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Oh my god, that's hilarious!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread .php?t=3597281&c=33448

Come up with something original faggot.

The mental image made me laugh, and even though you're not serious, it led me to create several questions in my head.

First, why would you AC Slater at someone else's house?

Second, wouldn't you probably shit all over yourself at that particular angle?

And finally, did you manage to grab your pants before you ran out of the house? It seems odd to just leave after showing your future mother in law your asscrack.

Something horrible happened to me today.

This girl that I liked walked up to me during lunch break, along with her friends following her. I was very nervous already -like I always am with girls- and could tell from the heat on my face I was heavily blushing, which made me even more nervous. To add to that, her friends were laughing behind her shoulders, so I smelled something fishy right away.

The worst thing that has ever happened to me then occurred. Never in my life have I felt so miserable. She looked at me with a grin on her face, and told me that first off she never liked me, and was just playing with me for a laugh. Then, she added that I was ugly and that no one would ever want to be with someone like me. Behind her, her friends were laughing and capturing the whole scene with their camera phones (so yeah, it was probably planned from the start, all to have a big laugh at me)

I didn't even know how to react, so many people were around and looking at me that I just felt I was going to fall unconscious. I walked out of there mechanically -I was barely able to think- as quickly as I could with tears I was hardly keeping and went to the bathroom to CRY. I hadn't cried for years and there I was, in the fucking canteen's bathroom crying.

I'm a fucking loser and I hate myself SO FUCKING BAD. I hate girls and I hate humans. They rob you of every single piece of self-esteem you have for their own self-enjoyment. How the fuck am I supposed to go on with life when people are so horrible?

FUCK

At 7/3/09 03:36 AM, Jarvid wrote: Something horrible happened to me today.

Cool story, bro.

You sure you did copy and paste that one too?Kinda hard to believe you.

I am now led to believe that it is normal for newgrounders to keep their pants on while shitting.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

this is one of those epic(god i hate this word, but i actually mean epic in this case) threads that you remember forever!
Like "Never shave your ass!"

At 7/3/09 03:43 AM, spiderleet wrote:

At 7/3/09 03:36 AM, Jarvid wrote: Something horrible happened to me today.

Cool story, bro.

You sure you did copy and paste that one too?Kinda hard to believe you.

I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I own a boat.

You should be proud of the way you shit, and if your girlfriend dumps you for it, she doesnt diserve you.

Oh yeah, this is the BBS not your blog.

Its discouraging that nobody dares joining in on embarrassing copypasta.

Uhhhhhh why would you take a dump facing backwards??!! :|

How the fuck did you make eye contact when you were facing the wrong way?

This is a shit story.

I'm going to try that one day. It's going to be at a wedding or funeral. Just to get a thrill out of it.

It will be more fun that way.

This made me lol hard, thanks for the laughs.

Ok this all goes to the same question. WHY were you sitting backwards on the shitter? Why not stand on it and try shitting into the bowl like a game.

At 7/3/09 01:31 AM, Jarvid wrote: Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Well of course you post it here then...

Wait What?

Why in God's name would you try "Slatering" at your girlfriend's house, instead of the privacy of your own home? You deserved it. XD

Didn't wipe ey?

Oof, that's sucks!

Now don't go emo on us now

At 7/3/09 01:31 AM, Jarvid wrote: I'll die if anyone else finds out.

Well, we all know now.

You are a fucking idiot, but regardless you are one brave fucking idiot.
You should of shouted and said for her not to come in.

At 7/3/09 01:31 AM, Jarvid wrote: I'll die if anyone else finds out.

...So you tell Newgrounds?

Also, why didn't you lock the door?

You're just asking to be laughed at.

Next time, experiment in your on house

At 7/3/09 10:35 AM, FurryDemon wrote: You are a fucking idiot, but regardless you are one brave fucking idiot.
You should of shouted and said for her not to come in.

Oh wait, just a copypasta.
Be funny if that actually did happen however..

Yea, locking the door is always nice. Not taking a shit in an awkward position is good, too.

At 7/3/09 03:16 AM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 7/3/09 01:34 AM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: That is golden.

no, its brown.

I see what you did thar!

why... would.. you.... do... that?

WHY?!

I think im gonna go try that right now