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At 6/30/09 01:51 PM, silentisdeath16 wrote:

At 6/30/09 01:43 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: HEY NEWGROUNDS I HAZ GF INTO VIOLENCE ASWELL.

haha thats horrible dude. Im not sure if any of the other newgrounds will know who tht is but thats some funny shit

I know I laughed.
Also,
my gf inadvertently switched bodies with a man who looks strangely like Rob Schneider.
Should I be worried. Pic for proof.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER HANDS. THOSE GODDAMN HANDS.

At 6/30/09 01:43 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: HEY NEWGROUNDS I HAZ GF INTO VIOLENCE ASWELL.

You wanna watch out for that one. If she suggests the two of you go for a drive my advice is to decline.

my girlfriend doesn't exist.

At 6/30/09 12:18 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: I like M&M's

That's the most imbecile joke evar ... But it made me lol haard!

She's a vampire?

Hang on a minute!!

Aren't girls supposed to have tits? I think there's something he's not telling us!

Is she sponsoring Pepsi? Or scat?

At 7/1/09 10:27 AM, Fruitbasket wrote: Is she sponsoring Pepsi? Or scat?

poopsi

ok so today me and my gf were makin out and kissin neck 'n' shit etc.
to be honest i like a bit of skin melting but today she literally transfered skin off of my neck
i didn't say anything and we made our business, but now i dont know if i should be scared.
is my gf gonna transplant me alive? what do you think ng?

heres a pic of her

At 7/1/09 10:37 AM, H-K-S wrote: is my gf gonna transplant me alive? what do you think ng?

heres a pic of her

I feel bad for laughing now, oh well...

Why does it look like there's a turd in the sink?

Just tell her not to bite you again...
Also, tell her she doesn't have to try so hard.
The skirt and zebra print combo never worked for anyone, ever.

At 6/30/09 12:35 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: She's into scat too from what I can see...

I was gonna make that image! Seriously, is she into Coprophilia?

At 6/30/09 12:13 PM, baked-bean wrote: is my gf gonna eat me alive?

Yeah, she's gonna eat you.

Of course not you idiot.

your dick will never be the same again..im kidding but your ass and nipples well..they will look like fucking cherries after she is finished with them

At 6/30/09 12:15 PM, Mulchings wrote: Pretty sure your 'gf' is male. I've heard females have tits.

lol lmao right now

just because she bites you really hard doesn't mean she into SM

ok so today me and my gf were makin out and kissin neck 'n' shit etc.
to be honest i like a biting but today she literally bit skin off of my neck
i didn't say anything and we made our business, but now i dont know if i should be scared.
is my gf gonna eat me alive? what do you think ng?

here is a pic of her

Shit just wear a turtleneck

At 7/1/09 12:43 PM, Spirosgod wrote: ok so today me and my gf were makin out and kissin neck 'n' shit etc.
to be honest i like a biting but today she literally bit skin off of my neck
i didn't say anything and we made our business, but now i dont know if i should be scared.
is my gf gonna eat me alive? what do you think ng?

here is a pic of her

Looks like someone already bit her skin off, she is probably getting her revenge. I warn you not to put your dick in that mouth! Also she looks a bit pale :D

FINE ILL BANG UR GF IM A ZOMBIE DOESNT MATTER LOL ILL EAT HER ORGANS U CAN HAVE HER BODY

At 7/1/09 12:43 PM, Spirosgod wrote: ok so today me and my gf were makin out and kissin neck 'n' shit etc.
to be honest i like a biting but today she literally bit skin off of my neck
i didn't say anything and we made our business, but now i dont know if i should be scared.
is my gf gonna eat me alive? what do you think ng?

here is a pic of her

why u have a pic of my momma

At 7/1/09 12:54 PM, ItalianZombie wrote: why u have a pic of my momma

I'll need to give the "don't act like your username" talk again...

At 7/1/09 12:55 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/1/09 12:54 PM, ItalianZombie wrote: why u have a pic of my momma

I'll need to give the "don't act like your username" talk again...

Im new haha explain haa

At 6/30/09 01:19 PM, baked-bean wrote:

At 6/30/09 12:47 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote:

At 6/30/09 12:44 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

Probably. What still hasn't been explained is why someone who claims to be 18 is with a 12 year old.

im 15 turning 16 and she is 15.
i never give my real age when i sign up for websites

Dude, you did that account with 18 years old to see porn, right? You don't need an account with 18 years old to see porn on newgrounds because newgrounds rule.

Poor baked-bean
He is a teen
Just like me
He loves to do pee
And other things more
He is going to a store
To buy a porn dvd
Just to see
(I think...)
There was a woman with a dress
And the colour of her dress is pink
And with pills in her hand to stop the stress
She said that she don't sell dvd's to young boys
So bakedbean sits in front of his pc
Thinking in that good dvd
I said for himself
If I don't see porn today
"I think will turn gay"
So he discovered newgrounds
And with his mouse wich weighs one thousend pounds
He create an account with 18 years old
Like 18 were the condoms that he sold
He searched for porn(y)
And becames HORNY!

Now I will never ever make fun of you because I am cool guy.

Ok so today I was looking at my GF and she literally absorbed my rays and grew. Is she going to absorb me to death?

Here is a pic of her.

At 6/30/09 02:35 PM, l0vemetal wrote:

here's a pic of her

hottest girl yet, hands down

At 7/1/09 01:01 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 6/30/09 02:35 PM, l0vemetal wrote:

here's a pic of her

hottest girl yet, hands down

Thats my sister

At 7/1/09 01:02 PM, ItalianZombie wrote:

At 7/1/09 01:01 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 6/30/09 02:35 PM, l0vemetal wrote:

here's a pic of her

hottest girl yet, hands down

Thats my sister

I'm questioning that statement good sir,

she's still hot...