Salt - The Best Topping Ever

[DarkRedFlame]

Now I don't know about you guys, but salt is the most fucking awesome thing to ever be combined on your food. Fries a bit dull? SALT THEM UP. Meat taste like shit? SALT IT UP! Eggs taste like your grandmother's pussy? When then that already salty enough. I just love salt, I mean if you didn't have salt on some foods, then they would taste more bland. Salt is the only god I ever need.

[Echo-Konosko]

I agree first time i had it i thought pepper was supposed to do the same thing but with a different flavor.

Boy was i wrong

[Phantom-45]

ONLY REAL MEN CURE THEIR WOUNDS WITH SALT

[Jin]

Salt + Ice cream? INVALID

[Black-Ops]

Perhaps...but vinegar > salt when it comes to chips. The perfect vinegar:salt ratio when it comes to chips is 2:1, or put simply, vinegar, salt, then more vinegar.

EXCELLENT

[Hedzshot01]

Salt + Chips = Correct
Salt + Diet Cloudy Lemonade = Fail

[Jonners]

Well, it's only ultimate if you mix it with pepper! IT can make any crap meal taste much better if you put enough on.

[AgentXRifle]

I have to say garlic powder! just a tiny sprinkle and its perfect!

[AlphaCentauri]

I disagree, Sour Cream can go on anything and everything.

It's better then salt.

[rawr359]

At 7/3/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Eggs taste like your grandmother's pussy? Well then that's already salty enough.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!! I fell off my fucking chair!

[Haoie]

Wow.

Who knew?

[gregaaron89]

At 7/3/09 03:01 AM, Jin wrote: Salt + Ice cream? INVALID

It's funny that you need salt to make ice cream

[Ghyfty]

Shut up fool. Mustard is the best topping.

[Doregushin]

At 7/3/09 03:02 AM, Black-Ops wrote: Perhaps...but vinegar > salt when it comes to chips.

Lies, vinegar+chips=EEEEEEEUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH HHH
unless you're referring to dip, in which case +1 agree

[Swindle]

At 7/3/09 03:01 AM, Jin wrote: Salt + Ice cream? INVALID

Ice cream and salt sounds horrible.

You got to try salt and salad. That's the shit.

[jackarooo]

salt on salt perhaps??

[Officer]

Chicken salt on chips is hands down the nicest thing in the world.

Fuck women.

Chicken salt + chips > Women

[Swindle]

At 7/3/09 05:35 AM, Officer wrote: Chicken salt on chips is hands down the nicest thing in the world.

Fuck women.

Chicken salt + chips > Women

What if you could put Chicken salt and chips on women?

That would be great, right?

[FistyMcBeefPunch]

At 7/3/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Eggs taste like your grandmother's pussy?

How would I know?

[RubberTrucky]

One hint though..

Never EVER salt up your girlfriend's vagina.
She WILL slap you and it WILL hurt!!!

[Ghyfty]

At 7/3/09 05:42 AM, FistyMcBeefPunch wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Eggs taste like your grandmother's pussy?

How would I know?

don't be afraid. We won't tell.

[Lost-Chances]

Ketchup, all the way.

Salt? Do I look like I want to induce diabetes and dehydration?

[Dogbert581]

At 7/3/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Eggs taste like your grandmother's pussy?

WTF sort of eggs have you been eating? Also how do you know what your grandmother's pussy tastes like?

[Black-Ops]

At 7/3/09 05:08 AM, Doregushin wrote:

At 7/3/09 03:02 AM, Black-Ops wrote: Perhaps...but vinegar > salt when it comes to chips.

Lies, vinegar+chips=EEEEEEEUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH HHH
unless you're referring to dip, in which case +1 agree

I'm talking about British chips (fries), not American chips (crisps). It's a common mix up.

I wonder which joker let that happen in the first place anyway...

[RubberTrucky]

At 7/3/09 08:17 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
I'm talking about British chips (fries), not American chips (crisps). It's a common mix up.

Fries + vinegar?
That sounds totally un-tasty. (chips aren't supposed to be sour...)

Fries+salt+pepper is something I can live with.

[RedShepherd]

salt is the SHIT. I have to add it to my McD's fries because they aren't already salty enough. salt is what makes shit taste so goddamn good. Soup, meat, chips, fried chicken, french fries... GodDAMN my mouth is watering.

[Expectrum]

At 7/3/09 05:46 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Ketchup, all the way.

Salt? Do I look like I want to induce diabetes and dehydration?

This man knows what he's saying.

If I had to choose between ketchup or salt to use on my french fries, for example, I'd pick ketchup and the fries would still taste great. I believe ketchup has salt in it's ingredients anyway.

If you're that hardcore about salt, I dare you to get a handful of it (preferably whole salt) and suck it like a man. Of course, I'll be laughing at your face expression and dialing 911.

[dididu915]

Pinch of salt + some pepper = awesomness! Mashed potatoes taste better when you have both in there.

[Aigis]

I am of the opinion that salt is nature's life blood.

I down that shit like pixie stix.

On a completely unrelated note, I frequently suffer from internal bleeding.

[leetspeaker]

also gives you hypertension and dizzyness if you take too much