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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:11 AM
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What would you do?
I am serious
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:12 AM
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Rape the alien.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:13 AM
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Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.
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I'd tell it to go back to Mexico.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:14 AM
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:16 AM
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I would go Chuck Norris on their alien asses, hijack their pimp ship, and drive myself to VEGAS, bitch!
Or get alien raped. I hope its the first one though.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:17 AM
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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do? I am serious
I would make fun of there skin color and funny heads. Take this how you will.
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Well if we're talking about aliens from Halo, then I certainly don't want to fuck with them.
Posted at: 7/3/09 12:18 AM
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Smack the alien and masturbate, then cum all over its face. While it was disoriented, i'd stick my dick in a cloning machine while I was ejaculating, then teleport a bunch of semen into women and have LAWTS OF BABEHS. Then i'd molest the alien to death and drive the UFO around and rain continuously ejaculating dicks down on the world.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:20 AM
At 7/3/09 12:18 AM, reviewer2 wrote: Smack the alien and masturbate, then cum all over its face. While it was disoriented, i'd stick my dick in a cloning machine while I was ejaculating, then teleport a bunch of semen into women and have LAWTS OF BABEHS. Then i'd molest the alien to death and drive the UFO around and rain continuously ejaculating dicks down on the world.
OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?
Posted at: 7/3/09 12:22 AM
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At 7/3/09 12:20 AM, zoke wrote: OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?
Not enough. His response was the best of them all so far.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:23 AM
At 7/3/09 12:22 AM, RandomExploit wrote: At 7/3/09 12:20 AM, zoke wrote: OK. So,based on this thread and the last thread, how much pot have you gone through in the last hour or 2?Not enough. His response was the best of them all so far.
I didn't say it wasn't good. It actually made me lol. I just said it smells like pot.
Posted at: 7/3/09 12:24 AM
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I'd punch that motherfucker in the dick with his buddy's mouth. Because we all know they abduct in pairs.
Then I'd call immigration.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:25 AM
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See if the like it in the ass.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:37 AM
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Stick my dick in it, of course. Why wouldn't I?
At 7/3/09 12:17 AM, JoeyCentral wrote: Well if we're talking about aliens from Halo, then I certainly don't want to fuck with them.
Be specific. Elites, Jackals, Grunts? What?
I hope you're thinking of Elites.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:39 AM
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At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.
You'd fucking love it though, admit it.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:43 AM
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I would ask them politely if I could be dropped off at my house, and if they agree, I would bake them rice crispy treats for their long trip home.
Why?
Posted at: 7/3/09 12:44 AM
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ask them if I could fuck a wookie they count as alien right?
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:49 AM
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I'd sit back, relax...
and let the fingers do the talking.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:52 AM
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Tell him about Jesus.
Posted at: 7/3/09 01:31 AM
At 7/3/09 12:39 AM, Black-Ops wrote: At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.You'd fucking love it though, admit it.
It's true, I would.
Posted at: 7/3/09 01:33 AM
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sneeze, everyone knows the aliens weakness is germs
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Posted at: 7/3/09 01:39 AM
Carry a salt shaker with me, in case things get ugly.
Posted at: 7/3/09 01:56 AM
At 7/3/09 01:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote: At 7/3/09 12:39 AM, Black-Ops wrote: At 7/3/09 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Probably be under their control and then not remember it the next day.You'd fucking love it though, admit it.It's true, I would.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 02:03 AM
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At 7/3/09 12:11 AM, Tominater12 wrote: What would you do?
i wouldn't believe they were aliens.
so they would desappear, as they'd be part of my imagination.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 02:05 AM
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I'd grab the nearest weapon, and kill them. Let no aliens know of our race, leave no trace behind.
Also, cocks.
Posted at: 7/3/09 02:09 AM
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I'd ask for secrets on advanced knowledge, so I could get credit for inventing crazy new things.
Posted at: 7/3/09 03:24 AM
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At 7/3/09 02:09 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: I'd ask for secrets on advanced knowledge, so I could get credit for inventing crazy new things.
That was one of my ideas. The one I will pick is: Ify they are friendly, bring them to stay at my place. If they aren't, they will die. Life's like that and so am I.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 03:26 AM
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I'd go rambo on their ass.
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Posted at: 7/3/09 03:27 AM
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I'd write a story about it.
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