100 Chicken McNuggets

[Viridis]

I plan on eating 100 Chicken McNuggets for charity, this was inspired by poxpower eating 10 hamburgers.
My main mission is to acquire sponsors, paying per nugget. 10cents seems a reasonable price, seeing as if I eat all 100 the most they'll have to pay is a EU10. Although 20cents isn't unreasonable.
I plan on filming the entire event so I'll totally post it up when its done.

In a package of 10 piece Chicken McNuggets, there are...

460 calories
29 grams of fat
5 grams of saturated fat
70 mg of cholesterol and...
1000 mg of sodium

Multiply this by 10 to get 100 and you would get...

4600 calories
290 grams of fat
50 grams of saturated fat
700 mg of cholesterol and...
10,000 mg of sodium

I wonder how dangerous this is for my health. I read that the average American consumes approximately 10,000 mg of sodium per day, even though the National Institute of Health recommends 2,400 mg or less per day. So I doubt this will kill me. I'll probably just puke or whatever.

This event will be taking place exactly 7 days from now. Any tips? Should I starve myself the day before? Should I eat normally? HELP ME NEWGROUNDS.

[JKMonkey]

If I were you I would over eat every day before the event, so you can expand your stomach and when the event comes around you can fit more McNuggets in your stomach.

doesnt sound very healthy though

[XIII13]

At 7/3/09 08:15 PM, CrazedKiller-X wrote: Consult a doctor, even though its for a Charity, just do it, we don't want our Newgrounder getting a stroke!

Or do we...

[knightsofthecircle]

Eat fast, but not too fast to consume as much as possible.

You sick fuck.

[AlphaCentauri]

It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

[Viridis]

At 7/3/09 08:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

I thought that would be horribly ironic :3

[knightsofthecircle]

At 7/3/09 08:17 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

I thought that would be horribly ironic :3

No, it'd be ironic if you did it for obese children in America.

[robotking98]

The only advice I have to give you is not do it. Simple as that. Seriously even if it is for charity, you'll probably regret doing it when you get the horrible gas, stomach cramps and diarrhea. But, if you can actually stomach all that, well then congratulations you freak.

[InDuStRiEl]

Hasn't "Super Size Me" taught you anything?
If it's for charity, then that's great. But your risking your health buddy.

Think wisely, and try a different alternative. (like 50 salads)

[therealanimator]

you sir are my hero. GOD BLESS YOU!

[CowGoMoo]

eat alot of food nonstop for the next 6 days then dont eat anything the day of it.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 7/3/09 08:13 PM, Viridis wrote:
4600 calories
290 grams of fat
50 grams of saturated fat
700 mg of cholesterol and...
10,000 mg of sodium

I wonder how dangerous this is for my health.

That is gonna fuck you up. Be ready for lots of exercise.

[DarkSytze]

At 7/3/09 08:19 PM, Elios wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:13 PM, Viridis wrote: I wonder how dangerous this is for my health.

VERY.

You know that an excessive intake of sodium is poisonous, right?

this.

you have no idea.

[Viridis]

At 7/3/09 08:19 PM, Elios wrote: VERY.
You know that an excessive intake of sodium is poisonous, right?

Yeah I know that. Thats why I posted the thing about the average american. Plus im gonna ask for the nuggets to be not salted. :P Less salt hopefully.

At 7/3/09 08:20 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Hasn't "Super Size Me" taught you anything?
If it's for charity, then that's great. But your risking your health buddy.
Think wisely, and try a different alternative. (like 50 salads)

Salads are for pussies.

[FrozenTrooper]

You might as well just charge a cent for every milligram of salt you can ingest before you die. 10,000 mg of salt is just plain nasty, not to mention it's poisonous to ingest insanely high amounts of it.

[Shanus]

Unfortunately I will be away and miss this epic event :(

It'll like watching supersize me if it was 10 minutes long :P

[MultiCanimefan]

Did poxpower even succeed? Last I heard he ate a few and was never heard from again in that thread.

[firemaker60]

I'd suggest re-watching Supersize Me just one more time before you do this...

[Life-Stream]

We will need pics of the 100 nuggets before hand.....and the puke on the floor after :P

[Viridis]

At 7/3/09 08:31 PM, Life-Stream wrote: We will need pics of the 100 nuggets before hand.....and the puke on the floor after :P

I doubt I'll have them all on a plate. Gonna be eating them IN MACDONALDS so I'll probably get them as they're ready. Like a chicken supply. That way if I DO have to pay for them (Likely) I can only pay for the amount I eat.

[zrick]

At 7/3/09 08:18 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:17 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

I thought that would be horribly ironic :3

No, it'd be ironic if you did it for obese children in America.

I'm not sure you've grapsed the concept of irony yet.

[ripoffhitman]

At 7/3/09 08:13 PM, Viridis wrote:

I wonder how dangerous this is for my health. I read that the average American consumes approximately 10,000 mg of sodium per day, even though the National Institute of Health recommends 2,400 mg or less per day

That's probably bullshit. I have less than 2 grams everyday. The most i'll have is like 1.5 unless i'm having fast food, which is once every couple weeks. You are thinking of consuming 10 grams of sodium, there is that chance that you can get seriosly fucked.

I think your statistics on what you should be eating anyway are very off. I don't think you understand just how unhealthy doing this is and the chances of permanantly damaging your body.

[SkullsNSkate]

GNARLY!1!ONETWELVESIXTYFOURTWO.
That is a great idea. I'm totally gonna rip off of you. Let me find some money though... >:c

[Arctic-Zone]

Eating Chinese food would be worse, because of MSG - it gives you horrible headaches, and eating too much leads to death.

O RLY? Ya, rly, unfrtchnatly. Anyways, have fun doing a day of Supersize Me!

[NimbleElephant]

That much Sodium would have ill effects. All that fat and cholesterol is also very bad for you. If you're going to do it, go to the doctor first.

[Spaghetti14]

You'll probably never want to eat them again, haha.
As it turns out NG, the McDonalds salads are even worse for you than most of the things on the menu, so he really wouldn't be that much better off.

[Life-Stream]

At 7/3/09 08:33 PM, Viridis wrote: I doubt I'll have them all on a plate. Gonna be eating them IN MACDONALDS so I'll probably get them as they're ready. Like a chicken supply. That way if I DO have to pay for them (Likely) I can only pay for the amount I eat.

Atleast get someone to take pics of the full/empty boxes and you scoffing on those nuglets.

[Obsessed117]

Consult a doctor and post the video here.

That much sodium could do some serious havoc to your body.

[Swindle]

Well, I hope you have a iron stomach because you are going to take the biggest shit ever. You might even set a world record.

[Porkchop]

At 7/3/09 08:37 PM, zrick wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:18 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:17 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

I thought that would be horribly ironic :3

No, it'd be ironic if you did it for obese children in America.

I'm not sure you've grapsed the concept of irony yet.

They're both ironic. Get over yourself.
You should do it for teh fattayz!