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It's times like these that I'm glad my parents aren't together.

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: I can hear my mom moaning and yelling across the house. As it turns out, there's a Do Not Disturb sign on the doorknob. Rules were made to be broken, so what should I do, NG?

Order them to stop, lest they pop out another awful user 9 months down the road.

Listen

Walk in and say you heard someone moaning in pain, i.e "Hey, are you oka- OH MY GOD!"

At 6/28/09 05:38 PM, TheBaldy wrote: moan louder.

This, except get all your friends in one room and make a shitload of noise.

hit them with a few water balloons for the lulz!

One time I had sex with your mother. She was loud and obnoxious. Stupid Bitch.

You should jump rope and see if you fall through the floor and devoured by the rats underneath your house

drill a whole through a wall leading to there bedroom and spy like in cartoons.

Stand outside the door and scream OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! as loud as you can.

hilarity will follow

Just plug your earphones and listen to your mp3 player, that should do it

Start copying your mom's orgasm noise. That will make it awkward for all of you.

Cover your ears, play video games loudly, blare your favorite song, whatever until it's all over.

I remember the time I had sex with your mother, she's into some freaky shit. She asked me to pour Pepsi inside of her and drink it out, so just out of curiosity I did. She started to shout "Ohhh yeahhh!" just like the motherfucking Kool-Aid man! And then I realised; she fucking was.

It's quite obvious you dont ,do anything in these situations, they are having sex like everyone does, why should you being in the house mean they cant. Just sit back in your bedroom and dream of when you would get to fuck someone like that. They put up with your shit for long enough so let them have their time.

chop a hole in the door with a fire axe, stick ur head through the hole and shout "HERE'S JOHNNY!"

WIN for whoever gets the reference

leave them alone, if you dont want to listen to them then put on some headphones and listen to some Heavy Metal with the volume turned up to the max.

Do what I did to the screwing cats next door: Shoot them with a bb gun lol

How do you know that's your mother moaning? Have you heard her before?

ok make some noise your self and say "I LOVE YOU REBECCAAAAA"

Steal your parents booze

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: I can hear my mom moaning and yelling across the house. As it turns out, there's a Do Not Disturb sign on the doorknob. Rules were made to be broken, so what should I do, NG?

You should wank your meat to the sounds of your parents fucking

At 6/28/09 05:38 PM, TheBaldy wrote: moan louder.

Yeah, get into a moaning contest. Wake the nabors.

I love how you used the 'Elated' expression in your post.

what i do when i hear that stuff, i just turn on my stero way loud and not think about it.
:)

Knock on the door (i'll bet it's locked, so no peeking huh) and with a loud and firm voice say "I don't want to be rude mom, but I need to get some rest right now. I'll bet just the knocking will startle them.

if you value your life dont open the door but if you do send me a picture LOL! JK

At 6/28/09 05:28 PM, scetch00 wrote: Open the door just a little, take out the video recorder.

You can do it from there.

remember the night vision lense

At 6/28/09 05:27 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I have heard mine before but all that means is that I can use it against them if they ever hear me with someone.

Suck my cock, queer.