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Posted at: 6/28/09 01:12 PM

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Hell, the story about his death is even on ESPN's website:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/stor y?id=4292771


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At least we know how he died.

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Posted at: 6/28/09 01:15 PM

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At 6/28/09 11:42 AM, WadeFulp wrote:
At 6/28/09 11:40 AM, Arkre wrote: This is cruel and unusual. Why, Wade Fulp, why would you toy with us? D:
It's on the front page of Foxnews.com dumbass, look it up. I'm not toying with you. If anyone is toying with anyone it's Foxnews. Go suck a dick.

Well you seem a little bitter. I never once said it was false, either. It just really sucks. Yeesh.


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I think I figured it out. Michael Jackson bought Oxiclean to whiten his skin. He then learned doing this resulted in him getting terminally ill. So he ordered a hit on Billy Mays. Michael Jackson died before the hit was carried out.

Farrah Fawcett just had ass cancer. She just happened to kick the bucket around the same time.

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Apparently, the life span of greatness is now 50.

RIP Jackson+Mays

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At 6/28/09 01:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I think I figured it out. Michael Jackson bought Oxiclean to whiten his skin. He then learned doing this resulted in him getting terminally ill. So he ordered a hit on Billy Mays. Michael Jackson died before the hit was carried out.

Farrah Fawcett just had ass cancer. She just happened to kick the bucket around the same time.

To tie in, the hit was originally going to be done by Ed McMahon, but it didn't go quite as planned...

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At 6/28/09 01:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

:a hit on Billy Mays.


Interesting. Are you sure Vince Offer isn't to blame?


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I didn't want to believe it at first but it's sad since it's true.

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At 6/28/09 01:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Farrah Fawcett just had ass cancer. She just happened to kick the bucket around the same time.

Ahahaha, oh Wade. xD

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At 6/28/09 11:43 AM, Black-Ops wrote: Guys, Michael Jackson is dead.

WTF?


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Well this is strange...

I always loved Billy's antic as he sold me his products. I even watched Pitchmen to see what it was like and all I can say is Anthony Sullivan's calm, cool, Cockney demeanor cannot replace Billy's loud obnoxiousness. Hell we were talking about him last night at work.

In honor of this man, I will post AS HE SPOKE! YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF MY POSTS!

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Well the saddest thing is, these people were probably the LAST people you'd think would die, even at such a youngish age like 50.

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I didn't feel like going through 5 pages of "OMG no way he dead i dont belive" I'm going to post this here. Apologies if it's already been posted.

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At 6/28/09 01:22 PM, RKthrilla wrote: JUNE 28TH IS OFFICIALLY CAPS LOCK DAY IN MEMORY

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At 6/28/09 01:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I think I figured it out.

Yes! It all happens to make nearly complete sense!

So Kyle, what does Newgrounds say about your post count? SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!

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At 6/28/09 01:22 PM, RKthrilla wrote: JUNE 28TH IS OFFICIALLY CAPS LOCK DAY IN MEMORY

I SECOND THIS MOTION OF THE YELLING OF THE BOARD.

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GASP!!! Now who's going to scream into the camera to sell products!?

Rest in peace Billy...
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At 6/28/09 12:30 PM, andycastaneda wrote:
At 6/28/09 12:21 PM, Rig wrote:
At 6/28/09 12:17 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS I'M KEEPING MY CAPS LOCK ON ALL WEEK
I SUPPORT THIS MAN'S DECISION AND SHALL JOIN HIM IN HIS INTERNET TRIBUTE
ME TOO, MODS PLEASE DON'T BAN US.

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Billy Mays was always legendary in my mind. I never saw anything like this coming so soon.

Sucks that now I won't have any new funny infomercials of his to look forward to.

I'm interested in seeing what the autopsy results will be like. I don't know if he was a painkiller addict like Michael Jackson was, but I guess it'll all come to light soon.

God fucking damn it...
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At 6/28/09 01:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I think I figured it out. Michael Jackson bought Oxiclean to whiten his skin. He then learned doing this resulted in him getting terminally ill. So he ordered a hit on Billy Mays. Michael Jackson died before the hit was carried out.

Farrah Fawcett just had ass cancer. She just happened to kick the bucket around the same time.

lmao

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This is shocking...

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BEING DEAD, A FORTY DOLLAR VALUE, FUCK IT, 20 BUCKS.

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At 6/28/09 01:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BEING DEAD, A FORTY DOLLAR VALUE, FUCK IT, 20 BUCKS.

I'LL TAKE 20!

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Born the same year as Michael Jackson. Just throwing it out there.

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At 6/28/09 11:39 AM, speakerlight wrote: Finally that old douchebag is dead.

Fuck you


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AHHHHH OH NO!!
I can't believe this!! The bestest infomercial host of my time is fucking dead!!
No moar OXI CLEAN commericals, or anything like that!

Why'd he have to die!??!
We'll find out the cause Monday afternoon!


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At 6/28/09 01:40 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Born the same year as Michael Jackson. Just throwing it out there.

Both of them died before they turned 51.... also weird...

So Kyle, what does Newgrounds say about your post count? SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!

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