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Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:24 PM Reply

wtf? car fucking

lol.....

how an you fuck a car? wtf?


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 06:24 PM, SickDeathFiend wrote: how an you fuck a car? wtf?

with your penis

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:27 PM Reply

Another Classic Courtesy of the DoucheBags who Made Youtube.


"They might forget what you said, but never how you made them feel"

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:29 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 06:25 PM, doberman7 wrote:
At 7/1/09 06:24 PM, SickDeathFiend wrote: how an you fuck a car? wtf?
with your penis

Agreed.
with your penis.


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:31 PM Reply

Oh woah!


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:32 PM Reply

STICK IT IN THE TAILPIPE!!!
oh wait...
XD


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:32 PM Reply

That's intense!


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:32 PM Reply

DAMN! That is one of the strangest fetishes i've ever heard of!what has the world come to?


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:32 PM Reply

Once again, humans beings prove that they indeed have no time for limitations. Just go fuck a car, genius.

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:35 PM Reply

RARWRAWRGW¬!

Fucking Viacom

Sexing a car?


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:35 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 06:32 PM, lawlmaster wrote: DAMN! That is one of the strangest fetishes i've ever heard of!what has the world come to?

I once heard of a guy who fucked his vacuum cleaner...but it had blades on the inside that chopped his dick off.

I wonder if it was worth it...

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:38 PM Reply

Or you can stick a pipe in your vagina

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:41 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 06:38 PM, squadus2 wrote: Or you can stick a pipe in your vagina

oo sounds fun i will have to try this.........o wait

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Psssshhht... Like YOU haven't done this, SDF....


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:46 PM Reply

Aw, I was expecting a thread about telling weather a car is for a guy or girl...


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:55 PM Reply

I'm filing a rape charge, those bastards will pay!


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:57 PM Reply

:I Wrote A Song About this!
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your wheel and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the concrete shroud
The road is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the gas prices fly
Our tailpipes touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our hoods first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
VROOM in my ear, cuz you want some more
And I

Jizz in my car

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you drive
And now I

Jizz in my car

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a lexis
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my pelvis
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the gas station
buy things alone now, mostly food rations
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The parking lot and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her lights said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she revved it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "premium or plus?"
And I

Jizzed in my car

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my car

To be fair you were drifting a lot
Plus the way you shift gears got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
checked the garage, and then I-

Jizzed in my car

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
and I

Jizz in my car

The next day my car alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my pants

Open the convertable top and a breeze rolls in and I

Jizz in my car

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

Jizzed in my car

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed... in... my car

Jizzed... in... my car

I jizz right in my car every time you're next to me
And when we're drivin by, it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I...

Jizz... in... car
(I jizz in my car, I jizz in my car
yes I jizz in my car, yes I jizz in my car)
Yes I jizz... in... my car
(I jizz in my car, I jizz in my car)

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:59 PM Reply

The next day my car alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my car

fixed!

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 06:24 PM, SickDeathFiend wrote: how an you fuck a car? wtf?

you have to go 68 miles an hour, 69 and you've to turn around.

Also, use the cluch to ride your hotrod it smooth rought tunnels.


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:20 PM Reply

If you're a guy drill a few holes into it, if you are a chick stick the exhaust pipe in your vagina (preferably while the car is on) also, post videos of it on the intvernet

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:32 PM Reply

That's... weird. At least they're not fucking animals, I suppose.

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:43 PM Reply

I think we can all agree we have tried that at some time or another... That was a shameful day.


Biohasard, Staying neutral since 2009!

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:51 PM Reply

stick shift+vag=sex
ignition+penis=sex


PLEEZ STEEL MY SIGNICHUR

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:17 PM Reply

"But my exhaust comes out of there!"

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:19 PM Reply

Thats a weird attraction he got there...but I guess people will be people..


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 07:32 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: That's... weird. At least they're not fucking animals, I suppose.

Dude was beyond creepy. If I ever saw him near my car, I'd chase him away with a gun.


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:54 PM Reply

So thats how optimus prime was born................


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Penis in the tailpipe, duh!

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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 09:31 PM Reply

I showed this to my mum.


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Response to Sexing a car? Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 09:47 PM Reply

this goves car sex a whole new meaning


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