Forum Topic: Wanna Get Laid... Go... Furry?!!?

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At 7/3/09 09:57 PM, bgraybr wrote: 16 years old = child?

yeah, im sure in a lot of other places too...

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At 7/3/09 09:48 PM, DCorp wrote: Rule 46.

What do snacks have to do with furry rape?

Or were you referring to another rule?


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At 7/3/09 10:02 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I bet her fursona is a cow.

i dont know how you know what they call it...

I hope it is. :(

are you a closet furry!?!?
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At 7/3/09 10:09 PM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 7/3/09 10:02 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I bet her fursona is a cow.
i dont know how you know what they call it...

I'm magic, and I read lots. :3

I hope it is. :(
are you a closet furry!?!?
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Yes.

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At 7/3/09 09:09 PM, NickScott wrote: How can you say No to that face? Just imagine the rest of her, plus fur, a tail, and cat ears... Mmmm..

I can see why she would want to have sex in a fursuit. I imagine her suit makes her look more attractive.

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When furries fuck, do they just hump, do the males/females poke their penis' through a hole, or do they take it off and fantasize?

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At 7/4/09 12:02 AM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I never laughed so hard in a long time.

your sentece is backwards...

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What a man faced ogre.

Youd need to be in a body suit to get a fucking looking like that.

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I stopped reading the report after I saw her face. I was instantly blinded. I can't even imagine her in a furry suit.

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At 7/3/09 08:31 PM, phlamingkorndawg wrote:
At 7/3/09 08:29 PM, flubeca wrote: Man, if I ever see one of these I'm going to go "hunting".
ill bring the nachos and a 12-gauge

bring some of my incenearary shotgun rounds ;D

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At 7/3/09 11:35 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: When furries fuck, do they just hump, do the males/females poke their penis' through a hole, or do they take it off and fantasize?

That last line made me laugh a little more than intended.

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Get the hunting rifle and gun her down like the animal she is.


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At 7/4/09 02:49 AM, RandomExploit wrote: Get the hunting rifle and gun her down like the animal she is.

Ba-dum tshhhhhh


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At 7/3/09 08:31 PM, phlamingkorndawg wrote:
At 7/3/09 08:29 PM, flubeca wrote: Man, if I ever see one of these I'm going to go "hunting".
ill bring the nachos and a 12-gauge

I'll bring the salsa and ammo

They have cookie monster on a diet... god have mercy on us all...

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At 7/3/09 10:02 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I bet her fursona is a cow.

I hope it is. :(

She's a bulldog methinks

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At 7/4/09 04:01 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:
At 7/3/09 10:02 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I bet her fursona is a cow.

I hope it is. :(
She's a bulldog methinks

maybe an elephant!

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At 7/3/09 08:22 PM, CrazedKiller-X wrote: Wow, this woman seriously is desperate for sex

*COUGH*Roman Polanski*COUGH*

She is, isn't she?

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She's a furry? What does she dress as, a fucking grizzly bear?

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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I love how they bring it out in a bad light, then try to overshadow it by using a paragraph to tell you what some furries do.

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At 7/3/09 10:02 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I bet her fursona is a cow.

I hope it is. :(

It's true what they say: woman+woman= cat fight (furry reference is implied)

But 45 year old... what was that kid thinking...
Personally, though, if I had a girlfriend my age who liked wearing animal dress ups, or is an anthropomorphic animal fangirl, I would think that is supercool and kind of hot.

On a side note, yes I gave my girlfriend cat-ears and a cat tail once. I don't have any other animal dress up stuff then rabbit's ears and snout, which I never wear.

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I'm a furrie and even that woman disgusts me and gives us a bad rap -.-;

I'm not dumb enough to fuck around with jailbait, it's a problem waiting to bite you in the ass.

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At 7/3/09 08:27 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Even if i was a desperate 16 year old furry, i wouldn't touch that woman with a 6foot pole :/

Perhaps, as hard as it may be to believe, the kid had a thing for older women. Virtually impossible explanation for his behaviour I know, but it just might be possible. Just possibly.

Two more notes. I'll have to agree with a few of the posters here who have said the woman was pretty foolish to mess around with young 'uns, especially considering she was married anyway. Additionally, I've seen a lot of posts that seem to indicate that the majority of you think that all furries have sex in fursuits 99% of the time. That's the impression I'm getting at least. I think that's a largely inaccurate assumption, but perhaps that's just me. =/

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I don't care how old you are or how desperate you are, if you're doing that lady you're pretty screwed in the head.

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At 7/4/09 01:16 PM, Balazeal wrote: if you're doing that lady you're pretty screwed in the head.

but if she's in a full suit and you cant see anything... ? i dunno... and im not sure i want to...

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In england, if a 16 year old boy has sex with a 45 year old woman its called hillarious and you can't be arrested for it... no matter how old the woman is... i mean fuck, doesn't a 16 year old have a brain of their fucking own? At what point does the prick claim he was sexually "assaulted" between the multiple sets of intercourse he claims they had?... fucking moron.


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That's Newgrounds advice. See:

Wanna Get Laid... Go... Furry?!!?

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The first thing I thought of when I saw that girl was American Gladiators.

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At 7/3/09 08:31 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote:
At 7/3/09 08:29 PM, flubeca wrote: Man, if I ever see one of these I'm going to go "hunting".
And I'll join you *cocks BB gun*

That is one disgusting story right there.

Use my 12-gauge. *Cocks Henry rifle.*
Let's go make them Yiff in hell.

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I guess the internet led people to think bestiality is acceptable in today's society.

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