Forum Topic: How would you like to die, sir?

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Dugh

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Posted at: 6/28/09 04:30 PM

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Title says all, how would you like to die?

Murdered, killed in war, in traffic, aging, sex-diseases, suicide, accidental, drugs, cancer/other diseases, etc.

I'd go for sex-diseases.

How depressing.

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1,000 years from now in a violent Hypernova explosion.

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Old age, in my sleep.

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I'll be a pussy who takes a bullet to the head.


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Death by tickling. It would be fucking torture.

At least I'd die smiling.

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I wanna die by getting shot. It'd hurt but at least I'd go badass, people would respect me then. Maybe taking a bullet from someone, like someone's about to get shot, maybe the president and I jump in front of him like "NOOOOOO!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!" and BAM! I die.

Yes.

I wanna die by taking a bullet for the president. :)


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At 6/28/09 04:33 PM, ngfan14 wrote: The answer is obvious.

AIDS

You don't die from AIDS, but from the diseases you get that don't heal anymore.

Also, either from old age, or either in an accident where I'm dead at once. I don't want to spend months in pain or something before I die.


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Suicide by Administration of Cyanide.

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"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."


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killed in battle. i would die, but i'd bring a few bitches with me.

DAMN. RIGHT. >>>:(((

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Well, having sex till I die is appetising but...nothing beats old age after living a rich & fulfilling life...on newgrounds...wait...nvm..

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There was a thread about this less than an hour ago... link coming up

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1075 864

more or less the same thing...

I couldn't find the other 20 threads about this same thing, but there have been more than enough


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At 6/28/09 04:34 PM, Cybersief wrote: I wanna die by taking a bullet for the president. :)

Haha, because most assassins only carry the one bullet. I'd top myself, personally.

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HUGE suicide bomb, in the middle of Mecca, Saudi Arabia.

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Die in war. Getting shot after killing enemies while picturing the faces of people I hate.

Sigh the sweet release of death!

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At 6/28/09 04:32 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Falling from a really tall building. The taller the better.

Oh man, that would be my answer!
Haha!

I'm not suicidal or anything, but if I had to choose...

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I'd like to die in order to save someone else.

Preferably using a katana in some way.

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I would like dying listening to some classic big-beat songs. While I am headbanging softly to my last heartbeats. Die with passion ftw.


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Ehm... probably...

... Orgy to death. Yeah, definetely

HAY! Did you guys, here the one, about the guy, who died trying to suck his own dick?

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At 6/28/09 05:00 PM, Hoeloe wrote: I'd like to die in order to save someone else.

Preferably using a katana in some way.

our minds must think alike. if i died in war or something, i'd be using a katana and a mac-10.

i absolutely LOVE katanas.

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been workin' on this one for a while, here it goes.

first I would get on top of the Burj Dubai, and jump off doing as many back flips as I can on the way down setting the world record for most back flips in one jump. then right before I hit the ground I pull the shotgun off my back and blow my face off. Once I hit the ground the explosives covering my body would explode and destroy the building I jumped off of and many people around me, no one will know what happened or will they try to recreate it.

ENDOFLINE.

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