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At 7/3/09 06:03 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote:

Anyway, way to control your temper numbnuts...you know, there is this thing called reverse...you found it before you ran the guy down. You could have just backed up enough to turn around and went a different route

I TRIED going a different way... the asshole kept standing in front of my car! I thought He'd move!!!!! I didnt know the crazy basterd was gunna let me knock him flying.

You shoulda took a shit on him and then ran. That would have been dramatic.

At 7/3/09 06:47 PM, dark-samus1 wrote: You shoulda took a shit on him and then ran. That would have been dramatic.

This isn't a joke... Ive probably really hurt somone and i'm going outa my mind. I still can't believe he even stood up after it... he must have been really drunk.

Did the sirens go away or are they waiting out there?

At 7/3/09 07:55 PM, powerfuldude wrote: Did the sirens go away or are they waiting out there?

I heard them for a while... but they've gone now.

This is why you park the car on top of the body

:Works for me.

if your not lying, id recommend changing your pants first, then get rid of all possible evidence.

just saying

Dude. Your ALMOST as dumb as sirtom. When you run someone over, one, if you call the police and explain the situation, odds are you wont go to jail, for very long. But you ran away so now what you did is considered murder and failure to report it(which if you actually had reported it it wouldnt be counted as murder). Plus you put it on the internet, you damn moron.

oops, took it that you killed the guy, my bad, but yea, you still shoulda called the police and explained it

Dude what the fuck?? Why did you hit me asshole.... >.>

Well, your screwed.

At 7/3/09 08:06 PM, robotking98 wrote: Dude. Your ALMOST as dumb as sirtom. When you run someone over, one, if you call the police and explain the situation, odds are you wont go to jail, for very long. But you ran away so now what you did is considered murder and failure to report it(which if you actually had reported it it wouldnt be counted as murder). Plus you put it on the internet, you damn moron.

Shut the fuck up, I panicked. The asshole was jumping in front of my car on purpose, i thought if i scared him a bit he'd move outa the way.

I'm gunna go to bed now. I think Im gunna ring the police tomorrow morning. I'll keep everyone posted.

I'm such an idiot.

i think you will be ok.......
just repaint your car....

Troll?

cool story bro

If he tried to jump in front of the car, maybe he was attempting suicide. In which case, if you report it it's likely you'll be let off with community service.

Just say that you were scared that he would be really angry and would kill you and you went to the police as soon as your mind cleared up of the booze.

Rofl, even though I doubt this is true you better hope the police do a pretty shitty job at investigating, an FBI agent could read this and find your address, name, phone number, license plate and car, everything, and give it to the local authorities, and then the drunk guy could identify your car.

Even if you're using Tor authorities can find your IP. You better delete your cookies and I mean permanently, along with all your other cookies that you've already "deleted" on your hard drive.
Better yet, nuke your entire hard drive and reinstall. You're a fucking idiot if you are serious.

So this morning I went outside to check my car. There's no damage, not a speck of paint chipped or anything. Later on I walked back to the scene of the crime, I didn't drive there in case someone recognised my car. There's no sign of blood or anything. But I was shocked when I saw a sign attached to a few lamp posts saying:

"A car accident occurred here on FRIDAY at 20:40 PM. If you, Or anyone else you know witnessed this crime then please call --------------- "

Shit... I'm in BIG trouble.

Really? The first thing you do is tell NG?

At 7/4/09 06:14 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote: "A car accident occurred here on FRIDAY at 20:40 PM. If you, Or anyone else you know witnessed this crime then please call --------------- "

Shit... I'm in BIG trouble.

Yeah, you've had it.

My advice? Time for you to start practicing holding the soap!

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Guys... I'm shitting my pants right now, I just committed hit and run.

You know what happened the last time someone talked about a criminal offence they did/were going to do? He got jailed.

At 7/4/09 07:47 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Guys... I'm shitting my pants right now, I just committed hit and run.

You know what happened the last time someone talked about a criminal offence they did/were going to do? He got jailed.

Actually that was a threat of arson on a public school, filled with hundreds of kids.

I accidentily (abeit stupidly) ran some drunk asshole over.

That was YOU?!

At 7/4/09 07:54 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote:

At 7/4/09 07:47 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Guys... I'm shitting my pants right now, I just committed hit and run.

You know what happened the last time someone talked about a criminal offence they did/were going to do? He got jailed.

Actually that was a threat of arson on a public school, filled with hundreds of kids.

I accidentily (abeit stupidly) ran some drunk asshole over.

Threatening violence and carrying an offensive weapon are illegal offences. You accidentally ran some drunk arsehole over and then drove off.

If he was drunk, just tell the police that you hit him when he jumped out in front of you.

HE'S MOST LIKELY FAKING, AND HERE'S MY PROOF.

At 7/3/09 08:12 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote

Notice time: 8:12 PM.

At 7/4/09 06:14 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote: "A car accident occurred here on FRIDAY at 20:40 PM. If you, Or anyone else you know witnessed this crime then please call --------------- "

Yesterday, 7/3 was friday. He posted at 8:12. The supposed sign he posted said the accident happened at 8:40. Either the guy was so pissed that he couldn't give a good estimate of how much time had passed, or he's faking.

He might have been mentally challenged. Ya know

At 7/3/09 05:17 PM, CowGoMoo wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: I stopped the car and looked back out of the window... He wasn't moving... Scared for my life I ran back to my car

when the fuck did you get out of your car? i am finding difficulty believing your story.

This was win.

holy shit. the police came to my house before. They asked me if I was aware of a car accident that happened near by. I stayed calm and answered them. I said "yeah I heard about it, Is there anything I can help you with?"... Anyway they asked me if I heard or saw anything, and I said that I had heard something, but I was inside my house all night so I didn't see anything.

Apparently the guy was stone drunk and couldn't remember when or who he was hit by. they had to estimate a time because of lack of witnesses. they said if I hear anything about the accident that could potentially lead to the whereaboutsof the driver, to call the police. I said ok and they went on their way.

FFFUUUUCCCKKK... I should of just handed myself in. but I couldn't...I was too scared ,so I just lied my ass off.

if they find out it was me I am in soooo much trouble. =[

Ignore it. He was just another idiot drunkard.