Biting inside of cheek/tongue..WAT

[RKthrilla]

PROVING EVOLUTIONISTS WRONG

Not really, just a question

Why haven't we EVOLVED to where we don't bite our tongue or inside of our cheek?

I bite the inside of my cheek like once a week, you would think after so many years we would have EVOLVED to where biting our tongue on accident would be near impossible.

Fuck evolution.

[Dry-Ice]

At 7/1/09 10:16 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I bite the inside of my cheek like once a week, you would think after so many years we would have EVOLVED to where biting our tongue on accident would be near impossible.

LEGS SUCK, WE SHOULD HAVE EVOLVED PAST THE POINT WHERE WE CAN FALL DOWN.

Maybe your body just hates you, no one else ever bites their tongue or cheek :o

[Jonners]

You're one of evolutions experiments gone wrong, I almost never bite my tounge / inner cheek unles its on purpose.

[RKthrilla]

At 7/1/09 10:18 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Anyway.. What gets me more is bellybuttons. I know they are to do with the whole umbilical cord but they are useless and gross, just nasty. WE MUST EVOLVE MORE.

Exactly, belly buttons were used like? 9 months of our lives? Why should I have to go another 20-30 more years with such a disgusting little hole on my stomach.

[platypuspwn]

Not long ago I bit my cheek so hard meat came off. I hate biting them.

[cast]

Accidentally biting my tongue or cheek walls once every few years sure beats walking around as some three fingered croc headed mother fucker.

[Reckon]

I hate biting my tongue, but every night when I'm sleeping I seem to unconsciously bite my cheek. My left cheek to be precise.

[DonDuDonDon]

Apparently Dara O'Briain thinks that that same issue disproves the existence of God (around 4:08 or so)

[rockyace42]

ummmm.... whats up with this?

[ughanation]

At 7/1/09 10:18 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 7/1/09 10:16 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I bite the inside of my cheek like once a week, you would think after so many years we would have EVOLVED to where biting our tongue on accident would be near impossible.

LEGS SUCK, WE SHOULD HAVE EVOLVED PAST THE POINT WHERE WE CAN FALL DOWN.

Maybe your body just hates you, no one else ever bites their tongue or cheek :o

It's a bad habit but sometimes a munch on my cheek and I bite my tongue every once in a while

[TobascoSauce]

I was thinking of something similar after walking home from school today with no shoes, I was wondering if we used to walk bare footed all the time (like 5000 years ago) why the fuck does it hurt to stand on glass?

I want hobbit feet.

[SymbolCymbal]

its called not being a chubby tubby bastard.. HA
fat people have more cheek and it gets in the way of their teeth.

get skinny

[HecticCircleCrap]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE STILL EXIST EVOLUTION SHOULD HAVE KILLED US OFF FUCK EVOLUTION
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE STILL EXIST INTEL. DESIGN SHOULD HAVE KILLED US OFF FUCK INTEL. DESIGN

No. Just because you bite your tongue or inside of cheek leaving nasty mark doesn't mean you should bitch about it.

[Sinitech]

At 7/1/09 10:16 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I bite the inside of my cheek like once a week, you would think after so many years we would have EVOLVED to where biting our tongue on accident would be near impossible.

People born with mental defects don't count.

[pizza4ever]

and how do you suppose we evolve to fix this....

[spiderleet]

Well if you put it that way...

FUCK EVOLUTION, I DONT HAVE TEH NIGHT VISION SO I WONT TRIP IN DARKNESS!

[Wyde]

At 7/1/09 10:16 AM, RKthrilla wrote: Why haven't we EVOLVED to where we don't bite our tongue or inside of our cheek?

I'm going to offer the same explanation I use to explain why the appendix still exists: It doesn't kill us. From what I understand, the theory of evolution states that - over a very, very long period of time - behaviours that prevent us from getting the point of mating (i.e. making us very dead before puberty) are slowly ruled out. Perhaps a good example is the giraffe's long neck, in which those with short enough necks could not reach vegetation in order to survive. I don't remember the last time biting your tongue prevented you from making babies for the rest of your life.