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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:28 PM

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Well, I had a bag of popcorn sitting in my room, that I guess I didn't seal properly. So I went to go eat some and, like a dumbass, didn't look into the bag before eating it. I thought it tasted funny but didn't really care. Anyway, about halfway through I feel something crawling on my hand, and it's an ant. I then look into the bag and realize it's FULL of ants. Obviously I was grossed out and almost puked. So yea, I think I learned to always properly seal bags, and always look at what I'm eating.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:33 PM

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Happened to me a long time ago, I can a cup of Sprite and a bunch ants started collecting it. When I took a sip all I got were Sprite filled ants.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:34 PM

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:46 PM

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You better hope they don't make their way through you. Check your pee for the next couple of days.
My cousin almost died from a nasty case of dickants.


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At 7/2/09 10:46 PM, THEJamoke wrote: You better hope they don't make their way through you. Check your pee for the next couple of days.
My cousin almost died from a nasty case of dickants.

So the rumors are true, then.

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At 7/2/09 10:46 PM, THEJamoke wrote: You better hope they don't make their way through you. Check your pee for the next couple of days.
My cousin almost died from a nasty case of dickants.

I didn't eat a bag full of popcorn ants and I'm scared now. I hate bugs small enough to fit in my dick.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:50 PM

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My sister once put ants on her pizza (We were really young, they were putting gross stuff on their pizza for no apparent reason). Nothing bad happened, I guess if you chew long enough you just crush them all. Sorry to gross you out but you better not be swallowing whole or else what Jamoke said, dickants.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:51 PM

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And 1,000 Ways To Die comes to mind.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 10:57 PM

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At 7/2/09 10:33 PM, o0-0o wrote: Happened to me a long time ago, I can a cup of Sprite and a bunch ants started collecting it. When I took a sip all I got were Sprite filled ants.

Uh.. wow that must have been a mind blowing experience.

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Posted at: 7/2/09 11:03 PM

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to think i thought eating a catipillar by accident was gross

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Posted at: 7/2/09 11:26 PM

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So...how did it tasted?

was it good?

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Posted at: 7/2/09 11:54 PM

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Your stomach acids will kill them.

OR NOT :D

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:02 AM

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That's how I almost drank a carpenter ant! Always look at your food before eating it.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:05 AM

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Ants aren't that bad for you, I wouldn't worry about it.


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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:06 AM

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At 7/2/09 10:28 PM, SpamBurger wrote: I then look into the bag and realize it's FULL of ants.

Ants? In your popcorn. Its more likely then you think


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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:07 AM

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Well, at least you got some protein.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:08 AM

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one time i put my hand on a stump and realized that my arm was being covered with ants

a lesson for the children: always check your food and watch what you lean up against

History is made.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:35 AM

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Sounds delightful.. Ironically it's probably good for you. I can't say I have had a similar experience.

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:38 AM

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look at it this way:

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Posted at: 7/3/09 12:42 AM

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Why didn't you check the bag? Must've been doing something interesting if you didn't.

But I don't blame you. I've done that a million times and more, sometimes on purpose.


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