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DumbassDude

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:24 PM

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I was recently sent some information on AIM that a certain Newgrounds forum regular, most of you know him as Twilight, was recently seriously beaten by a fellow classmate at his local high school.

From what I have heard, he was confronted by a small girl between the ages of 10-12, and then hailed under a dark cloud of hateful insults towards his favourite book, Twilight.

He struck the girl across the face with his nails then screamed at high pitch, no translation could be found. She responded quickly with powerful slap to the balls.

He is now in hospital with serious injuries and may have to lose a testical.
Everyone wish him well, he is in our hearts.


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thatoneguyfromDD

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:27 PM

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The funny thing is, he doesn't like Twilight. At all.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:27 PM

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Hope you get better.

Not.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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That's unfortunate, oh well.


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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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Cool story, bro.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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That's terrible, we have lost so many good users here (sike). But anyways, I hope they replace the testicles in his forehead.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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Theres something fishy about this story. hmm


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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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fake events suck


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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:28 PM

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Hope he dies.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:29 PM

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Hmm i think this is a lie.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:32 PM

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We're still men...

NG member seriously injured


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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:32 PM

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Wow, I thought this was funny, but it's gonna be annoying for Twilight when a ton of people don't realize it's a joke.

He doesn't like the book Twilight
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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:32 PM

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Twilight, I hope you don't lose your balls.

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He is a picture of the incident shortly after he fell to the ground in pain, the police have already authorised the use of this particular bit of evidence.

I quickly ran up to him, grieving for his testicle.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:36 PM

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At 7/3/09 04:32 PM, DumbassDude wrote: He is a picture of the incident shortly after he fell to the ground in pain, the police have already authorised the use of this particular bit of evidence.

I quickly ran up to him, grieving for his testicle.

Noooooo, not Twilight, not his testicles, NOOOOOO!!! ;_;

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:39 PM

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I hope the girl is okay.

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I hope the girl is okay.

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4chan strikes again.

When will the killing end?

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:42 PM

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I hope the girl is okay.

:3 ;D IM NOW SIXTEEN!!! ;D (You boys are lucky)

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:43 PM

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I hope the girl is okay

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:44 PM

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I hope the girl is dead.

I DONT EVEN

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DumbassDude

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:47 PM

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At 7/3/09 04:32 PM, DumbassDude wrote: He is a picture of the incident shortly after he fell to the ground in pain, the police have already authorised the use of this particular bit of evidence.

I quickly ran up to him, grieving for his testicle.

His face sure isn't female. And his age doesn't show as 39.

This is definitely a conspiracy.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:49 PM

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At 7/3/09 04:47 PM, HolyFuckingShitdicks wrote: If he's seriously injured, what the fuck is he doing on the BBS RIGHT NOW?

have you ever heard of people walking away from the computer? I do that all the time, anyone in stickam would know that, i would be online, but never actually there.


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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:49 PM

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Is the girl okay?


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Thats cruel, sucks for him

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Posted at: 7/3/09 04:51 PM

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At 7/3/09 04:47 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:
This is definitely a conspiracy.

Hey man, I may have been responsible for the JFK assassination, 9/11, and alien abductions, but I am NOT responsible for twilight's injuries.


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