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nintendo virtual boy controller

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I'd also like to mention the Steel Battalion controller for the game Steel Battalion on the original XBOX,the motherfucker has 40 buttons!

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Forgot pic,oops. =|

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The power glove salutes.

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At 7/3/09 05:06 PM, Molotov wrote: I'd also like to mention the Steel Battalion controller for the game Steel Battalion on the original XBOX,the motherfucker has 40 buttons!

shame it sucks so bad, cos It looks fucking BADASS.


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At 7/3/09 05:07 PM, Molotov wrote: Forgot pic,oops. =|

Wow.. Looks awesome.

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At 7/3/09 12:23 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:
At 7/3/09 10:26 AM, Deadly-Shadow wrote:
At 7/3/09 10:24 AM, TehreTard wrote: The 360 controller.

No need to explain the fail about it.
Holy shit, someone other than me hates it too!
He's trolling.

Shut up faggot, I'm not.

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The 360 controller; It's an ugly pile of different colored buttons, it's retarded.

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The Atari 5200 trackball controller. No question.

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What about this monstrosity? Apparently Atari tried to blend the awkwardness of the 5200 with the brilliance of the Mega Drive. The result is less than aesthetically pleasing.
Behold, the Jaguar controller.

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Honorable mention goes to the Virtual Boy. I used to have one of these and damn was it badly designed. It would have been more comfortable used as a double ended dildo.

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I hated the original xbox controller, took me awhile to get used to it

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what was the one with the analog stick that was labld "c". the analog stick was yellow, i don't know the name.


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When I was young I could pick up any controller and be really freaking good with it...
I do however hate the nunchuk.. for the wiimote... Just gross if you ask me. The classic controllers feel sexy though.


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At 7/2/09 09:06 PM, tobi0 wrote: In your opinion, what is the most frustrating,confusing, and hard to use controller in history?

one with spikes on it

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I hated the genesis controller.

It's not shaped to be held, and it's too big to not matter like the NES controller


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At 7/3/09 10:26 AM, Deadly-Shadow wrote:
At 7/3/09 10:24 AM, TehreTard wrote: The 360 controller.

No need to explain the fail about it.
Holy shit, someone other than me hates it too!

OMFG. ME TOO!!! Understanders! The main problem I have with it is the uneven distribution of buttons. PS3 controller is easy to hold.


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At 7/2/09 10:33 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Oh wow, aren't you quick at making assumptions. You may find this hard to believe, but some people actually knew about this stuff before seeing it on AVGN. We all aren't fucking morons like you.

You can't really blame Blaze for making said assumptions. Hell even I did, I mean you worded just about the same way. However we can't really base anything on that at all, no evidence, so Blaze made a useless post trying to look bad-ass, but then again like I said, you can't really blame him.

As for you calling Blaze a moron? Well are we hypocritical in assuming the assumer.


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At 7/3/09 06:52 AM, sonicfeet1 wrote:
At 7/2/09 09:33 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: Also worst controller is the generic N64 controller
Sticky buttons, uncomfortable, awkward handling and a painful joystick!
I had one in red...
That is not a bad controller.

You just can't get used to it.

The one in the picture certainly is. I got some third party model that looked just like that in gold. It was not the same as the one that came with my system. The joystick was much too stiff and the handles sucked too. No one wanted to use that controller at all. I bought the n64 controllers by Nintendo afterward to replace it since no one wanted to play a game using that piece of shit.

The only other controller that compares is the bulky version of the xbox controller. It is just to big for people to use whoever designed it must have intended it for giants. I have big hands and i can't even get over how awkward it feels to use.

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You people are sick and wrong. Quit complaining about the damn gamecube and N64, it's not their fault ur chunky fingers make it hard to use them; I personally think they were awesome at the time.

Besides, I think it's fair to say that the worst controllers are:
. CD-i remote - it made their games even worse
. Jaguar - how the heck are u suppose to handle that beast? (pic below)
. Atari 5200 - as the Nerd clearly showed, they're pathetic.
. Original Xbox - it put me off buying, i went round my friends to play can't-remeber-which-game and finding it a real pain in the ass (not gay)

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Any THIRD PARTY rendition of the PS2/Gamecube controller.

Seriously. They break in a couple of weeks and are poor imitations of the original.

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At 7/19/09 06:19 AM, MasterBalls wrote: Any THIRD PARTY rendition of the PS2/Gamecube controller.

I agree with this.

Also, any of those 3rd part Xbox Mini controllers. If you thought it was hard to hold the big controller, then you haven't played with these. I have little hands and I couldn't even use the mini one.

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At 7/3/09 06:45 AM, FistyMcBeefPunch wrote: Definitely Sega Genesis. It was too thin, akwardly shaped, had sticky buttons, and a horrible button layout

fail troll is fail

anyway: Atari Jaguar, this is a horrible, HORRIBLE, contraption.

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i deem it failboard

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The X-Box controlles is just too big why cant it be small and conviniently packaged like ps3 and i know i sound fanboyish but its true.

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At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, dellsouth wrote: GameCube Controller

What the fuck is wrong with it?

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That I have ever gotten my hands on? The Xbox and the 360 controller, they are just terrible.

Again, personal opinions.

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The original Xbox controller, my goodness.

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Not to mention NES remotes, far too big.

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