u like 2 cook?

[magnet202]

hi everyone; i like to cook and am looking for some new and simple recipes.(because i am a human being and i require the consumption of food to carry on daily day to day activities) Any suggestions?

and btw i'm not looking for craft mac'n'cheese or ramen noodles. I want REAL food, like the stuff that you can buy at those food stands at the carnival. so post any suggestions that you feel would make a good contribution... you never know; you could learn some new recipes yourself.

[Jonny879]

make a chicken wrap. those are so nice. you do know how to make a wrap right?

[biohasard]

I'm sorry, But Newgrounds isn't exactly full of gourmet chefs.
However,a quick Google search brought up this website website
I hope I could help.

[magnet202]

great idea; i'll have to make some of those.

[magnet202]

At 7/2/09 09:48 PM, biohasard wrote: I'm sorry, But Newgrounds isn't exactly full of gourmet chefs.
However,a quick Google search brought up this website website
I hope I could help.

shut up! if you don't know how to cook, read up on some other peoples' posts! you'd be suprised at who goes on ng.

[Sensationalism]

What kind of food is sold at carnival food stands?

[TheJamoke]

At 7/2/09 09:48 PM, biohasard wrote: I'm sorry, But Newgrounds isn't exactly full of gourmet chefs.

<---------- Gourmet chef, right here

4 years culinary school, chef certification w/ degree in food science & nutrition + 9 years experience in the kitchen.

Ask away.

[poxpower]

At 7/2/09 09:52 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 7/2/09 09:48 PM, biohasard wrote: I'm sorry, But Newgrounds isn't exactly full of gourmet chefs.

<---------- Gourmet chef, right here

4 years culinary school, chef certification w/ degree in food science & nutrition + 9 years experience in the kitchen.

Ask away.

What's the best coconut shrimp recipe?

[Spags]

This has to be like the worst thing for you ever, but oh is it so so so delicious.
It's a 'Brownie Pizza" and the crust is composed of a giant brownie.
You then have a pineapple sugar cream cheese frosting and you cover it with some fruit.
Here's the recipe.
Here's a picture.

[TheJamoke]

At 7/2/09 09:53 PM, poxpower wrote: What's the best coconut shrimp recipe?

Get yourself some larger shrimp, 21/25's or thereabouts, peel and de-shit vein them leaving the shell on the tail (unless you bought the already peeled shrimp which is aces) and defrost them under cold running water until completely unfrozen, rinse them off.

In a large bowl, crack and whisk 2 or 3 large eggs. In another bowl, mix equal amounts Panko-style breadcrumbs and shredded coconut, and a few dashes of salt (not too much, this is just to enhance the flavor, not necessarily to season the shrimp.)

Hold them by the tail shell, dip in the egg wash then coat generously with the Panko and coconut mix. For a thicker crust, you can repeat this step.

Here's the important part - freeze them for at least one half hour prior to frying. Put them on a sheet pan (or hotel pan) with wax paper or parchment paper, pop them in the freezer. They need to be frozen solid. This is because shrimp take literally one minute to fry, as does the crust to get to a perfect golden brown. Any longer in the fryer and the shrimp get tough and rubbery.

Serve them bitches with some roasted red pepper and sun dried tomato coulis or a sweet fruit chutney, and a few lemon wedges.

[Evark]

Simple yet delicious salsa:

Chop up Jalepen[y]o peppers.
Chop up Pineapple.
Combine.

I'm a leftover magician. Tell me what you got and I'll tell you what amazing meal you can have with it.

[igott]

I've made cheese ramen once, you just strain out the broth add the cheese and mix.

[biohasard]

At 7/2/09 09:51 PM, magnet202 wrote:

At 7/2/09 09:48 PM, biohasard wrote: I'm sorry, But Newgrounds isn't exactly full of gourmet chefs.
However,a quick Google search brought up this website website
I hope I could help.

shut up! if you don't know how to cook, read up on some other peoples' posts! you'd be suprised at who goes on ng.

I'm sorry. I was just trying to be helpful. Don't be an asshole, Also use proper grammar dipshit.

[CrucifiedEmperor]

Chinese salad with teriyaki chicken and brown rice. Make some dressing with apple cider vinegar, ginger, and coconut milk.

[C-Doodlez-Man]

Oh... my... GOD. I should so teach you my famous grilled cheese recipe.

Turn your burner to 700 degrees. It'll cook real fast.
Put a HUGE glob of butter in the pan.
WAIT till it evaporates! Then put the bread on with cheese IN THE MIDDLE.
When it is charcoal black on both sides, put it on a plate and smother it in cachup! OMG.

[JambaIaya]

Turd Burger

[Steven-Polley]

Cookies are real food. (not fake)

[JambaIaya]

China's Salsa
____________

3 Babys(can get expensive so you may want to steal some)
Jalepeno Pepper(so that the people you are serving think it is real salsa)

First cut the babys at least as possible and attempt to de-bone them, don't mind the crying this is normal.

put the babys in a blender

put the jalepeno in there too

pour into microwave-safe bowl

microwave on high for 3.5 minutes

serve & enjoy

also remember your tortilla chips!

[JambaIaya]

By the way don't really do that.

[rachelraye]

At 7/2/09 10:11 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 7/2/09 09:53 PM, poxpower wrote: What's the best coconut shrimp recipe?

that recipe sounds frickin amazing -drool-

i love making gimbop >.>
its the korean form of sushi but cooked >.>
(im half korean :D)
its jasmine rice,sometimes cooked with sesame oil, pickled radish, bulgolgi slices(like marinated beef strips) cucumber and kimchi :D
yumm

[JambaIaya]

At 7/2/09 11:48 PM, rachelraye wrote: (im half korean :D)

communist

[Fleshlight]

there's already an NG club

[magnet202]

wow... u guys gave me WAAAY more than i expected. thanks so, so much and all thanx to you guys, i will never be stuck with nothing to cook again. a lot of unique (and sometimes questionable) recipes. LOL turdburgar.

[magnet202]

chalupas, tacos, quesadillas, u'd be surprised

[NightMaer]

There are these new things called cook-books, they are full of all sorts of recipes. You should give them a try.

Also, severed dick is delicious with dried semen stains on it.

[citricsquid]

At 7/2/09 09:52 PM, Jamoke wrote: 9 years experience in the kitchen

at kfc amirite?

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[tehconcept]

butter toast

[EmoPinata]

misleading title is misleading.

[iamgrimreaper]

Haha, you there, you want to cook?
You should have took,
that chance to go to chef school.
But instead you just drooled,
like a little fool.

:D

[Munzy]

make egg ham cheese and onion breakfast burritos