Forum Topic: My mom is a lying whore!!!

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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:48 PM

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Yeah. This one time I was trying my new suit on and my dear mother walks in and says that I have grown in to a handsome young man!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!?11!?

I mean the Santa Clause thing was acceptable, but this!...
I don't think I can trust 'my own mother' ever again.

Has your mother ever lied straight to your face? :'(

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Fucking emo.

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How does that make her a liar!?


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Troll have gotten worse and worse through the years.


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My mom lied to me about being pregnant. She was avoiding alcohol so I asked if she was pregnant. She said no then but sometime later she tells me she's three months pregnant. Lied right to my face about something this big, and I'm gonna be the babysitter, too. Fml.


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At 6/28/09 04:51 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I um, thought this was pretty funny, actually.

Don't hurt me plz

quickly lads' GET HIM!!!

You just wish you had my username, don't ya?
Mah artne'z!!!

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so, basically you're saying that you aren't a handsome young man.
you're a fucking genius.


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I must admit, you are VERY cute...

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Are you serious?

I can't really tell with kids the way they are nowadays


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At 6/28/09 04:53 PM, AssBreaker wrote:
At 6/28/09 04:51 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I um, thought this was pretty funny, actually.

Don't hurt me plz
quickly lads' GET HIM!!!

not on my sight! you're not touching him.

sorry for double-post

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Your mum is hot, ok? End of discussion.

no dissing her...or i'm going to get nasty :(

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At 6/28/09 04:54 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: I must admit, you are VERY cute...
grrrowll

So... we have sex now or what?

At 6/28/09 04:54 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Are you serious?

I don't know? But I'm having a blast!!!

At 6/28/09 04:55 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
sorry for double-post

You are not forgiven!

You just wish you had my username, don't ya?
Mah artne'z!!!

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At 6/28/09 05:00 PM, AssBreaker wrote:
So... we have sex now or what?

If you are on bottom.


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get her a hat

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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At 6/28/09 05:03 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: get her a hat

But what kind!!!
that's what this thread is all about!

You just wish you had my username, don't ya?
Mah artne'z!!!

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I don't get it, what's wrong? Is this supposed to be funny? Where's the joke?

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how does this make her a liar or a whore

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I don't really get, what is making her a liar here. But if she lied, would you prefer the truth?


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At 6/28/09 05:05 PM, TheGhostBustas wrote: fuck u

NoooOOooOOOOO!!! kitty!!! D':

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Cybersief wrote: I don't get it, what's wrong? Is this supposed to be funny? Where's the joke?

I left it in my other pants! "tu'du tsh"

At 6/28/09 05:17 PM, dicennian wrote: I don't really get, what is making her a liar here. But if she lied, would you prefer the truth?

"Everybody lies."
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You just wish you had my username, don't ya?
Mah artne'z!!!

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your mothers a wonderful woman, she baked me cookies the other day and i assisted in making a cream pie with her 'zing'

SirNightOwl wrote:My secret love this week is fishboy121. LOOK AT THAT THING GO.

One of the highlights of my time on Newgrounds.

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Shameful! You are a nairy old woman, not a handsome young man!

I may or may not have been high when I made this post.


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Actually, he just proved his manhood to me...


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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:31 PM

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She was giving you a complement. Complements are meant to be ignored.


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At 6/28/09 05:26 PM, fishboy121 wrote: your mothers a wonderful woman, she baked me cookies the other day and i assisted in making a cream pie with her 'zing'

also i had sex with your mum
in the ass

SirNightOwl wrote:My secret love this week is fishboy121. LOOK AT THAT THING GO.

One of the highlights of my time on Newgrounds.

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At 6/28/09 05:26 PM, fishboy121 wrote: your mothers a wonderful woman, she baked me cookies the other day and i assisted in making a cream pie with her 'zing'

Oh no you didn't!!!

At 6/28/09 05:28 PM, Exodus212 wrote: Shameful! You are a nairy old woman, not a handsome young man!

That's what I've been trying to tell her!

At 6/28/09 05:30 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Actually, he just proved his manhood to me...

...and 2 other guys at the same time...

You just wish you had my username, don't ya?
Mah artne'z!!!

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At 6/28/09 04:48 PM, AssBreaker wrote: Yeah. This one time I was trying my new suit on and my dear mother walks in and says that I have grown in to a handsome young man!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!?11!?

So you're an ugly, prepubescent girl?


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