Tom And Wade's Ng Religion

[TheBloodOfNG]

Tom and Wade are not Christian or Catholic, Jewish, Buddhist, Tao, or Scientologist. They are Newgroundists. Newgrounds is a religion created by Tom and Wade in fall 2008 during a vacation in Kingston, Jamaica. The two brothers created the religion to correspond with the elements all that is Newgrounds.

In their reigion, they believe that the universe was created by an omnipresent figure that is called "La Musak" or "La Musique" in some of their congregations at the Church of Newgrounds, which is a dormitory in rural upstate California. The actual campus of where the Church of Newgrounds is located is unknown. They hold congregations every Tuesday and Friday at the Church of Newgrounds due to their belief that Tuesday and Friday are the days La Musak or "La Musique" was born on and died on, respectively. The two Fulps believe La Musak or "La Musqiue" died after asphyxiation while attempting to enter a fourth dimension after repeating his name eight times and traveling via an asteroid belt.

The Church of Newgrounds has six members, including the two Fulps. Three of the other four members are related to the two Fulps by either blood or marriage; the other member is a devoted Newgrounds member who is considered "The Chosen One" by the two Fulps. In a small interview in Iceland, Wade Fulp revealed that the religion needed a member considered to be "The Chosen One."

This is all known about the Religion of Newgrounds and the Church of Newgrounds. All information was provided from various sources.

This is a massive religion. It may be good or bad, we need your opinion. And Tom and Wade, we'd like to know more about this religion if it's (okay).

[Excursius]

La Musak is also well known in NG as the Level 60. as nobody has ever achieved this milestone, but, I have taken a picture of La Musak that will be shown at the bottom of this page. tom and wade believe that musak is made entirely of gold and some say that the city of gold in from the Aztecs was made for La Musak as a throne, but the people of the world took this gold and angered La Musak this is doubted but not fully impractical, seeing as he is made entirely of gold, most think he would not mind it too much. more about this is yet to be discovered.
(the pic)

[speeling]

The bible Of Newgrounds is lost somewhere in the NG MAG, which is now gone forever. however, it is predicted that the new prophet/messiah/jebus will go into NG MAG, find the Newgroundist Bible and, AND, get the NG MAG back up too.

[Piss]

I FUCKING LOVE THESE THREADS SO DAMN MUCH. I LOVE YOU. I'M YOUR GREATEST FAN WHOEVER YOU ARE. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL ONE PERSON.

[KillerCRS]

I really hate you and your threads.

Stop.

[LDAF]

Guys. I am the chosen one.

[TheBloodOfNG]

At 6/29/09 10:58 PM, Excursius wrote: La Musak is also well known in NG as the Level 60. as nobody has ever achieved this milestone, but, I have taken a picture of La Musak that will be shown at the bottom of this page. tom and wade believe that musak is made entirely of gold and some say that the city of gold in from the Aztecs was made for La Musak as a throne, but the people of the world took this gold and angered La Musak this is doubted but not fully impractical, seeing as he is made entirely of gold, most think he would not mind it too much. more about this is yet to be discovered.
(the pic)

It's good you have found out further information about La Musak. He seems to have an Aztecian influence too, via rumors. The Level 60 always made me wonder if it had a connection with the Religion of Newgrounds.

Good job at cracking this information, Newgroundite.

[twosickminds]

Shut the fuck up dude, you sound like a total faggot, lolololol Newgrounds as a religion you're so funny man, seriously go fuck yourself you faggot brow some balls and stop fucking asain men.

[TheBloodOfNG]

At 6/29/09 11:20 PM, twosickminds wrote: Shut the fuck up dude, you sound like a total faggot, lolololol Newgrounds as a religion you're so funny man, seriously go fuck yourself you faggot brow some balls and stop fucking asain men.

You are from Oklahoma, a region that is disapproved of the Religion of Newgrounds. I'm sorry, you are being blocked by the Voice of Newgrounds.

Now, that's a different thing, Disirividon (one opposed to the Religion of Newgrounds). Now shoo, Disirividon.

[Ultor]

If I were to guess id say christian since most of the US is that or atheist. It would suprise me if they said Scientology

[TheBloodOfNG]

Dool Cudes is the name of their savior. Woah.

[black-father]

bleh.. who cares

[tiskewl]

At 6/29/09 10:50 PM, TheBloodOfNG wrote: The Church of Newgrounds has six members,
This is a massive religion.

Wait what?????

[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 6/30/09 07:25 AM, black-father wrote: bleh.. who cares

We should all care, the one they call black-father this is not just a website it is a belief, a way of life it is the only true way for one day newgrounds will take over the world and la musak will bring forth a holy light to purify the world of 4chan.

[GOTHCLAWZ]

And come 2012 the noobs will run Newgrounds and run it into the ground until there is no more.

[cutt]

Why do you people treat it as a cult? Newgrounds is a website, and a lot of you are forgetting that.

[Mawxter]

i appluad this thread. even though all you say is horse shit, well, you made it look very good.

[Jonners]

Why is it always the users with lower post counts that start threads about / admiring Tom and Wade Fulp?

[ixintro]

Fulpology.

I did that idea for the 2009 Sketchbook Tour.

[Skwurll]

La musak lives in Ng chat room

as soon as it is finished we can talk to him

[ughanation]

... I don't like where this is going. Just wait since you gave people the idea they'll start worshipping NG and they'll go to hell for it. Thanks for taking the innocent ones.