My girlfriend's told me that recently I've been sleep-rambling a lot.
And the other day she had to get up for work and she asked me "Is it alright if I turn the light on?". Apparently I was still 'asleep' but I was sat up looking at her. She asked me again and I didn't respond, until about ten seconds afterwards, and I said, "Why, what will it do?" with a really concerned look on my face (this is what she's told me).
So she started laughing at me and I yelled "SHUT UP, GAY!" and flipped over and hid under the duvet.
Don't remember any of it.