Yes, it's true...the horror/monster species actually retained some dignity after the critical blow dealt to them from the crazy bitch disguised as an author responsible for Twilight.
After the decent vampire movies of the 90's, the lore just went downhill, and nobody could really get into the bloodsuckers anymore because of goths, emo's, and now, just about every woman on the planet.
But imagine a vampire that hunts Nazi's...Immortal Nazi's...hunts them down with goddamn hand-cannons for guns, with her accomplise found in a big-breasted blonde cop that has a Sniper rifle that shoots depleted uranium rounds.
A vampire that grins from ear-to-ear, can't be stopped, wearing a Goddamn pimp-hat the whole time he's laying waste to his undead enemies.
...Oh, and Catholics are, of course, the villains as well...
Ladies and Gentleman...for those of you who have never seen it, nor never heard of it, discard all you know, and prepare for enlightenment.
P.S: The fourth episode has the most hardcore shit happen in it....I will reveal nothing, although future posts might if this doesn't get locked for some reason.
+ P.S. : That Abridged Script of Twilight up there is a pretty funny read too.
