]

What?

[PhyroDragon]

emo kid is emo

[MetallixTheKnight]

Not followin'.

[MilestoneRazor]

Get the fuck off my Internet, you fucking poser faggot. Never come back, I don't want to see you pretending to have people that give two shits about you.

[MultiCanimefan]

Yeah it's a big mystery, isn't it? Just act like a douche bag and everything will turn out for the better in terms of relationships.

[Fast-forward]

no im not an emo its just i cant get in a relationship cause im "too much of a friend " and it annoys me.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

How old are you? it may just be a phase for your age group, also you may be a little over emotional now due to hormone activity.

[Fast-forward]

16 dont get me wrong ive had girlfriend but its now near impossible

[Ohioman]

At 7/3/09 08:48 PM, Fast-forward wrote: no im not an emo its just i cant get in a relationship cause im "too much of a friend " and it annoys me.

Reminds me of a movie. Just friends, lulz.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

At 7/3/09 08:51 PM, Fast-forward wrote: 16 dont get me wrong ive had girlfriend but its now near impossible

that's just hormone talking, you'll learn to balance them, eventually.

[XIII13]

At 7/3/09 08:47 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Yeah it's a big mystery, isn't it? Just act like a douche bag and everything will turn out for the better in terms of relationships.

So true...

[ZenOfAnger]

Yeah it's really fucking shit when people trust me.

[robotking98]

Dude be more clear I did not understand I word you just said...

[Fast-forward]

Yeah i hope so because i cant do the "Arsehole" thing to get girls its not my nature. I care and its my downfall.

[PhoenixDancer]

You're just an idiot for letting yourself be a pillow for problems you knowingly full well shouldn't know, and knowingly full well shouldn't and don't care about.

[hammerhead84]

At 7/3/09 08:46 PM, Fast-forward wrote: No... im fed up of it, Being the best friend isnt enough for me. To put this in a way you will understand, I for all the girls i know am nothing more than that guy and the best guy friend and where does that leave me? oh yeh "Girless" and alone. If a girl has a problem they come to me "cause i understand" HOW DO I UNDERSTAND IM JUST THE ONLY GUY THAT LISTENS?!. Im not a girl or gay i dont know what its like being a girl. This makes it impossible for me to get near girls in a relationship way.

fucking woman why does god punish me for being a decent human

No you're not, you aren't going to do anything about it. I assume something happened today to influence this decision that is related to this post. Either that or you just saw/heard something that really made you want this person. Either way, this whole post is out of anger at your situation, and I guarentee that you won't have it in you to do anything about it. When you see her next, you're gonna just listen to what she has to say, then wait for a moment to say what you want, but the anxiety will be too much for you.

Listening isn't enough, if you're just listening, you become something she depends on. If she depends on you, she won't want that to be fucked up by a relationship. You're supposed to have depth. Depth meaning, some sort of talent/attractiveness/humor that will make her flock to you. Being a therapist isn't attractive to women.

You basically fucked yourself over. Bye.

[HellboundNinja]

At 7/3/09 08:46 PM, Fast-forward wrote:

fucking woman why does god punish me for being a decent human

Instead of just listening...drop some hints twords sex and what not. This isn't a curse you have dude its a gift in disguise. You just need to harness it.

[zach8109]

At 7/3/09 08:46 PM, Fast-forward wrote: No... im fed up of it, Being the best friend isnt enough for me. To put this in a way you will understand, I for all the girls i know am nothing more than that guy and the best guy friend and where does that leave me? oh yeh "Girless" and alone. If a girl has a problem they come to me "cause i understand" HOW DO I UNDERSTAND IM JUST THE ONLY GUY THAT LISTENS?!. Im not a girl or gay i dont know what its like being a girl. This makes it impossible for me to get near girls in a relationship way.

fucking woman why does god punish me for being a decent human

Translates to: The chicks at my school view me as more of a "fag". Instead of realizing that women are evil and lie when they say that they want "nice guys" I am going to complain that I am single and desperate. Please internet, fix my problem.

Ignore them. Stop hanging out with women the whole time and have a conversation at lunch with your guy friends about non-faggish stuff once in a while. When you are on your myspace, dont message them as soon as they get on. Hell go days without messaging them. When you are asked for advice say something along the lines of "I dont know, why the hell do you think I would have an answer." Then show your vast amount of wealth by buying useless stuff from the SCHOOL and then wasting it then top it off by showing your douchebaginess by shopping at hollister. You should get preppy girls clawing after you.

[DudeGoofyGuy]

You can't JUST listen all the time. You need to flirt, too. That which has no voice makes no difference.

[Piss]

In this world it's hard to find a true friend.

[Ultimato]

...Huh?

[darkblackman]

You can't stop being "that guy" if nobody wants to hook up with you. rofl

It takes two to fuck.

[SouthParkFan92]

At 7/3/09 08:51 PM, Ohioman wrote: Reminds me of a movie. Just friends, lulz.

I actually thought of the movie "sex drive" when reading this post.

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

You know what? stop bitchong!!! get your fucking act together and take this advice. go up to that special someone, tell her you love her, and kiss her. kiss her hard and don't stop!!!!!

[salted-tator-tot]

Why do ten year old emo bitches come to Newgrounds with their horrible grammar?

I can barely even read that.

[Balazeal]

At 7/3/09 08:51 PM, Fast-forward wrote: 16 dont get me wrong ive had girlfriend but its now near impossible

With enough money anything is possible!

[MultiCanimefan]

At 7/3/09 11:22 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: You know what? stop bitchong!!! get your fucking act together and take this advice. go up to that special someone, tell her you love her, and kiss her. kiss her hard and don't stop!!!!!

And when she throws you under a bus for harassment return as a ghost and rape the shit out of her with your ectoplasmic hard-on.

[rome-lherison]

I think you knock her out, then you won't be her friend you will be a satisfied convicted felon.

[zach8109]

At 7/3/09 11:34 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 7/3/09 11:22 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote:

And when she throws you under a bus for harassment return as a ghost and rape the shit out of her with your ectoplasmic hard-on.

Yeah!!!! And read the book : The Alphabet Of Manliness.