I Hate Posting After Scarab.

[Twilight]

I understand that my posts are shit, but I hate it when he posts in a thread that I want to post in. My shitty one liners are no match for his essays, his novels that he writes which are always accurate and on topic. His wit and intelligence. And there are over 9,000 (Fuck you) of these excellent posts. What do I have?

5,000+ posts of the typical shit that any 13 year old would spew. And it's getting worse, fast. I've began to say "Win, Owned, Sdfu, Cool," and "Fail" excessively while he continues to make the BBS look better with his brilliant posts. People like me don't deserve accounts. We deserve like other things. Like play-doh and spanks.

My name is Twilight, and I'm a shitty BBS poster. I contribute shit, emphasis on the shit, my threads are retarded. My posts are one liners, I'm 13 years old. I am a fail troll. I envy Scarab.

Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

[wtb]

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

Don't even get me started....

[RoobyKillAll]

I like to contribute one liners. So what.

[TehSlapHappy]

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: My name is Twilight, and I'm a shitty BBS poster. I contribute shit, emphasis on the shit, my threads are retarded. My posts are one liners, I'm 13 years old. I am a fail troll. I envy Scarab.

Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

[Porkchop]

He's been here since 03. Naturally he's more experienced as a poster.

[Racoonmario]

It's because you don't care and he does.

[Digital-Terror]

I wouldn't say I'm much of a BAD poster.

I may not be all that good, but I definitely don't bring everyone else down with me.

[simon]

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: My posts are one liners

Everyone posts one liners at some point, it happens all the time nothing to worry about that unless it starts to get really excessive but I'm sure people don't see a problem at all.

I'm 13 years old. I am a fail troll. I envy Scarab.

Yeah this is were you're going wrong.

[Brass]

I'm right behind you, don't worry.

I don't think anyone really judges based on post length as much as the quality of them, though.

[CryogenChaos]

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

I could say that. In fact, let me take a minute to criticize myself:

I'm a horribly sarcastic yet classy asshole (or "classhole", if you will). I'm friends with some of the mods, though they might just think of me as a fun little pet or twig with googly eyes glued on. I don't know. I try to be as funny and helpful as possible, though most of the time it comes out as being stupid and pretentious, respectively. Most of all, whenever I respond to threads, people generally ignore me because i'm not cool enough WHINE. I also campaign to be mod every now and then, and I also emo out every now and then.

My name is CryogenChaos. Please love me.

[Piss]

Most of my posts are one-liners, I just don't feel the need to write anything more than one sentence or less. Often times, I can get my point across with a minimum of 5 or 6 words. It seems as though this habit or posting is spreading to everyone on the NGBBS General forum, not to say it wasn't always like this.

It really is a shame, but there's no-one but the posters themselves who can make any real change.

[Twilight]

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

[MultiCanimefan]

If you dislike posting after such an intelligent user whose posts are scrupulously informative and accurate, guess what? Proceed to follow his example, and you too will soon harness the power of constructing complex sentences spanning more than one line, obtain an increasingly deep and cultivated vocabulary, and begin to tame the wild horse that which is your spammy tendencies.

[aSquared94]

I always contribute one liners, your not alone

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

*Raises Hand*

I have a confession I am a bad poster. But today is the day I change my way!

[Racoonmario]

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

I have to agree with you there, these jokes are getting really old. 'We are all dumb', 'No girls' etc.

[TehSlapHappy]

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

Then expect it forever.

[DonDuDonDon]

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

There's 8 other forums. Use them.

[Twilight]

At 6/28/09 06:35 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

There's 8 other forums. Use them.

Let me just go post this in the Flash Forum. I'll count how many seconds it takes for a mod to lock it, then tell me to fuck off to the General forum.

[knightsofthecircle]

At 6/28/09 06:33 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

Then expect it forever.

That's not wit, that's just common knowledge.

[Ragnarokia]

Size isn't everything.

[DonDuDonDon]

At 6/28/09 06:39 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:35 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

There's 8 other forums. Use them.

Let me just go post this in the Flash Forum. I'll count how many seconds it takes for a mod to lock it, then tell me to fuck off to the General forum.

I meant if you're sick of this predictable "wit" then hang around one of the less retarded forums.

[Twilight]

At 6/28/09 06:41 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: I meant if you're sick of this predictable "wit" then hang around one of the less retarded forums.

And I meant stay on topic.

[SCUD14]

Twilight = Scarab's alt.

[IceFireMudDragon]

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

This man speaks the truth

[portalwarpedJP]

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: My name is Twilight, and I'm a shitty BBS poster. I contribute shit, emphasis on the shit, my threads are retarded. My posts are one liners, I'm 13 years old. I am a fail troll. I envy Scarab.

Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

^this^
i try to be funny, but i ain't. nobody likes me here.
and why did you take out the "95" from your username?

[firemaker60]

Not everybody here has the power to make poetry of words on the boards.

And, unfortunately, you don't have any power at all.

[OneWordName]

So do something about it, bitch.

notaoneliner

[H-h-h-heliopios]

newgrounds is fucking gay anyways

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/28/09 06:47 PM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: newgrounds is fucking gay anyways

Yep. Dont see what the connection is but nice to back it up.