So I have this annoying ass friend. She talks all the time, blah blah blah blah.
Talks about how she met that guy in some club, talks about shit I don't care about. I was with other friends and we were all getting tired of hearing her talk like a god damn cat in heat.
So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."
She didn't say a word afterwards and looked at my kind of weird. All my friends started laughing.
Big smile, I turn around and go light a cigarette.
Try that line, it works every time.
Warning: Do not use on your mother, sister, grandmother, aunt, daughter, cousin, police officer, teacher, psychologist. Might earn you a slap in the face.
It depends on the type of girl also. You're lucky because she can tolerate that.
Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
What's your fastest reaction time?
-[Audiosurf Club]-
At 7/2/09 06:42 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Bitch get back to the kitchen.
I overused that one.
"Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch!".
Yep, did it too many times I don't find it funny anymore.
Haha i think i'll use that on some of my friends.
.
Hehe, I've been using that line more than is appropriate, too.
Zach and Miri Make a Porno, right?
LOL, um, thank you, very useful.
At 7/2/09 06:44 PM, MonkeyV wrote:Zach and Miri Make a Porno, right?
Negative, never seen that movie. I thought I was original and made that up.
:D <3
At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."
Nice
i think she was just amazed and turned on with how awesome you are and couldn't decide if this opportunity was really presenting itself to her. So while she soaked in her own juices she undressed you with her eyes and simply forgot to say something to make her dreams come true.
You sly devil you.
It wouldn't work if the girl is fat, disgusting and would do anything for a penis.
My signature was old so I changed it.
At 7/2/09 06:45 PM, FBIpolux wrote:At 7/2/09 06:44 PM, MonkeyV wrote:Negative, never seen that movie. I thought I was original and made that up.Zach and Miri Make a Porno, right?
I guess the movie producers got the line from you then.
Say something like " Ha ha ha a woman trying to be interesting that's cute!"
Works every time.
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At 7/2/09 06:46 PM, Proottalfain wrote: It wouldn't work if the girl is fat, disgusting and would do anything for a penis.
Hhahahahahaha. I wouldn't dare, don't worry :P
At 7/2/09 06:47 PM, MonkeyV wrote: I guess the movie producers got the line from you then.
My sarcasm meter is vibrating :(
"No."
That's all you need, then when she starts trying to ask about it just repeat yourself "no".
This too will pass.
Memento mori
When ever I what someone to shut up, I tell them I have gas, ten they all run away from me :(
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”
I feel if I said that to the girl I know that can't shut her mouth..I would be dead, but thanks for the help.
WHO THE HELL SHOVED THAT UP ME?
Hey. My Gamertag is HWDOG35. Message me if you wanna play Left 4 Dead sometime. Say your from Newgrounds.
K.O. her, and then brag about how you Perfected her.
At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."
She didn't say a word afterwards and looked at my kind of weird. All my friends started laughing.
Big smile, I turn around and go light a cigarette.
Now if only she took you to the bathroom and let you do it...
For the win.
At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: police officer. Might earn you a slap in the face.
Or a nightstick up yo ass.
also;
Repeat after me, "Hey look it is someone who actually gives a f***." Tested and if it doesn't work while they look away you can leave.
At 7/2/09 06:54 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "No."
That's all you need, then when she starts trying to ask about it just repeat yourself "no".
This probably works better, and is much easier than what the OP suggests.
I once went "Shut up fatty ugly people aren't allowed to talk" when some moron kept talking, and when he opened his mouth I went "Shh!" and waved my finger at him. It worked.
At 7/2/09 06:42 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Bitch get back to the kitchen.
I was thinking the same thing but I didn't want to be sexist so I decided not to say it.
And I think that was kinda mean of you, but hey, maybe she's more annoying than I think.
At 7/2/09 07:08 PM, Fleek wrote: man youre the most badass guy alive especially with that super cool-guy cigarette move
If only I could grow a beard and get a tan. And quit smoking. Oh well.
"some bitch talked to me so i whipped my dick out and killed her entire family with my dick out"
lol, Newgrounds overdose.
Tell her that you love her, then when she opens her mouth in shock or to respond, ejaculate into it.
That'll shut her up.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 7/2/09 07:19 PM, BrockManson wrote: Tell her that you love her, then when she opens her mouth in shock or to respond, ejaculate into it.
That'll shut her up.
Sorry I'm not that quick. Silly virgin.
At 7/2/09 07:11 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:At 7/2/09 06:54 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "No."This probably works better, and is much easier than what the OP suggests.
That's all you need, then when she starts trying to ask about it just repeat yourself "no".
Just. Say. NO!
Jeeezus Chhrrrist!
This too will pass.
Memento mori
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