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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:48 PM
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Yeah. This one time I was trying my new suit on and my dear mother walks in and says that I have grown in to a handsome young man!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!?11!?
I mean the Santa Clause thing was acceptable, but this!... I don't think I can trust 'my own mother' ever again.
Has your mother ever lied straight to your face? :'(
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Fucking emo.
Posted at: 6/28/09 04:50 PM
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How does that make her a liar!?
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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:51 PM
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I um, thought this was pretty funny, actually.
Don't hurt me plz
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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:52 PM
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My mom lied to me about being pregnant. She was avoiding alcohol so I asked if she was pregnant. She said no then but sometime later she tells me she's three months pregnant. Lied right to my face about something this big, and I'm gonna be the babysitter, too. Fml.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:53 PM
At 6/28/09 04:51 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I um, thought this was pretty funny, actually. Don't hurt me plz
quickly lads' GET HIM!!!
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so, basically you're saying that you aren't a handsome young man. you're a fucking genius.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:54 PM
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I must admit, you are VERY cute...
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Are you serious?
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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:55 PM
At 6/28/09 04:53 PM, AssBreaker wrote: At 6/28/09 04:51 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I um, thought this was pretty funny, actually. Don't hurt me plzquickly lads' GET HIM!!!
not on my sight! you're not touching him.
sorry for double-post
Posted at: 6/28/09 04:56 PM
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Your mum is hot, ok? End of discussion.
no dissing her...or i'm going to get nasty :(
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:00 PM
At 6/28/09 04:54 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: I must admit, you are VERY cute... grrrowll
So... we have sex now or what?
At 6/28/09 04:54 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Are you serious?
I don't know? But I'm having a blast!!!
At 6/28/09 04:55 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: sorry for double-post
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:02 PM
At 6/28/09 05:00 PM, AssBreaker wrote: So... we have sex now or what?
If you are on bottom.
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:03 PM
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get her a hat
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:04 PM
At 6/28/09 05:03 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: get her a hat
But what kind!!! that's what this thread is all about!
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:06 PM
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I don't get it, what's wrong? Is this supposed to be funny? Where's the joke?
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how does this make her a liar or a whore
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:17 PM
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I don't really get, what is making her a liar here. But if she lied, would you prefer the truth?
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:20 PM
At 6/28/09 05:05 PM, TheGhostBustas wrote: fuck u
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At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Cybersief wrote: I don't get it, what's wrong? Is this supposed to be funny? Where's the joke?
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At 6/28/09 05:17 PM, dicennian wrote: I don't really get, what is making her a liar here. But if she lied, would you prefer the truth?
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:26 PM
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your mothers a wonderful woman, she baked me cookies the other day and i assisted in making a cream pie with her 'zing'
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Posted at: 6/28/09 05:28 PM
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Shameful! You are a nairy old woman, not a handsome young man!
I may or may not have been high when I made this post.
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:30 PM
Actually, he just proved his manhood to me...
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:31 PM
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She was giving you a complement. Complements are meant to be ignored.
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:35 PM
At 6/28/09 05:26 PM, fishboy121 wrote: your mothers a wonderful woman, she baked me cookies the other day and i assisted in making a cream pie with her 'zing'
also i had sex with your mum in the ass
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:36 PM
Oh no you didn't!!!
At 6/28/09 05:28 PM, Exodus212 wrote: Shameful! You are a nairy old woman, not a handsome young man!
That's what I've been trying to tell her!
At 6/28/09 05:30 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Actually, he just proved his manhood to me...
...and 2 other guys at the same time...
Posted at: 6/28/09 05:45 PM
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At 6/28/09 04:48 PM, AssBreaker wrote: Yeah. This one time I was trying my new suit on and my dear mother walks in and says that I have grown in to a handsome young man!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!?11!?
So you're an ugly, prepubescent girl?
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