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I thought his commercials were the best. I always thought he just had that voice where you stop what you're doing and turn and listen to the television, just to see what he was advertising this time.

R.I.P. Billy Mays : ( 29

Oh look, another guy I couldn't care less about has died.

I hope they take my father next.

At 6/28/09 01:46 PM, Twilight wrote: Oh look, another guy I couldn't care less about has died.

I hope they take my father next.

OH TWILIGHT! :D

At 6/28/09 11:42 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 6/28/09 11:40 AM, Arkre wrote: This is cruel and unusual. Why, Wade Fulp, why would you toy with us? D:

It's on the front page of Foxnews.com dumbass, look it up. I'm not toying with you. If anyone is toying with anyone it's Foxnews. Go suck a dick.

Well said.

You guys have to admit, whatever he was selling, it stuck in your brain and made you remember it.

The sham-wow guy did it.. He cleaned up the scene with super absorbent power.

At 6/28/09 01:48 PM, WadeFulp wrote: With all the press all these dead celebs are getting will attention whores like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc, jump on this Hollywood trend and be found dead in their homes?

One can only hope.

<D-I-G-G-Y> Someone keep watch on Abe Vigoda.

Too bad man, I liked his ads. he was found dead in bed btw.

I predict Han Solo will die next.

At 6/28/09 01:51 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I predict Han Solo will die next.

You're gonna murder him, aren't you, you little fuck!?
YOU'D BETTER NOT!
You're gonna add to this conspiracy!1
DAMN YOU!!

Well, my plan is working out beautifully.

At 6/28/09 01:50 PM, mamatequila wrote: One can only hope.

Yes, but if we hope enough, those whores might die.

THE COPS SHOULD USE SHAM-WOW AND OXYCLEAN TO CLEAN UP THE SCENE I MEAN LIKE WOAH MINDFUCK ANYONE

At 6/28/09 01:51 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I predict Han Solo will die next.

Let's freeze all of our favourite celebrities in carbonite! It's genius!

I cant believe it...he must have choked on some mighty putty.

I came to the rescue too late. Maybe I could have made a difference.

:'(

I could take Michael Jackson, and Farah Fawcett. But, Billy Mays?

OMG THATS billy may? no more oxy clean....? sniff snifff or or mighty putty?

yeah but guys david carradine

he was frankenstein in deathrace 2000

that's pretty cool right??

At 6/28/09 01:56 PM, Dexter3000 wrote: I cant believe it...he must have choked on some mighty putty.

That could be true. :P

I read about that in the obituaries and couldn't believe it. What is happening to all these people!?

At 6/28/09 01:58 PM, VespeneGas wrote: yeah but guys david carradine

he was frankenstein in deathrace 2000

that's pretty cool right??

That was a week after Big Stan, and he didn't die all epic-like. Actually he did, he died while masturbating, but that wasn't this week.

Looks like my life no longer has a purpose.

*slits wrists*

HI BILLY MAYS HERE,

NOW ON JUNE 28TH, YOU MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND PUT HI BILLY MAYS HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING YOU POST/SAY.

IF YOU WANT TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO BILLY MAYS YOU MUST YELL OUT YOUR POSTS LIKE THIS.

RIP BILLY MAYS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN MJ

This sucks. His commercials were amazing.

R.I.P. Billy Mays

NOOOOOOO MAKE IT GO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK, GOD. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SUCH A DICK AND RUINING MY SUMMER. FIRST MJ AD NOW BILLY?! I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR SHIT, GOD. I WILL RAPE. YOUR. SHIT. AHHHHHHHRGADGDFGFDGAADGAMKDNFKJRAKJFNKSD .NF KDSNFKDSNFKJSDANFKJRAFNKJRNGAKDSFNKJASDN FKADSJFNDKJASFNKJRNFKJAFNKJDSNAFKJ WHY WADE?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!?!!! AGIOJDGIOAJEFKREKJKLDAFJKFJ

According to Fox News, Mays had been aboard a US Airways flight that blew out its front tires as it
landed at Tampa International Airport on June 27, the day before his death. None of the
138passengers and five crew members were reported to be seriously injured immediately
following the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises from falling
objects.[2] Mays told the local Tampa TV station that some of the objects "hit me on the head, but I
got a hard head."[14] It is unclear whether Mays' death was related to the incident.

ITS FUCKING US AIRWAYS FAULT.

whhyyy?!!

Well damn, another bites the dust within 3 days, 4 people are dead. Well at least I won't wanna buy his usless crap anymore. He always made really exciting.

HI, BILLY MAYES HERE, HOPING NOTHING BAD HAPPENS ANYMORE, AND THAT THIS TORTURE WILL END SOMETIME...