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Posted at: 6/28/09 10:33 PM

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As of tomorrow afternoon until August 14th I will be working at a summer camp as a Counselor watching over small children.

The only time I will have access to a computer will be on Saturday nights and on Sundays.

Just so you guys know where I am and that I haven't left NG for good.

So go ahead, ask away any questions you might have to ask!

Also, suck it. You can no longer say to me I need to go outside.

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your a camp counseler??wow who the fuck goes camping thats gay, oh wait gringos do,haha.

ok i have a question how come if white people live without electricty,water, other nesesitys its called camping but if another race does it its caled being ghetto?

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Tents or cabins?

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At 6/28/09 10:36 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: your a camp counseler??wow who the fuck goes camping thats gay, oh wait gringos do,haha.

While most teens don't go camping because they're lame, their are lots of parents who bring there 7 - 13 year old sons/daughters camping.


ok i have a question how come if white people live without electricty,water, other nesesitys its called camping but if another race does it its caled being ghetto?

Because those other people do it in the streets, white people do it in the woods.

At 6/28/09 10:36 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Tents or cabins?

Cabins.

At 6/28/09 10:35 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: Well... if you really want me to...
Whats the meaning of life?

To make new life and cherish the life that was given to you.

Props to whomever got that reference.

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Why do a job where you have be around kids non stop, and you have to live in a box?

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I just got back for a 4=H camp a month ago.


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What's the incentive of you going there?

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What 's being outside like? I hear it's nice...

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There's two types of camp counselors in this world. The nice kind and the strict kind. Which one will you choose to be?


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At 6/28/09 10:43 PM, Armerad wrote: Why do a job where you have be around kids non stop, and you have to live in a box?

Because it's fun, also money.

At 6/28/09 10:44 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: I just got back for a 4=H camp a month ago.

That is not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:46 PM, metropolis342 wrote: What's the incentive of you going there?

1.) I need SOMETHING to do this summer or i'll blow my brains out.
2.) Some of my friends are also counselors.
3.) The food there is AMAZINGLY ORGASMIC.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT!!!

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Also how much are you getting paid to do this?

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How many children do you plan on raping?


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At 6/28/09 10:48 PM, biohasard wrote: What 's being outside like? I hear it's nice...

NO ... IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Bryan wrote: NO ... IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:48 PM, biohasard wrote: What 's being outside like? I hear it's nice...

It isn't, stay on Newgrounds.

It's better.

At 6/28/09 10:48 PM, ZagmenO wrote: There's two types of camp counselors in this world. The nice kind and the strict kind. Which one will you choose to be?

I'll try to be extra chilled and let the other counselors do the disciplining.

At 6/28/09 10:49 PM, biohasard wrote: Also how much are you getting paid to do this?

Not enough.

At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Wyvvern-Guy wrote: How many children do you plan on raping?

Not enough.

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How much will you get paid each week for this?
Are the kids a pain in the ass?
What's the worst problem a kid has come to you with?

all good questions. :)

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Have you ever done this kind of work before?

If so, what's the craziest thing that's happened while you were there?

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SMall children? just do a teenage camp and let them all sleep in the same cabin and when parents get mad just say they snuck out. Then they will havve no childhood and the world will learn that sex b4 marriage is overated yay christian overtones

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At 6/28/09 10:53 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Bryan wrote: NO ... IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That's not a question.

YOUR NOT A QUESTION!


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At 6/28/09 10:54 PM, SCTE3 wrote: How much will you get paid each week for this?

$150 each week, seven weeks.

And a bonus 40 dollar bonus for the counselor that wins each week.

^Which basically is on the last day all the campers vote who they think was the best counselor, and he/she receives 40 bucks more and yes, it is perfectly possible for one counselor to win all 7 weeks however unlikely it is.

Are the kids a pain in the ass?

What do you think? :P

What's the worst problem a kid has come to you with?

Crotch punch.

Well actually, one a nine year old girl became obsessed with me and kept flirting with me and said she was "In love with me" god that week was horrendously annoying, that was last year.

all good questions. :)

Indeed.

At 6/28/09 10:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Have you ever done this kind of work before?

Yes, I have done a ton of Volunteer work where I had to interact with children.


If so, what's the craziest thing that's happened while you were there?

At a soup kitchen I was working once one of the homeless kids there starting throwing up like crazy after eating his cereal and his dad started swearing and screaming out his lungs out at me and the other volunteers.

At 6/28/09 10:55 PM, SeanJon10 wrote: SMall children?

A mixture, some weeks will be mainly 6 - 8 year olds, then there are also weeks where the kids will be 13 - 15. Seven weeks in total.

just do a teenage camp and let them all sleep in the same cabin and when parents get mad just say they snuck out. Then they will havve no childhood and the world will learn that sex b4 marriage is overated yay christian overtones

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:58 PM, Bryan wrote: YOUR NOT A QUESTION!

That's not a question.

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Does camp counseling make you a pedophile?


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At 6/28/09 11:03 PM, AniMetal wrote: A mixture, some weeks will be mainly 6 - 8 year olds, then there are also weeks where the kids will be 13 - 15. Seven weeks in total.

Given such variables as the socioeconomic status of the families, the races of the participants, and the general disposition of the camp's participants towards sex and/or counselors, what is the chance of you bringing back a picture of a fairly attractive 14-year-old girl and showing it to me?


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At 6/28/09 11:03 PM, AniMetal wrote:
$150 each week, seven weeks.

Sounds fun, I've been trying to get a job all summer and all the damn teens stole the jobs from me, what a bitch.

And a bonus 40 dollar bonus for the counselor that wins each week.

Sounds a bit like a game you're doing there as well. lol @:)

^Which basically is on the last day all the campers vote who they think was the best counselor, and he/she receives 40 bucks more and yes, it is perfectly possible for one counselor to win all 7 weeks however unlikely it is.

Highly possible if you keep doing an outstanding job, helping the kids a lot I see, I probably would do a so-so job since I've grown accustomed to little kids being annoying and always having to have it their way, I might last there if the kids actually weren't assholes or annoying. I guess it all depends on the person and how long their fuse.

What do you think? :P

Well I'd hope you would have a few who actually aren't assholes and actually just there for their problems to be solved.

Well actually, one a nine year old girl became obsessed with me and kept flirting with me and said she was "In love with me" god that week was horrendously annoying, that was last year.

That sounds pretty bad but that's not what I meant, I meant as in the kids home life problem although that does sound bad, haha. You run into kids like that from time to time.
Also do they ever hug you?

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Do you have any strange stories about camp you would like to tell? If so please share them...

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As a counselor for a scout camp I have told my share of Scary Campfire Stories. What kind of stories do you tell your kiddos?

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What does it take not to smack the little snot upside the head?


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At 6/28/09 11:07 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Given such variables as the socioeconomic status of the families, the races of the participants, and the general disposition of the camp's participants towards sex and/or counselors, what is the chance of you bringing back a picture of a fairly attractive 14-year-old girl and showing it to me?

Um, depending on whether or not I get my hands on a camera. We'll see. :333

At 6/28/09 11:06 PM, Novatrigger777 wrote: Does camp counseling make you a pedophile?

Only if I touch them inappropriately.

At 6/28/09 11:12 PM, biohasard wrote: Do you have any strange stories about camp you would like to tell? If so please share them...

Nothing I haven't already said really.

At 6/28/09 11:18 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote: What does it take not to smack the little snot upside the head?

A V8.

At 6/28/09 11:18 PM, Toukeman wrote: As a counselor for a scout camp I have told my share of Scary Campfire Stories. What kind of stories do you tell your kiddos?

No idea, I guess i'll tell them what they want to hear I guess.

At 6/28/09 11:10 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Sounds fun, I've been trying to get a job all summer and all the damn teens stole the jobs from me, what a bitch.

Lol everyone that works here is between 17 and 30, with the exception of the master cook who is like in his late 40's.

Sounds a bit like a game you're doing there as well. lol @:)

It basically is. Haha

Highly possible if you keep doing an outstanding job, helping the kids a lot I see, I probably would do a so-so job since I've grown accustomed to little kids being annoying and always having to have it their way, I might last there if the kids actually weren't assholes or annoying. I guess it all depends on the person and how long their fuse.

Yeah, it also depends on such things like whether those individuals are in your cabin or not and also if you have night duty that week cause that will wear you out incredibly.

Well I'd hope you would have a few who actually aren't assholes and actually just there for their problems to be solved.

Yeah, i'd say some of the kids are good but saying they all suck or they're all great is a rather blatant lie.


That sounds pretty bad but that's not what I meant, I meant as in the kids home life problem although that does sound bad, haha. You run into kids like that from time to time.

Um, last year a kid got a call from home halfway through the week from his dad saying his mom died from cancer that morning and no one even knew she had cancer.

I thought tha twas really depressing. :(

Also do they ever hug you?
lol

All the time.

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At 6/28/09 10:53 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Wyvvern-Guy wrote: How many children do you plan on raping?
Not enough.

Can you take a seat? Over there?

Don't try to escape, we have your IP address and Agents are on their way.

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I never even heard of you but are any of you employees going to spread the wise word to the kids about newgrounds?

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Will you be seing Candlejack?

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