Work at a carwash!?

[Echo-Konosko]

My dads making me work at his friends carwash from 6:30 in the morning untill 7:00 at night to learn about responsibility. Is there anything i should know before i go tomorrow.

p.s. im a guy, no sexy titjobs for the car

[bgraybr]

At 7/1/09 10:05 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: p.s. im a guy, no sexy titjobs for the car

I predict gay jokes...

Seriously though, washing cars isn't that hard- you rinse it, put soap on it, scrub it, rinse again, then dry, wax, vacuum or whatever.

[ZakBaldwin]

Don't forget a condom, in case things start to get dirty.

[milinko959]

Know that if you are under 18 and living in the US (says you are 17 in profile) that it is illegal for your employer to make you work more than 8 hours in one day. So you can tell him to fuck off or you will get the government on him. Tell him to learn responsibility to treat his employees fairly and lawfully.

[Krbyfan1]

At 7/1/09 10:05 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: My dads making me work at his friends carwash from 6:30 in the morning untill 7:00 at night to learn about responsibility. Is there anything i should know before i go tomorrow.

p.s. im a guy, no sexy titjobs for the car

Make sure you get paid above minimum wage and take a 30 minute break after 7 hours.

[saqwert]

At 7/1/09 10:05 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote:

p.s. im a guy, no sexy titjobs for the car

But that's how you get bigger tips. Wear a bra and short shorts.

[biohasard]

Bring an ipod, Or something to keep you entertained. You will get bored Very fast, Also work hard don't half ass it, Or play the role of a pissy teenager. You will wind up getting more money that way, And with more money you can buy more shit from the Newgrounds store!

Also can you float me a couple of hundred dollars... You see I borrowed some money from this du- Wait, It's probably not best to get into that right now.

[jinxworld70]

Well, you're gonna need a sledgehammer, some spraypaint, a live turkey, and a whoooolllleee lotta lime.

[jinxworld70]

At 7/1/09 10:12 PM, milinko959 wrote: Know that if you are under 18 and living in the US (says you are 17 in profile) that it is illegal for your employer to make you work more than 8 hours in one day. So you can tell him to fuck off or you will get the government on him. Tell him to learn responsibility to treat his employees fairly and lawfully.

hell yes.

powah to the pepole.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Wear short shorts and a muscle shirt and secks up the car you're washing, you'll get more tips and maybe some digits.

[Echo-Konosko]

Would it be wierd if i smiled the whole time i was washing cars?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 7/1/09 10:22 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: Would it be wierd if i smiled the whole time i was washing cars?

No, that'd be wrong, you're the bad boy carwasher. You're from the wrong side of the tracks and you wash vehicles for charity because you were arrested for a drug bust. Don't even look at your customers until they say your name, then curl your upper lip and give them a kinky growl.

[Ptcfast]

Do a moob wash

[Ecliptic]

At 7/1/09 10:22 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: Would it be wierd if i smiled the whole time i was washing cars?

no, that would be creepy!
just remember to always look behind you, to see whos looking at you!

check for pedophiles!

[FXcorporation]

always use protection

[CowGoMoo]

all you need to know is the words to the song.