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Asking one out... I said "I don't like you-- I mean, shit, I really don't... FUCK! I'll ask you later."

My worst story with a woman?

When this girl I was talking to nicely commented how she didn't need someone nice right there and that I should leave her alone. So I say, "Fine, goodnight" and then she went on about how she never thought I could be such a bastard and how incredibly rude I was and how she was never going to talk to me again.

Turns out she was seriously PMS-ing at the time.

Overall, women are great though. Especially their vagina.

*cough cough girls is able to make kid cough*

"oh im sorry sir OH MY GOD YOUR A WOMAN"

sorry ma-am

At 6/29/09 06:07 AM, squirrelly20 wrote: not at all. you easily offended,sensitive much? i think so.

Oh wow, someone's hostile?

Get denied recently or something?

Thinking I was going to marry this chick who I really loved when she didn't give a fuck about me and wasting two years of my life on her but now she's constantly hitting on me and trying to ruin my life.

psycho ex girlfriends

At 6/29/09 06:16 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: A girl once threw up on me.

One got my shoe with puke.

It was probably one of the few times where I genuinely wanted to hit a girl for incompetence

This one was totally shitfaced and a mere acquaintance. I was escorting her out of the club and into a taxi because the group of friends she was with sort of made it clear that they didn't want to deal with it. Bastards. Anyway it was kind of funny, me standing there with this puking chick, the line of people going into the place all giving me sympathetic looks, hahaha. All I could do was shrug.

At 6/29/09 10:47 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Thinking I was going to marry this chick who I really loved when she didn't give a fuck about me and wasting two years of my life on her but now she's constantly hitting on me and trying to ruin my life.

psycho ex girlfriends

You know what the best kind of sex is? The psycho exgirlfriend desperately trying to get back with you kind of sex.

At 6/29/09 10:52 AM, Zerok wrote:

Anyway it was kind of funny, me standing there with this puking chick, the line of people going into the place all giving me sympathetic looks, hahaha. All I could do was shrug.

This happens too much, sometime it makes me wish I always also get shitfaced so I'm not technically responsible for anyone who is when I'm just buzzed.

At 6/29/09 10:55 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 6/29/09 10:47 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Thinking I was going to marry this chick who I really loved when she didn't give a fuck about me and wasting two years of my life on her but now she's constantly hitting on me and trying to ruin my life.

psycho ex girlfriends

You know what the best kind of sex is? The psycho exgirlfriend desperately trying to get back with you kind of sex.

That seems like the kind of sex where if you forget a condom, and you try to pull out, she wraps her legs around you so you can't and she screams, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!!!"

we need women!! without women, we won't have enough pleasure!

don't you want boobs??
don't you want vaginas?
don't you want a hairless ass??

or do you want a sweaty penis which may be shorter than yours?

I love how people will go "yeah men are totally retarded" ( even men ) and say how all the problems in the world are men's fault ( even men ) but then go "hey don't say a woman is a bitch! Something must be wrong with YOU since you're the guy!".

Here's my lesson: everyone except me is an idiot. Especially teenagers.

At 6/29/09 11:01 AM, black-father wrote: or do you want a sweaty penis which may be shorter than yours?

This is my greatest fear.

At 6/29/09 06:00 AM, squirrelly20 wrote: They are ridiculous. Yes I posted a thread about this. It is up so shut the fuck up bitching.

Wow, that's cool.

I know alot of NG users don't have any experience with these aliens called "women". I'm just curious what is your worst story with a girl?

Well, me being a general niceguy in "real-life" I have no problems with women... except for my sister who broke my brand new Hawaiian necklace :(

*sighs*

Men are just as bad as women

Oh no, I seem to have a vagina. D:

Hmm worst story with a girl... you know, that's a good question. I seriously don't think I've had ANY stories with girls at all. Reason: I'm a F*ckn loser.

At 6/29/09 11:01 AM, black-father wrote:
don't you want a hairless ass??

My girl has a hairy ass. :3

J/K of course...

At 6/29/09 11:02 AM, poxpower wrote: Here's my lesson: everyone except me is an idiot. Especially teenagers.

That would make the poxpower philosophy.
One day someone will erect a statue in your honour. Or a penis. Or both. :D

I think women are pretty damn great. Especially when comparing them to those assholes we call "men" and "boys".

why would u assume everyone on newgrounds is not good with "alies (wtf?)" ladies? I'm not braggin or anythin but I'm known to be abit of a ladies man lol but i still love newgrounds.

anyway, the worst story I had is when I went up to a girl when I was out clubbin once, and we was outside about to walk to the taxi and I saw some girl and I said I like your bag, and she said

"fuck off, and don't touch it, get away from me!"

and i was like wtf, why would u even say that? so I went what the fuck is your problem. and she started gettin cheeky so I was like fuck this, if this bitch wants to get rude she better know how to back it up, so i offered her out for a fight and started squaring up to her, and all her mates were like wtf are you doin startin on a girl? i was drunk but i didn't give a fuck, girls give way too much shit and don't expect to be taught a lesson!! they think they can get away with anythin cause of their gender, stick of that attitude!

anyway that is my worst story, she walked away pretty angry and scared lol

One of my ex-girlfriends slapped me in the face once, that hurt.

thats my worst experience with a woman, not very exciting

Why are you such a misogynist? Honestly, all men are fucking pigs, girls don't need men. I realised that when my first boyfriend only wanted to stick his cock in me.

I got into a knife fight with a hooker and ended up losing a testicle.

At 6/29/09 12:22 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: Why are you such a misogynist? Honestly, all men are fucking pigs, girls don't need men. I realised that when my first boyfriend only wanted to stick his cock in me.

Yeah, these people are called male whores. There are some people that aren't, but you've come to the wrong place.

At 6/29/09 12:22 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: my first boyfriend only wanted to stick his cock in me.

well duh!

Women arent that different to men REEEAAlly.

At 6/29/09 12:22 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: Why are you such a misogynist? Honestly, all men are fucking pigs, girls don't need men. I realised that when my first boyfriend only wanted to stick his cock in me.

stick his cock in me.

stick his cock in me.

And you say you're a 15 year old male...

...

Can't really say I've had any bad experiences with girls. I've been in two relationships, both of which were quite happy, but had to end because of distance and some other minor things. If I had to give you a bad experience, it would have to be this one big argument I had with one of them. It wasn't particularly fun, I'll tell you that.

Women are good

At 6/29/09 06:46 AM, ASKDodge wrote: Feminist bitching.

Women will turn, rape and utterly make you say something that you don't want to say. They will manipulate, trick and seduce you, only to get some money. I've had bad troubles with women.

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