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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:11 AM

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What would you do?

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Rape the alien.

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Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.

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I'd tell it to go back to Mexico.

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I would go Chuck Norris on their alien asses, hijack their pimp ship, and drive myself to VEGAS, bitch!

Or get alien raped. I hope its the first one though.

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

I am serious

I would make fun of there skin color and funny heads. Take this how you will.

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Well if we're talking about aliens from Halo, then I certainly don't want to fuck with them.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:18 AM

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Smack the alien and masturbate, then cum all over its face. While it was disoriented, i'd stick my dick in a cloning machine while I was ejaculating, then teleport a bunch of semen into women and have LAWTS OF BABEHS. Then i'd molest the alien to death and drive the UFO around and rain continuously ejaculating dicks down on the world.


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At 7/3/09 12:18 AM, reviewer2 wrote: Smack the alien and masturbate, then cum all over its face. While it was disoriented, i'd stick my dick in a cloning machine while I was ejaculating, then teleport a bunch of semen into women and have LAWTS OF BABEHS. Then i'd molest the alien to death and drive the UFO around and rain continuously ejaculating dicks down on the world.

OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?

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At 7/3/09 12:20 AM, zoke wrote: OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?

Not enough. His response was the best of them all so far.


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At 7/3/09 12:22 AM, RandomExploit wrote:
At 7/3/09 12:20 AM, zoke wrote: OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?
Not enough. His response was the best of them all so far.

I didn't say it wasn't good. It actually made me lol. I just said it smells like pot.

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I'd punch that motherfucker in the dick with his buddy's mouth. Because we all know they abduct in pairs.

Then I'd call immigration.

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

I am serious

See if the like it in the ass.

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Stick my dick in it, of course. Why wouldn't I?

At 7/3/09 12:17 AM, JoeyCentral wrote: Well if we're talking about aliens from Halo, then I certainly don't want to fuck with them.

Be specific. Elites, Jackals, Grunts? What?

I hope you're thinking of Elites.

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At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.

You'd fucking love it though, admit it.

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I would ask them politely if I could be dropped off at my house, and if they agree, I would bake them rice crispy treats for their long trip home.

Why?

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ask them if I could fuck a wookie
they count as alien right?

They have cookie monster on a diet... god have mercy on us all...

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I'd sit back, relax...

and let the fingers do the talking.

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

I am serious

Tell him about Jesus.


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At 7/3/09 12:39 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.
You'd fucking love it though, admit it.

It's true, I would.

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sneeze, everyone knows the aliens weakness is germs

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At 7/3/09 01:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 7/3/09 12:39 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.
You'd fucking love it though, admit it.
It's true, I would.

Huehehehe, wahahahah, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If you were abducted by an alien...

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

i wouldn't believe they were aliens.

so they would desappear, as they'd be part of my imagination.

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

I am serious

I'd grab the nearest weapon, and kill them. Let no aliens know of our race, leave no trace behind.

Also, cocks.


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I'd ask for secrets on advanced knowledge, so I could get credit for inventing crazy new things.

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At 7/3/09 02:09 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: I'd ask for secrets on advanced knowledge, so I could get credit for inventing crazy new things.

That was one of my ideas. The one I will pick is: Ify they are friendly, bring them to stay at my place. If they aren't, they will die. Life's like that and so am I.

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I'd go rambo on their ass.

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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?

I am serious

I'd write a story about it.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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