So, some information you need to know before I tell this story is just that at my moms workplace had four reported cases of Swine Flu, the first was on Tuesday of last week, the final was on Thursday, they got muffins from a local shop delivered on Wednesday.
Story:
On Friday my mom goes into work, to find nobody there except her boss, she asks what happened, he said they closed the place down for a week, and are gonna bomb it to kill any trace of Swine Flu, because four people got infected. Followed by a, "Didn't you read the E-mail?"
My mom the replies, "How many muffins are left?"
Anyways, he says plenty, and then she goes back, grabs the muffins, says see you next week, and comes home. Later that day i get home from a 9 hour long workshop, tired and hungry, and see about ten delicious ass muffins just sitting on the counter, I ate two, and on my third my brother asked me, "Why the hell are you eating those?"
"I don't know, because there delicious?"
"Mom's entire workplace is quarantined because its infected with Swine Flu, didn't you know?"
I promptly spit out the muffins and go to scold my mom, who is currently talking to her sister about not going to her parents house because they re old and she has been exposed to Swine Flu. I talked to her and she told me not to be silly, I'm young and very resilient, then she told me to go eat some more muffins.
Anyways, thats the story about the Swine Flu Muffins. Questions, comments? Post them here.
