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Well Fuck you god fuck you you fucking douchebag!

Wow, I had a feeling another celeb was gonna bite the dust. Guess I was right.

I wonder who will be next O.O

At 6/28/09 11:55 AM, WadeFulp wrote: FoxNews left that tabloid shit out of their main headlines and focused on more important news, like the problems in Iran and North Korea.

And of course Billy Mays.

At 6/28/09 03:17 PM, WadeFulp wrote: What if we filled a big vat with Orange Glo, Oxiclean, Kaboom, etc, and lowered Billy Mays into it with chains made from Might Putty? Would it bring him back to life, or just clean him up nice?

Both...

At 6/28/09 03:21 PM, FaceNine wrote: Wow, I had a feeling another celeb was gonna bite the dust. Guess I was right.

I wonder who will be next O.O

Please let it be Miley cirus.

AMIRITE?

I say Sean Connery's next.

Poor Basterd.

NEXT UP IS MADONNA

At 6/28/09 03:26 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: NEXT UP IS MADONNA

No, she's too terrible. Jay Leno? No. Jon Stewart? OH SHI-

Cheney is gonna go next, it all leads up.

No no no this can't be happening...
First a King
Then an Angel
Now a God....

It's the end of the world

First MJ now BM, who next...

Main problem is the new people taking over are shit so when all the old guys die the world will be a crappy place.

I demand full day coverage on this wonderful man's life.

NEW OXY CLEAN DETERGENT.

ANOTHER LEGEND HAS DIED, FUCK.

It's true...

Okay, I'll stop being in denial now.

How sad, Billy Mays was so awesome!

At 6/28/09 03:36 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: It's true...

The sin of not buying OXYCLEAN! IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT, GODDAMN IT!

At least we still have Anthony Sullivan.

Holy shit! this is unreal! First MJ, Now Billy Mays!? what the fuck is going on? damn i always loved his commercials, even his yelling. Now all we need is for Chuck Norris to die.

I always am late on these things, I just learned of this, it must be the evil doers...

I wonder if they will air the rest of the Pitchmen series.

I can't believe it. He had kids, a wife, a tv show, and a successful career! The last infomercial spot I saw him in was for iCan life insurance, the irony. Poor guy, so much unfinished: His father's "Turn Don't Burn", his best friend's one-handed vegetable peeler, he didn't even finish season one of Pitchmen! Odd though, in the latest episode he did talk about getting killed over a new pitch idea...

I'm not joking when I say that this is infinitely more tragic than MJ's death.

RIP Billy Mays.

At 6/28/09 02:41 PM, speeling wrote: Look, Billy Mays achieved something more then you ever would in your whole god damn entire life. Five seconds of him alive was more important then you ever are and will be. Now stop being an ignorant douchebag and go back to playing with your naruto dolls, k?

:'( They're not dolls...THEY'RE COLLECTABLES!!!

I'll always remember his world famous billy burger

At 6/28/09 03:47 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I'm not joking when I say that this is infinitely more tragic than MJ's death.

RIP Billy Mays.

I AGREE. HE'S ADVERTISING FOR THE HEAVENS NOW.

This is not a good month

Ew Wade, you go to Fox News for your news???

Goddamn it, just Friday, me and all my co-workers were discussing who's the next person to die since Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson have all died this week. We all agreed on Bob Barker, but Billy Mayes??? Son of a bitch! We're going to miss his bellowing, head-ache inducing voice. And to think I just started liking his new Discovery channel show too!

Why is everyone dying this month? First Jackson, then Fawcett, and now Mayes?!

And that really pisses me off, because I liked how he would yell at me at 3:00 am when I forgot to turn off my tv :(

EVERYONE BUY A TAMPA NEWSPAPER FOR THE FUNNY ADVERT THAT WILL BE IN HIS OBITUARY FOR ONLY 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

Goddammit, Pitchmen biography.

At 6/28/09 02:04 PM, DzGuy wrote: IF YOU WANT TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO BILLY MAYS YOU MUST YELL OUT YOUR POSTS LIKE THIS.

Sure thing.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A PIECE OF WOOD.WHY AM I YELLING?BECAUSE RIGHT NOW,I HAVE A GERBIL STUFFED DOWN MY PANTS!ORDER RIGHT NOW,OR ELSE I'LL GET THAT CREEPY SHAMWOW GUY TO KILL YOU!