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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:31 AM
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Not my penis! But kids in a sandbox, the horrid horrid video. and what does she do?
She laughed at me..and this was after she told me I didn't know what birth felt like until I had a baby come out my urethra...yeah fucked up convo, which ended in me on the floor in the fetal position crying!!
Discuss!
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:35 AM
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Wow, you're a pussy and a sick fuck. Show her your dick in a comedic fashion, like in a box.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:38 AM
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At 6/29/09 01:31 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote:
:and this was after she told me I didn't know what birth felt like until I had a baby come out my urethra
This is bullshit. Vaginas are designed to have babies coming out of them and stretch quite a lot to have a baby. Squeezing a baby out of your urethra is an massive overexaggeration. Giving birth is more like passing kidney stones for a man.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:41 AM
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At 6/29/09 01:38 AM, SomaGuye wrote: At 6/29/09 01:31 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: and this was after she told me I didn't know what birth felt like until I had a baby come out my urethraSqueezing a baby out of your urethra is an massive overexaggeration. Giving birth is more like passing kidney stones for a man.
At 6/29/09 01:31 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: and this was after she told me I didn't know what birth felt like until I had a baby come out my urethra
Try pissing this out.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:42 AM
Porkchop, mind telling me what the fuck that is?
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You are a fucking disgusting wussy. Grow up. Show her your dick in an impressive and humorous way. Might I suggest by placing it in a hotdog bun and covering it with ketchup?
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:43 AM
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At 6/29/09 01:31 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: Not my penis!
So what happened when you DID show her your penis?
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:44 AM
At 6/29/09 01:43 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: At 6/29/09 01:31 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: Not my penis!So what happened when you DID show her your penis?
I bet she laughed, then pulled out her own.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:46 AM
At 6/29/09 01:42 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: Porkchop, mind telling me what the fuck that is?
Kidney Stones, mah boi! Pissed out of some Indian fellow.
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:47 AM
At 6/29/09 01:42 AM, Hellian00 wrote: You are a fucking disgusting wussy. Grow up. Show her your dick in an impressive and humorous way. Might I suggest by placing it in a hotdog bun and covering it with ketchup?
Or you could... drill a hole in a stick of butter and stick it in there. You know, a stick of butter. I'm such a unfunny faggot at night time.
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:48 AM
How the fuck did the poor bugger survive?
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:49 AM
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At 6/29/09 01:46 AM, Porkchop wrote: Kidney Stones, mah boi! Pissed out of some Indian fellow.
not....possible
Also you are gigantic pussy bball
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:51 AM
At 6/29/09 01:49 AM, Fumbles wrote: At 6/29/09 01:46 AM, Porkchop wrote: Kidney Stones, mah boi! Pissed out of some Indian fellow.not....possible Also you are gigantic pussy bball
Possible. But the biggest ever was taken out of a Pakistani man, except he didnt piss it out, it was directly removed. It was like 22in around or something.
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:54 AM
I'm sorry I actually have male genitalia unlike most of you here who got it removed because you're mother thought you played with it too much instead of actually engaging in social activities that would have gotten you in a situation where such a conversation would come up with said such girl.
Posted at: 6/29/09 01:56 AM
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Shame on you, you should have pulled it out.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 02:00 AM
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That Sucks!
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Posted at: 6/29/09 02:01 AM
At 6/29/09 01:54 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: I'm sorry I actually have male genitalia unlike most of you here who got it removed because you're mother thought you played with it too much instead of actually engaging in social activities that would have gotten you in a situation where such a conversation would come up with said such girl.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 02:02 AM
:No, Not my penis!
Dude,You should have totally done it!She would have been arousssed.HM!HM!
Posted at: 6/29/09 02:05 AM
I'm sorry, but me and my gf dont talk about birthing babbies through my urethra. That shit is downright unpleasant. What the fuck were the two of you talking about that led to that conversational mishap? What the dick, man?
Posted at: 6/29/09 02:10 AM
Shes pregnant, lol, but its not mine, its from a different relationship..yeah..long story...don't ask.
Posted at: 6/29/09 03:41 AM
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Give her your dick in a box.
Posted at: 6/29/09 03:54 AM
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kids in the sandbox is for pussies. i've seen shit that will make you wanna cry. i swear i seen one thing and i didnt eat for 2 days
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Posted at: 6/29/09 03:58 AM
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Right, by girlfriend you mean your 2 inch penis right?
Posted at: 6/29/09 04:35 AM
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At 6/29/09 02:10 AM, Bballdude9997 wrote: Shes pregnant, lol, but its not mine, its from a different relationship..yeah..long story...don't ask.
Pull your head out of your ass, why the fuck would you be chasing a pregnant woman around.
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