Suicide

[OGHobbit]

What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?
Ideas anyone?

[icehulk34]

Living a full healthy and happy life and dying of natural causes is what the cool kids do when they commit suicide.

[Blackfang]

i wouldn't cause i think life is awesome and i want to live.

a gun?

[Porkchop]

At 6/29/09 01:52 AM, icehulk34 wrote: Living a full healthy and happy life and dying of natural causes is what the cool kids do when they commit suicide.

This man speaks wisdom. Hearken.

[danicos]

At 6/29/09 01:51 AM, OGHobbit wrote: What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?
Ideas anyone?

Top of my head.Causing A major car collision chain reaction,then teh booms!off the top of my head,of course!

[GiantDouche]

Killing myself on live TV. Or in a public, crowded place.

[danicos]

At 6/29/09 01:52 AM, icehulk34 wrote: Living a full healthy and happy life and dying of natural causes is what the cool kids do when they commit suicide.

lol.I'm doig that.Seems like a good way to go!

[yurgenburgen]

Going up to the top of a skyscraper with piano wire around your neck, glueing your hands to the side of your head, and leaping off. The wire will slice your head off and then when you hit the ground it'll look like you've pulled your own head off.

[RandomExploit]

Tying myself to many, many helium-filled balloons with explosive charges and bacon strips strapped to myself.

When I loom over a populated area, KABOOM!

[Skwurll]

What is up with all these suicide threads lately?

This is the third I've posted in this week...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1075 990

and

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1075 864

please, use the search bar

[OGHobbit]

At 6/29/09 02:01 AM, Skwurll wrote: What is up with all these suicide threads lately?

This is the third I've posted in this week...

lol technically one of those wasn't a suicide thread
it was a how do you wanna die thread
its a bit different

[Skwurll]

At 6/29/09 02:03 AM, OGHobbit wrote:

At 6/29/09 02:01 AM, Skwurll wrote: What is up with all these suicide threads lately?

This is the third I've posted in this week...

lol technically one of those wasn't a suicide thread
it was a how do you wanna die thread
its a bit different

Still, my point remains valid

[uzi47]

Cigarettes

[Kenshi]

Dying of old age, like everyone else says.

Or hitting your head during an airplane landing, and complaining you don't feel good to your wife, then going to bed.

[HappyLandFiLL]

First you want to start by getting a blog and make it extremely popular. Next once you have tons and tons of hits on this blog you're going to want to announce a video submission and tell everyone that it'll be your best one yet.

Proceed to go to the store and buy tons of canned beans and lots of bacon. Place your camera in your bathroom in front of your bathtub. Start streaming the video to your massive blog and say something like "even though this is a weird setting, trust me you'll love this". Cook up all the beans and bacon and then start to eat it all at once. Hook up an IV with the bacon grease to pour into your bloodstream. Be sure to keep that camera rolling!

Or you could just do like the first guy and said and live a nice long life since it really is worth living.

[eyeothestorm]

Go into the ghetto and yell "Nigra!!!"(You know what word I mean). It'd be awesome, for me at least. Oh yeah, assuming your white.

Which most of you losers are

[ScreamsToday]

At 6/29/09 01:51 AM, OGHobbit wrote: What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?
Ideas anyone?

Are you asking for ideas because you want to kill yourself? ..Hey, if you want to sit there dying in your self-inflicted perdition, be my guest.

[MultiCanimefan]

How the fuck do you kill yourself by NOT killing yourself, as some people have mentioned deaths that are not caused by you? Like...WHAT.

[Phobotech]

Well, if you had to do it, I'd opt for the "noble sacrifice" over any other retarded means of anti-life cowardice.

[TheCorpse]

You can't get any trim if you commit suicide, or for that matter talk to Mary. So....uh no to suicide. But to follow the thread I'd like to go out with my "utensil" probing a chicks chocolate starfish.

[Lost-Chances]

Who cares about cool? Get your father's gun and blow your brains out the back of your skull.

[Me-Patch]

At 6/29/09 02:34 AM, Phobotech wrote: Well, if you had to do it, I'd opt for the "noble sacrifice" over any other retarded means of anti-life cowardice.

Yeah, like hopping on a grenade or taking a bullet for the president.

[Brazilman]

BER + CAR=....YAY

[OneWordName]

Calling down a nuke, and then uncloak as it drops.

Oh wait, you aren't bad ass enough to be a ghost...

[SKS]

I'd kill myself by using a globe, cellphone, and grape juice.

[Paryl]

getting fucked to death by an uncircumsized 70 year old ex-con who has prostate cancer

[Zombified]

At 6/29/09 02:07 AM, uzi47 wrote: Cigarettes

Fucking zing. I'd have to agree shamefully, considering I'm a smoker as well.

[Reckon]

Employ yourself in a live kiddie show then kill yourself, that trauma would be awesome.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize there was a "cool" way to kill yourself.

[biohasard]

At 6/29/09 04:14 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: I'm sorry, I didn't realize there was a "cool" way to kill yourself.

Come on kill yourself...
It's what all the cool kids are doing.

Don't you wanna look coooooool?