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Posted at: 6/28/09 02:21 PM

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Pros:
You can see where you are.
No babys!
No Aids!
It looks like your weilding a fucking lightsabor.
Cons:
None.

Is there any reason why these arn't the best inventoin fluffy handcufts?

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Posted at: 6/28/09 02:22 PM

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Less pleasure?

FUCK, MAN, IDK!


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Posted at: 6/28/09 02:24 PM

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**Best inventoins -SINCE- fully handcufts**

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Posted at: 6/28/09 02:26 PM

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At 6/28/09 02:22 PM, arthurpark wrote: Less pleasure?

Dude, it's like your stabing a vingena with a lightsabor.
It's just too awesome to care about pleasure.

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Those are incredibly homo.

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At 6/28/09 02:26 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:
At 6/28/09 02:22 PM, arthurpark wrote: Less pleasure?
Dude, it's like your stabing a vingena with a lightsabor.
It's just too awesome to care about pleasure.

Woah. Stabing a vingena with a lightsabor?

Don't you mean stabbing a vagina with a lightsabre?

I do agree, though, that glow in the dark condoms are the best invention since fluffy handcuffs and donkey blow up dolls.


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They would be too expensive to make and expensive to buy.

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thats right, scare the hell out of ur girlfriend/boyfriend with your lightsabor dick before u dip into them. I dunno, sounds like one of those things which'll never catch on. Why don't u have choco-doms instead? Make his junk taste like chocolate!!

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At 6/28/09 02:26 PM, Porkchop wrote: Those are incredibly homo.

Where not talking about light sabor battles now. just sex.
like I mean if you want to whip it out and start fighting some, and they do the same. shit dude; just don't lose an eye ok?

At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Man, I'd wear those all the time. Why just during sex?

YES.

At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: They would be too expensive to make and expensive to buy.

Walmart allready sells them. I wasn't buying so I didn't catch the price. but it shouldn't be too much more

At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, Kagoe wrote: thats right, scare the hell out of ur girlfriend/boyfriend with your lightsabor dick before u dip into them. I dunno, sounds like one of those things which'll never catch on. Why don't u have choco-doms instead? Make his junk taste like chocolate!!

girlfriend/boyfriend; lawlz. I like that.

Where the hell have you beem? They have choco-doms. (I also like Choco, as in choke. but you wouldn't want to suck a condom, because it loses all it's effect

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How the hell do you know so much about all these fetish shit? What the hell... next you'll be sucking cock and getting into threesomes. What would your mom think of this? And your dad would have you sent to Jesus Camp!


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At 6/28/09 02:26 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:
At 6/28/09 02:22 PM, arthurpark wrote: Less pleasure?
Dude, it's like your stabing a vingena with a lightsabor.
It's just too awesome to care about pleasure.

I DO love vingenas.

FUCK, MAN, IDK!


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At 6/28/09 02:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: How the hell do you know so much about all these fetish shit? What the hell... next you'll be sucking cock and getting into threesomes. What would your mom think of this? And your dad would have you sent to Jesus Camp!

You're thinking too much.

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At 6/28/09 02:55 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote:
At 6/28/09 02:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: How the hell do you know so much about all these fetish shit? What the hell... next you'll be sucking cock and getting into threesomes. What would your mom think of this? And your dad would have you sent to Jesus Camp!
You're thinking too much.

Actually I'm not thinking enough.


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At 6/28/09 02:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: How the hell do you know so much about all these fetish shit? What the hell... next you'll be sucking cock and getting into threesomes. What would your mom think of this? And your dad would have you sent to Jesus Camp!

you acaully got my parents dead on.

but fuck dude; piss people off too?

what the hell cant these do?

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At 6/28/09 03:15 PM, Viridis wrote: http://www.nightlightcondoms.com/home.ht ml
Your Welcome

I guess there is a market for this kind of stuff. I didn't know that starwar fans even had sex.


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I will own a pair at some point in the future.

for shits and giggles

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I would actually wear them, not just for sex...

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At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, Kagoe wrote: Why don't u have choco-doms instead? Make his junk taste like chocolate!!

They have those, they are called chocolate flavoured condoms...

Condoms also come in vanilla, strawberry, kiwi and many other delicious flavours!

Check the eyebrows...


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Posted at: 6/28/09 03:42 PM

Nooooo Glo in the dark? Flashy dicks! I like em!


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Posted at: 6/28/09 03:43 PM

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Why dont I cover my dick in a glow in the dark material? or would that poisen the women?


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Do they have that one taste...

...uh, semen, I think its called?


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At 6/28/09 02:21 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: Cons:
None.

Yes, because we all stare at our dicks during sex, and not the woman, so it's important the condom glows,or we might miss it do a trick.


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At 6/28/09 03:45 PM, Krasnoyarsk wrote:
At 6/28/09 02:21 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: Cons:
None.
Yes, because we all stare at our dicks during sex, and not the woman, so it's important the condom glows,or we might miss it do a trick.

I give my train a peak hello when it leaves the statoin and a peak goodbye when it's ready to get under the tunnel.

Also, the tunel inspector is going to check it befor it enters. Wouldn't wan't any rust on the train (just like I check the rails befor I ride them)

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They sound so awesome!!

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It looks like your weilding a fucking lightsaber

Sounds epic

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I definitely want to use one under a black light.

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Posted at: 6/28/09 03:57 PM

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if you think glow in the dark condoms are cool you can buy glow in the dark dildos.. ironic huh.

therealanimator for mod!!

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At 6/28/09 03:40 PM, kissmylips wrote:
At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, Kagoe wrote: Why don't u have choco-doms instead? Make his junk taste like chocolate!!
They have those, they are called chocolate flavoured condoms...

Condoms also come in vanilla, strawberry, kiwi and many other delicious flavours!

I know u do!! Just saying they seem better than glowing dick XD
Though...why WOULD u suck a condom? Even if it did taste a little like chocolate..it would be like putting chocolate on a plastic ASDA bag...ew...

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