Hey! I would like you all to take a break from spamming the bbs and listen to this opportunity!
I am but a lowly man on the run from the police. I have been unjustly accused of drug-peddling without evidence. However, I decline to turn myself in or allow myself to be brought in because of the fact that I know I won't last a day in jail were I to be also unjustly convicted. As a result, I plan to leave the country.
However, the federal warrants will most likely prevent me from even getting close to doing so. This is where you come in......
To cut it short, I need your identity for a bit. It must be a male over 25. I just need it long enough to get to the airport. I also need to transfer some money into your banking account. See, the authorities have been working to freeze all of my bank accounts, which would leave me in a jam.
Now I know you're wondering "Why should I do all that? We all know how popular scams like this are." The answer is simple: because the reward is too great to pass up. Whoever's identity I choose will recieve upwards of 10 million for the help. I know you can't pass that up.
So are you willing to help me out, at no harm to and little work for you, all for 10 million? If you're interested, contact me at the obvious place. Remember, this will be in high demand, so contact me as soon as possible!