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At 7/2/09 07:11 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 7/2/09 06:54 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "No."

That's all you need, then when she starts trying to ask about it just repeat yourself "no".

This probably works better, and is much easier than what the OP suggests.

Just. Say. NO!

Jeeezus Chhrrrist!

At 7/2/09 07:30 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 7/2/09 07:19 PM, BrockManson wrote: Tell her that you love her, then when she opens her mouth in shock or to respond, ejaculate into it.

That'll shut her up.

Sorry I'm not that quick. Silly virgin.

A scathing comment coming from the chap who quoted from a shit film in order to look impressive in front of his peers at some girl's expense. Acne-ridden generic adolescent.

At 7/2/09 07:37 PM, BrockManson wrote: A scathing comment coming from the chap who quoted from a shit film in order to look impressive in front of his peers at some girl's expense. Acne-ridden generic adolescent.

I suggest you read the whole thread. Silly virgin.

I don't watch bad movies. Looks like you did see it, so not my fault if you're a silly virgin, blame yourself. And your acne problems don't concern me. Myself I have a pretty skin.

At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."

I take it this wouldn't work on the opposite sex.

At 7/2/09 07:43 PM, wtfyourface wrote:

At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."

I take it this wouldn't work on the opposite sex.

I used it on a girl... But I also used it on guys. Always funny situations.

At 7/2/09 07:43 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I take it this wouldn't work on the opposite sex.

Silly virgin.

Say "I love you" then shel just shut the fuck up, oh and enjoy the next 1 hour

At 7/2/09 06:43 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 7/2/09 06:42 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Bitch get back to the kitchen.

I overused that one.

"Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch!".

Yep, did it too many times I don't find it funny anymore.

"Get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!"
there i fixed it for you.

I've used that before but instead of saying "before I fuck it" I say "before I stick my dick in it" it seemed to work, But now I just go "hey, shut the fuck up." it shocks them and shuts them up

At 7/2/09 07:56 PM, Officer wrote:

At 7/2/09 07:43 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I take it this wouldn't work on the opposite sex.

Silly virgin.

Clearly.

Brb tappin' RoobyKillAll.

A nice hard right hook

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

I wouldn't say anything.

I'd kill her in her sleep. Best way to shut her up. FOREVER.

I just like distracing them like "i see your nipple" then walk away

At 7/2/09 06:46 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: Nice
i think she was just amazed and turned on with how awesome you are and couldn't decide if this opportunity was really presenting itself to her. So while she soaked in her own juices she undressed you with her eyes and simply forgot to say something to make her dreams come true.
You sly devil you.

What was that? Couldn't hear you.

If my man used that line on me

I would just drop on my knees

Assume position.

You could always just ask her politely to stop talking.

At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I have this annoying ass friend. She talks all the time, blah blah blah blah.

Talks about how she met that guy in some club, talks about shit I don't care about. I was with other friends and we were all getting tired of hearing her talk like a god damn cat in heat.

So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."

She didn't say a word afterwards and looked at my kind of weird. All my friends started laughing.

There's a video I'd like to link to this. I'll find it eventually. You'll see how much relevance it has to your post and lyao.

While I always use the line...

"How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up!" I've always started using it since my dad was making fun of my brother. It was a good moment.

Bitch get back to pussy selin!

captain james t. kirk. lol this owns.

The moral of this story is that smoking is bad.

mmmmkay

Woman! Make me some FUCKING Turkey dinosaurs! And No! Don't give me any of that "hows your day been" bull shit. I shouldn't have to wait for my meal when I come home from work, nor should I have to find out that the phone bill is as big as your ass, yes, I said, you're fat! I only say you look great so you shut the fuck up for at least 5 minutes, no matter how many salads you shove your fat face into you will not become thin. What's worse is that I have to put up with the constant moaning of a child that isn't even mine. And don't pull that, "I haven't been on the phone" shit, because I know damn well you have, why? BECAUSE THE PHONES ALWAYS FUCKING WARM! All you are is a house wife! Nothing more, nothing less, you cook, clean and suck my dick from time to time, but do you work? No! But fuck me side ways, you do a fucking good job at spending money that wasn't yours to begin with.

-END-

At 7/3/09 09:56 AM, Calcium91 wrote: some shit about turkey dinosaurs and other shit.

aw snap, bitchez an hoez. nice tho.

sorry for doubble post, but i had to. CUNT PUNT!

At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."

She didn't say a word afterwards and looked at my kind of weird. All my friends started laughing.

It might work, but I wonder if you're still friends afterwards.

You might as well say "Hey ugly fat cunt. Go kill yourself so we never have to here your fucking life stories again!"
It's a sure way to shut a friend up, but you're sure to have fucked up any kind of friendship you have left.

Punch her in the tit and walk away as if there is an explosion behind you and you're too cool to look back.

"Iron my shirt Bitch!"

Really? Do you really find that witty? It seems you just substituted to swearing which would make anyone shut up if it happened randomly.

This would work on anyone. Pussy in mouth, dick in mouth, ass in mouth. It doesn't matter. As long as something is going into someone's mouth, the person will shut the hell up.

At 7/3/09 10:59 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: This would work on anyone. Pussy in mouth, dick in mouth, ass in mouth. It doesn't matter. As long as something is going into someone's mouth, the person will shut the hell up.

what about my foot op their ass?