My masturbation story

[Obsessed117]

So about 15 minutes ago I was happily masturbating. I was watching some porn(using a streaming site) while doing it and stumbled upon some kinky shit. Some guy had his balls tied up and was fucking a chick so I tied a nylon rope around my cock and balls to see how it felt. I actually thought it felt pretty good...no wonder those guys willingly do BDSM. So I start jerking off to my usual batch of porn when I thought it would be nice to tie something right below my glans so it would feel good. I did that and I was right again...it felt pretty nice.

So there I am jerking off to some freaky porn with my balls tied from threads coming of a sleeping bag I have in my closet. I hear a creak of my door. I turn around...and my mom's face is looking through the crack for a split second and then the door closes.

To make a long story short I lost my boner. And yeah...im a sick bastard O.o. And yes, the first thing I did was type on NG, so what should I do? I haven't talked to my mom or anything.

[Me-Patch]

Did you at least learn anything?

[Proottalfain]

Touch It, you know you want to

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

Cover your tracks!

erase history and any other things that like you to the porn sites

do nothing, tomorrow your having a very awkward breakfast

next time lock the door

[Obsessed117]

At 7/1/09 02:23 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Did you at least learn anything?

No...usually past 11 o clock is a safe time :(

Touch It, you know you want to

If you're referring to my sig, I did. If you're referring to my penis...I can't get it hard again no matter how hard I try. I think I contracted ED from that lol

[BrainlessDan]

Well there is no other way around it, you must kill yourself.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

Be blunt with your mom. Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Then say to your mother. "Well, you caught me. Please knock from now on."

[masterguy-1243]

It'd have been funnier if your mom broke the door in with an axe and screamed, "HERE'S MOMMY!".

I'm sorry, I had to. That's what came to min...came.

[Otto]

You may have broken your penis entirely with the cord from shock, I hope you're happy.

[Proottalfain]

At 7/1/09 02:28 AM, Otto wrote: You may have broken your penis entirely with the cord from shock, I hope you're happy.

Yeah I was expecting he'd say he got up real quick and his balls stayed there.

[biohasard]

At 7/1/09 02:27 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Be blunt with your mom. Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Then say to your mother. "Well, you caught me. Please knock from now on."

Yeah do this...
Make her feel bad about invading your privacy. Don't mention anything about tying up your cock and balls while masturbating.

[Obsessed117]

At 7/1/09 02:27 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Be blunt with your mom. Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Then say to your mother. "Well, you caught me. Please knock from now on."

Im pretty sure it was also disturbing for her so she will knock without me asking. The only thing that really bothers me is if she saw my cock with threads tied around it...

I hope she doesn't think im into sick bondage O.o

[KidneyThief]

At 7/1/09 02:27 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Be blunt with your mom. Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Then say to your mother. "Well, you caught me. Please knock from now on."

Honestly that might actually be the best decision.

[IceFireMudDragon]

Go to your mom, shove some money in her hands and say "You didn't fucking see anything, got it? Okay."

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

At 7/1/09 02:31 AM, KidneyThief wrote:

At 7/1/09 02:27 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Be blunt with your mom. Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Then say to your mother. "Well, you caught me. Please knock from now on."

Honestly that might actually be the best decision.

I agree, you should do that, be honest.

[reviewer2]

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My masturbation story (175 views %u2022 14 replies)

[Obsessed117]

Come to think of it...the irony of making this thread is sickening

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1076 865/2

At 7/1/09 01:31 AM, Obsessed117 wrote: Thanks for making this topic. I was looking for a way to kill my boner <__<

;_; I was getting ready to jerk it when I posted that.

[SoulPiker]

You should fap off to your mom.

[Estamel]

At 7/1/09 02:26 AM, Obsessed117 wrote:

At 7/1/09 02:23 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Did you at least learn anything?

No...usually past 11 o clock is a safe time :(

Touch It, you know you want to

If you're referring to my sig, I did. If you're referring to my penis...I can't get it hard again no matter how hard I try. I think I contracted ED from that lol

Unlucky, Looks like you have parents that like to see what you're doing every 30 seconds for the fear you are murdering someone.

[Obsessed117]

You should fap off to your mom.

I was waiting for this response...I was wonder what the hell was wrong with newgrounds until I saw your post. But this is a true story. And Im not leaving my room until midnight at least(2 minutes from now :P)

Unlucky, Looks like you have parents that like to see what you're doing every 30 seconds for the fear you are murdering someone.

Not really, this is the first time something like this has ever happened.

And for the reference, I can't lock the door because the lock has been broken for months.

[Screch]

Don't leave your room, cuz your mom might have saw your thing and she's probably fappying atm

[Sensationalism]

Who gives a fuck? She should know you're a teenage boy and doing that is natural. It may be a bit awkward, but I wouldn't be too worried. Not much different than knowing your parents are having sex. Well, maybe a bit less traumatising haha.

I'm glad I've never been walked in on.

[MexicanGun]

You're quite a sick motherfucker.

[slapjaw]

you suck

[Alpha-Critik]

At 7/1/09 04:41 AM, slapjaw wrote: you suck

NO. YOU SUCK.

Anyway... Your mom has the hots for you - she likes watching you masturbate.

She may be in legion with Ceiling Cat. Watch out for that. :C

[Goldfire64]

Consider yourself lucky she didn't then come in and want to talk about it. Talk about akward.
No that this happened to me... Ahem... Ya know it was a good friend.... of mine who....yeah...

[iscrulz]

Go to therapy to help cope with the shock of getting over it. I jack it to gay S&M porno with my sister and uncle on a weekly basis its our guilty pleasure.

[alfred-ashford-95]

You should have came on her RIGHT THEN AND THERE

Then posted pics Fap Fap Fap Fap

[Lorkas]

How the fuck can you not hear, nor feel, people spying on you?

[sammontague]

im pretty sure avry newgrounder has had this happen to them well not me...the nylon rope thing is a different story though lol