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Posted at: 7/1/09 07:22 AM
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I read the masturbation story topic and someone said they jack off a lot and they have a curve to the left on their penis. I have had some thing like that since 5th or 6th grade though, and thats when I started, but this is why it happens? How the fuck does jacking off change your penises angle of direction? It is too buff to be altered like that semi permanently.
Posted at: 7/1/09 07:25 AM
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No penis is buff enough to withstand the hands of its owner.
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Posted at: 7/1/09 07:31 AM
So you are implying that I have some friend/prostitute that hand/blow jobs/rapes my dick?
Posted at: 7/1/09 07:32 AM
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Or you could just have a naturally curved dick.
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Posted at: 7/1/09 07:33 AM
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Are you left handed?
Mine used to veer slightly to the left but I just loosened my grip a bit a it returned to normal after a few weeks.
Posted at: 7/1/09 07:34 AM
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It's normal for a penis to be slightly off-centre. Stop worrying about it and go look up a puberty book.
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No I'm right handed, and I don't remember having it curved before 6th grade. Need to do more cock pushups to get more buff and stop this treachery from occurring.
Posted at: 7/1/09 07:56 AM
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Posted at: 7/1/09 08:07 AM
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At 7/1/09 07:34 AM, FlyingBook wrote: No I'm right handed, and I don't remember having it curved before 6th grade. Need to do more cock pushups to get more buff and stop this treachery from occurring.
yeah... you can't train your cock like you can your other muscles. You'll end up screwing somthing up, then you'll come here and bitch about it.
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Posted at: 7/1/09 03:11 PM
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Yeah, it happens. So you can either stop masturbating while you're ahead, or live with it, it's not that bad really. Looks just like a normal penis, and you can't even tell unless you analyze carefully.
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Posted at: 7/1/09 03:14 PM
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At 7/1/09 07:22 AM, FlyingBook wrote: I read the masturbation story topic and someone said they jack off a lot and they have a curve to the left on their penis. I have had some thing like that since...
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